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So is Olive Garden northern Italian, or southern Italian?  Or Sicilian?  Or Cecilia?

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1 hour ago, miguelito said:

So is Olive Garden northern Italian, or southern Italian?  Or Sicilian?  Or Cecilia?

no.

On 5/23/2018 at 11:49 AM, Jersey Man10 said:

When I turn on my rotating fan and it starts turning away from me.

+rep for trivial things that make you surly

6 hours ago, HouTex said:

In a multi-floor office when some guy goes up or down a floor to take a shit. Keep it on your own floor.

Negative.  Why shit in your own floor's bathrooms?

I got a phone call and an email from AISD today to tell me to check tomorrow for an important email.

Edited by skipperj

Baby A’s on Riverside had a table or two next to the restroom and i felt sorry for the folks sitting there the one time I destroyed that john. 

3 hours ago, miguelito said:

So is Olive Garden northern Italian, or southern Italian?  Or Sicilian?  Or Cecilia?

 

Well hell no, Olive Garden ain't part of the boot.  It's the shit in which the boot stepped.

Edited by slorch

When eighteen wheelers take fucking forever to pass other eighteen wheelers.

Negative.  Why shit in your own floor's bathrooms?

So I and others on my floor should go shit on his floor? It evolves into chaos. Just stay on your own floor.

Shitting on the floor...not trivial.

Negative.  Why shit in your own floor's bathrooms?


First job out of college, I worked on the 4th floor and shat on the 9th 5 days a week.
If you like good ice in your drinks. 


People who think there’s such a thing as “good” ice.
In a multi-floor office when some guy goes up or down a floor to take a shit. Keep it on your own floor.
We have a small one-holer within my department. Not shitting in there. The only other bathrooms on our floor are a women's bathroom and one that used to be a men's with a toilet stall and 3 urinals but has been converted to a private gender-inclusive bathroom. Because that one can only handle one person at a time now the odds of it being empty are small. I don't have a choice except go to another floor.

Gogo motherfucking WiFi.

I hope my $12 is spent on a faulty Crock Pot that will eventually burn down their headquarters.
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People who credit themselves as medical experts because they read a couple of bullshit studies on the internet.

10 hours ago, Hunchback said:

We have a small one-holer within my department. Not shitting in there. The only other bathrooms on our floor are a women's bathroom and one that used to be a men's with a toilet stall and 3 urinals but has been converted to a private gender-inclusive bathroom. Because that one can only handle one person at a time now the odds of it being empty are small. I don't have a choice except go to another floor.

I'd be shitting in the gender inclusive bathroom.  Time to take that shit back, one shit at a time.

Some of you need to time your shitting better....

I have my body trained to go in the morning before showering everyday.

I do not have to worry about shitting anywhere but home.

Control yourself !

Yeah, but can you use this gif on a daily basis?

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No?  Then you aren't doing it right.

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Imgur sucks ass

6 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Yeah, but can you use this gif on a daily basis?

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No?  Then you aren't doing it right.

I hate to tell you, but you ain't doing it right. 

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I hate to tell you, but you ain't doing it right. 

fify.  Google image search, first thing that popped, the dreaded imgur.

Lots of shit talking on this page.


Well, this IS surly, so you know.

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Yeah, but can you use this gif on a daily basis?
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No?  Then you aren't doing it right.


Is this because you’re not salaried, or because your hours are scrutinized to the extent that they count the hours you are in the building?
28 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 


Is this because you’re not salaried, or because your hours are scrutinized to the extent that they count the hours you are in the building?

 

Salaried, but we have to track our time.  Big Brother looking down on us and whatnot.

Salaried, but we have to track our time.  Big Brother looking down on us and whatnot.
Always nice when they do that. Layoffs pending.
5 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Salaried, but we have to track our time.  Big Brother looking down on us and whatnot.

years ago when we were still a little software shop in a dingy office, there was a one hole bathroom on the bottom floor behind the server racks (and a pile of cardboard) that for a while was rat infested and had a ruined toilet.  We got rid of the rats, cleaned it up (ripped out the toilet and threw it away) and closed the door.  At some point a new toilet got installed, but nobody even really was aware that that had happened, and everyone just left "the rat bathroom" alone.  So I used it as a private shitter and tracked my shitting time to RAT (release acceptance testing).

16 hours ago, HenryJames said:

When eighteen wheelers take fucking forever to pass other eighteen wheelers.

Especially when they can tell the people behind them see it coming, so before they can close the gap, they whip over, slowing them down even more

When the natural wheelhouse of your belt lies precisely half way in between two holes, and neither one feels right.

When you get a sandwich at a deli or sandwich shop and they don’t evenly spread out the stuff across the surface of the bread and you end up with 3 inches of fillings in the middle and the second part of each half is nothing but bread 

22 minutes ago, DougO said:

When the natural wheelhouse of your belt lies precisely half way in between two holes, and neither one feels right.

Do you even awl bro?

35 minutes ago, DougO said:

When the natural wheelhouse of your belt lies precisely half way in between two holes, and neither one feels right.

This is how it's done. Nice.

Had some badass grilled shrimp with some sort if stewed tomato/ salsa/ pico stuff on white rice at restaurant for work lunch.  Latina co-worker asked me if it was too spicy...implying gringo had tender Mouth.  I just started laughing. It'd have to be ahellova lot hotter than that to make me not eat it, after she had left half of hers on plate. White boys like hot food too, chica...

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2 minutes ago, skipperj said:

Slorch is always playing the race card.

Life ain’t always PC is it?

2 hours ago, DougO said:

When the natural wheelhouse of your belt lies precisely half way in between two holes, and neither one feels right.

get yourself a leather poker, or a hammer and a nail. 

3 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

When you get a sandwich at a deli or sandwich shop and they don’t evenly spread out the stuff across the surface of the bread and you end up with 3 inches of fillings in the middle and the second part of each half is nothing but bread 

Like the stack of three pickle slices at the center of your Quarter Pounder. 

Morons who speed around me only to sit in a right turn lane...with their signal on...and wait until the light turns green even with multiple opportunities to safely turn and after I give a polite honk to nudge them along. Had my wife not been with me I would have laid on my horn through the entire light cycle.

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That’s why I love my braided leather belt. I get them bigger than I need so I can loop the excess belt and have it hang down.

8 minutes ago, skipperj said:

That’s why I love my braided leather belt. I get them bigger than I need so I can loop the excess belt and have it hang down.

I miss 1996 too

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