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#11801
Buy some raw (or frozen) shrimp and carefully place them in the slots where the hood/air conditioner intake/windshield meet.  After a week or two, things will be quite ugly in those rides.  

Pull off the cowl and place on top of the air filter intake. I had a rat die there. Its tail got got stuck in the flap when I shut the engine off and it closed. Took a long time to find and the smell lingered for over two years.
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#11802
Buy some raw (or frozen) shrimp and carefully place them in the slots where the hood/air conditioner intake/windshield meet.  After a week or two, things will be quite ugly in those rides.  

Pull off the cowl and place on top of the air filter intake. I had a rat die there. Its tail got got stuck in the flap when I shut the engine off and it closed. Took a long time to find and the smell lingered for over two years.
#11803

Fucking amazing---Austin just added non-stop service to Amarillo, Louisville, Provo, Sioux Falls, and Branson.  Added to a smattering over the last year that includes Asheville, Cincinnati, Grand Rapids, Jacksonville, Knoxville, Sanford, Pittsburgh, Raleigh, Reno, Sacramento, and a bunch of others.  But Midland?  Nah, who the fuck needs that non-stop flight?  What the fuck?  

#11804
Fucking amazing---Austin just added non-stop service to Amarillo, Louisville, Provo, Sioux Falls, and Branson.  Added to a smattering over the last year that includes Asheville, Cincinnati, Grand Rapids, Jacksonville, Knoxville, Sanford, Pittsburgh, Raleigh, Reno, Sacramento, and a bunch of others.  But Midland?  Nah, who the fuck needs that non-stop flight?  What the fuck?  

Does tony Orlando have a theater in Midland? No? Well, now you understand.
#11805
Fucking amazing---Austin just added non-stop service to Amarillo, Louisville, Provo, Sioux Falls, and Branson.  Added to a smattering over the last year that includes Asheville, Cincinnati, Grand Rapids, Jacksonville, Knoxville, Sanford, Pittsburgh, Raleigh, Reno, Sacramento, and a bunch of others.  But Midland?  Nah, who the fuck needs that non-stop flight?  What the fuck?  

Does tony Orlando have a theater in Midland? No? Well, now you understand.
#11806

Tie a yellow ribbon around your own stump, dicknose

#11807
7 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Not trivial but I just lost all the shit on my phone the tech guy that's "helping" me ensured I wouldn't.  I even asked a second time.  Motherfucker. 

Not trivial at all, and reminded me of this. Cannot believe anyone in the programming and approval chain thought this was acceptable:

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#11808
2 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Not trivial at all, and reminded me of this. Cannot believe anyone in the programming and approval chain thought this was acceptable:

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#11809
7 hours ago, Llogg said:

Or CA is the only state treating the climate crisis as real and you don't think the accelerating global death spiral should interfere with your freedumb to choose a fucking kitchen sink. I'm team fuck you.

Oh Greta.

Just a FYI, I’m talking about a beverage faucet, i.e. one that dispenses filtered water (so I don’t have to buy water in plastic bottles). I can’t drink water faster than 1.8 GPM.

So why don’t you take a break from your fuck you attitude and go watch a movie with a friend or something. 

#11810
3 hours ago, Superhero said:

Oh Greta.

Just a FYI, I’m talking about a beverage faucet, i.e. one that dispenses filtered water (so I don’t have to buy water in plastic bottles). I can’t drink water faster than 1.8 GPM.

So why don’t you take a break from your fuck you attitude and go watch a movie with a friend or something. 

I just hate people who think they are special and don't need to follow rules that exist for the greater good. You seem like a selfish prick.

#11811
10 minutes ago, Llogg said:

I just hate people who think they are special and don't need to follow rules that exist for the greater good. You seem like a selfish prick.

Calm down, Nancy.  It’s a water faucet.  
 

Should we consider you a selfish prick or just special if you break the speed limit or roll a 4 way stop sign?  I mean greater good and what not. B
 

 

#11812
17 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Calm down, Nancy.  It’s a water faucet.  
 

Should we consider you a selfish prick or just special if you break the speed limit or roll a 4 way stop sign?  I mean greater good and what not. B
 

 

Yes

#11813
27 minutes ago, Llogg said:

Yes

So which is it? Special or selfish prick?

Seriously, the 1.8 g / m flow restriction on faucets is not well thought out.  Filling glasses, pitchers and pots with water is a variable depending on size.  Slowing the rate of fill is pointless. 
 

Restrictions the size of plumbing fixtures like a toilet makes sense.  Using a bunch of water for a piss every hour is not smart.   

#11816
26 minutes ago, deadshank said:

So which is it? Special or selfish prick?

Seriously, the 1.8 g / m flow restriction on faucets is not well thought out.  Filling glasses, pitchers and pots with water is a variable depending on size.  Slowing the rate of fill is pointless. 
 

Restrictions the size of plumbing fixtures like a toilet makes sense.  Using a bunch of water for a piss every hour is not smart.   

Great point, low flow faucets are a bit of a scam. The toilet issue is a proper place to reduce flow.  There is the if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down method as well.

#11819
1 hour ago, deadshank said:

So which is it? Special or selfish prick?

Seriously, the 1.8 g / m flow restriction on faucets is not well thought out.  Filling glasses, pitchers and pots with water is a variable depending on size.  Slowing the rate of fill is pointless. 
 

Restrictions the size of plumbing fixtures like a toilet makes sense.  Using a bunch of water for a piss every hour is not smart.   

That's why it should be legal for men to piss outside anywhere, anytime...Not just in downtown Austin, Los Angeles, San Fran, Portland and Seattle.  

#11820
44 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

There is the if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down method as well.

If it's yellow, you should have pissed in the yard; if it's brown, you should have mailed it to someone. 

#11822
58 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Great point, low flow faucets are a bit of a scam. The toilet issue is a proper place to reduce flow.  There is the if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down method as well.

If I wanted my bathroom to smell like stale piss I would move to the Cotton Bowl.

#11824
2 hours ago, Llogg said:

I just hate people who think they are special and don't need to follow rules that exist for the greater good. You seem like a selfish prick.

Seriously. I followed the rules when I bought a faucet, shower head, and a low flow toilet because you know, with the amount of time my wife spends in the shower, I can see the benefit of restricting the flow rate. 

But this is a beverage faucet that dispenses filtered water that goes into a glass, that touches my lips and into my stomach, and eventually out of my penis. There is hardly ANY wastage there.

 And as I mentioned in my OP, EVERY OTHER SITE I visited would sell it to me except they were out of stock, and the only place that had stock wouldn’t sell it to me for whatever reason.

But stay on your moral high ground and let us earth killers have our drinking water come out of the dispenser just a little bit faster. 

#11825
43 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Seriously. I followed the rules when I bought a faucet, shower head, and a low flow toilet because you know, with the amount of time my wife spends in the shower, I can see the benefit of restricting the flow rate. 

But this is a beverage faucet that dispenses filtered water that goes into a glass, that touches my lips and into my stomach, and eventually out of my penis. There is hardly ANY wastage there.

 And as I mentioned in my OP, EVERY OTHER SITE I visited would sell it to me except they were out of stock, and the only place that had stock wouldn’t sell it to me for whatever reason.

But stay on your moral high ground and let us earth killers have our drinking water come out of the dispenser just a little bit faster. 

Earth Killers would be a great heavy metal band name.

#11826
1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

That's why it should be legal for men to piss outside anywhere, anytime...Not just in downtown Austin, Los Angeles, San Fran, Portland and Seattle.  

This.  During pandemic, I started pissing again out of doors, in empty parking garages, etc.  If those guys can shoot up heroin and take a shit in a bucket and dump the bucket into a "Drains into Barton Creek" storm drain...I can take a quick leak in the woods off of Via Fortuna.  I ended up with about a half dozen go-to places during the really bad months of Covid when there was no sense in risking going into a public place to use the restroom (shit, half the places closed their bathrooms to anyone except employees early on when they thought you could get it from surfaces).  I should have invented the outdoor iToilet app like Costanza.  If you're anywhere between the River, Ben White, 360, and IH-35...I got a private place you can take a leak.

#11827
59 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I should have invented the outdoor iToilet app like Costanza.  If you're anywhere between the River, Ben White, 360, and IH-35...I got a private place you can take a leak.

Sell the data to Grinder. Profit.

#11828

There are no homophobes in glory holes.  Wait, no...in fox holes.  Wait, something about bushes.  Dammit, I had something for this.  

You're right though, we're leaving money on the dresser.  I mean, on the table.  Chocolate.  

#11829

Fuck the clueless assholes who bring their boom boxes to the beach, set up right next to us with the volume cranked up to 10. 
listen to the music of the surf, you shitheads.

#11830
1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

Fuck the clueless assholes who bring their boom boxes to the beach, set up right next to us with the volume cranked up to 10. 
listen to the music of the surf, you shitheads.

Hmmm, what if they're playing Beach boys music?

#11833
32 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Fuck the clueless assholes who bring their boom boxes to the beach, set up right next to us with the volume cranked up to 10. 
listen to the music of the surf, you shitheads.

What if it was Lawrence Welk or Perry Como?

#11834
1 minute ago, deadshank said:

What if it was Lawrence Welk or Perry Como?

Percy Faith?

 

Percy Faith!  

...   ...  and certain ballads by Mr. Frank Sinatra 

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4 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Great point, low flow faucets are a bit of a scam.

 

4 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Yup. Takes extra flushes and ultimately wastes more water.

 

you shit in your sink?

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#11837
43 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

 

 

you shit in your sink?

Had a colleague who said his 95 year old great granddad upon hearing his wife say she wanted to install indoor plumbing said...

"you wanna SHIT !?................  IN THE HOUSE ??!!

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#11838
17 minutes ago, deadshank said:

What if it was Lawrence Welk or Perry Como?

Screw them too

Beach is clean and the weather is perfect here at South Padre...

 

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#11839
1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Fuck the clueless assholes who bring their boom boxes to the beach, set up right next to us with the volume cranked up to 10. 
listen to the music of the surf, you shitheads.

And the people who bring speakers while they’re hiking a trail.

Listen to nature, or listen to your music using earphones, but don’t ruin the experience for those of us that just want to get away from cities and suburbs for a few hours. 

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#11840
39 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I prefer the term "High Bidet".

your sink + my a/c duct = a clean, dry ass

#11841
3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Sell the data to Grinder. Profit.

How do you think he GOT the data?

#11842
9 hours ago, Llogg said:

I just hate people who think they are special and don't need to follow rules that exist for the greater good. You seem like a selfish prick.

The greater good. Sounds familiar.

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#11845
15 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

why yall toilets so backwards

 

 

Because we live in the Northern Hemisphere?
We're talking about flush flow, right?  

#11846
23 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

That's why it should be legal for men to piss outside anywhere, anytime...Not just in downtown Austin, Los Angeles, San Fran, Portland and Seattle.  

Let's get the Liberty Bowl parking lot on this list.

Worth bathroom capacity situation I've ever seen.

#11847
14 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Let's get the Liberty Bowl parking lot on this list.

Worth bathroom capacity situation I've ever seen.

You have a stroke, or go full Tyson??  

#11850

i bought a used car in March. every fucking day there is more mail/postcards regarding 3rd party warranty offers/scams. They all have  last chance expirtion dates for a week away....and that date keeps getting pushed out. The volume of mail is so large they must be able to con a fair number of people to justify the effort.  I don't know if they scrape my information from state title records, or if the dealer sells the info, but goddamn....

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