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#12901

How do they casually stroll out with four carts of detergent and not get noticed until they’re already loading in the parking lot?   

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    The day I retired I set an auto reply that said something like "As of EOB today I will be retired.  If you expect me to reply to an email after 10:00 am today, you will be disappointed."  At the 3:00

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    I hate the people that ignore it when they have the right of way and try to wave me through first, it just fucks up the system and delays everyone

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#12902

None of that shit on this page pisses me off more than this abomination perpetrated by the Nabisco bean counters.

Pathetic bastards are skimping on the Oreo creme filling! 😡

 

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#12905
1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Vanilla Oreos. I see you are a man of culture.

He's a man of wealth and taste.

He's been around for a long, long years.

Stole a million men's soul...and faith.

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#12906
3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

Not sure which thread to post in.  Theft in general sucks the big one, but I once sat on a flight from Denver to Milwaukee next to a area manager for some WalMart stores in Wisconsin.  He said that Detergent was the highest theft item they have and that there are crime rings that roam the midwest to do exactly the above.  I had not seen it before though.

Not trivial. 

#12907
5 hours ago, Armybrat said:

None of that shit on this page pisses me off more than this abomination perpetrated by the Nabisco bean counters.

Pathetic bastards are skimping on the Oreo creme filling! 😡

 

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Yep.  Wife was complaining about the double-stuff just being regular Oreos of the olden days.  I told her just to take the top cookie off of 2 of them and then mush the remaining parts together.   She wasn't buying it...

#12909

Vanguard updated their website. It looks better - I can see my balance, distribution between stocks/bonds, and other pretty charts, but it won't show me my positions, the number of shares, or their current value. I don't think it's user error because I've clicked on every square millimeter of the screen.

They even admit that not all the features are available on the new website. So WHY IN THE FUCKING FUCK did they roll out the new, buggy site? Fuck Vanguard.

#12910
1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

A woman I work with insists on calling baked potatoes “bakers”. Is this a thing? It’s trivial and annoying.

Does she have big tits and call the things you put on a baked potato, "Fixin's!"  ???

#12911

Today on highway 80 SB between Dallas and Terrell I saw a sign that said:

Smoked Turkey’s

Smoked Ham’s

Firewood

So I guess they are selling firewood that was originally owned by a stoner named Ham, but is now owned by a stoner named Turkey. 

#12912

Every day I come to my desk I have to pull the trash can closer to me instead of out towards the front of the desk. Damn cleaning crew puts it back forward every single day. c2cc79b1554906c7b7fd3c0acd85f251.jpg

#12913
4 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Every day I come to my desk I have to pull the trash can closer to me instead of out towards the front of the desk. Damn cleaning crew puts it back forward every single day. c2cc79b1554906c7b7fd3c0acd85f251.jpg

Sounds more like a first world, 1%er problem ...

#12914

Did he cover the top of his filing cabinet in carpet?   Da fuh?

#12915
1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Did he cover the top of his filing cabinet in carpet?   Da fuh?

He got that Rocko package, everything carpeted.

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#12916
There's a triple lane left turn real near my house.  I've learned to avoid the middle turn lane at all costs.  I've driven in numerous shit hole countries and Houston has by far the worst drivers I've encountered
Howdy neighbor
#12920
4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Complimented the guy in the stall next to me on his boxers, didn’t even get a thank you, just silence.  

You say that like it's a bad thing.

#12922

People who come to work late because they got donuts/breakfast. If you can't leave early enough, then just bring your ass to work. We got shit to do!

#12923
On 11/12/2021 at 9:54 AM, slorch said:

I may have encountered this yesterday, from West bound I 10 feeder road onto southbound Gessner.

Everyone miraculously abided, and I was grateful AF in that middle lane turn with a pickup loaded with 2 pinball machines… my agility/ elusivity was virtually zero had someone been off kilter.  I mumbled to my buddy,’ Who thought of that eveil shit? I didn’t even know 3 lane turns existed!’

 

aggy

 

#12924
People who come to work late because they got donuts/breakfast. If you can't leave early enough, then just bring your ass to work. We got shit to do!
Everybody loves that guy.
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#12926
4 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

People who come to work late because they got donuts/breakfast. If you can't leave early enough, then just bring your ass to work. We got shit to do!

why do you hate whataburger?

#12927
17 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

Every day I come to my desk I have to pull the trash can closer to me instead of out towards the front of the desk. Damn cleaning crew puts it back forward every single day. c2cc79b1554906c7b7fd3c0acd85f251.jpg

 

How is there no standardization in the trash universe such that a bag and a basket fit perfectly together, so that we dont have to do this awkward tying off at the rim of the bag and sometimes the motherfucker slips and sinks anyway

#12929
33 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

It's the janitorial equivalent of the fast food cook spitting on your burger. 

Do you not know what they do to his keyboard and mouse?

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#12930

Captchas.  fuck you and let me get on to my website.

 

Same thing for filling in your age to access alcohol website.  if theres anything that better represents feckless government regulation, its forcing websites to verify children arent looking at fucking beer webpages

#12931
2 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Captchas.  fuck you and let me get on to my website.

I should have studied what are "Cross walks" and "Stop Lights" more in school.

#12932
18 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

People who come to work late because they got donuts/breakfast. If you can't leave early enough, then just bring your ass to work. We got shit to do!

 

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!

#12933
On 11/16/2021 at 6:44 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

A woman I work with insists on calling baked potatoes “bakers”. Is this a thing? It’s trivial and annoying.

Is she from Iowa, Norf or Souf Dakooda, Wisco, MinneSooda?  Casserole here = "hot dish" up there.

#12934

Funeral processions.

The other day I was stopped at a red light on an off ramp turning left. After I got my green light to turn, I proceed and suddenly there’s a vehicle running a red (with their hazards and a tiny orange flag in their window that I suspect has a funeral homes logo on it) . So I step on it thinking WTF. The car I am now behind also has their hazards/ flag combo so I figured out I cut in line of a procession. I’m looking up ahead trying to find any hearse or police motorcade and I see nothing. Do these things really need to be any longer than 5 cars that are strictly immediate family members, Paul bearers ?

I don’t think ex coworkers or softball teammates from the late 80s need to be causing near accidents so they can keep up in line. You’ll make it to the graveyard.

#12942
Indecisive drivers who make me miss a light 

Sorry, this thread is for trivial stuff, not enraging things that make me reconsider my opposition to the death penalty.
#12945
5 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Indecisive drivers who make me miss a light 

They’re not indecisive. They’re checking their Instagram feed/surly reactions. Every red light, look around. At least half of everyone around you is staring at their phone as soon as the light turns yellow. And they only look up when someone honks at them. 

#12946
2 minutes ago, nnm said:

They’re not indecisive. They’re checking their Instagram feed/surly reactions. Every red light, look around. At least half of everyone around you is staring at their phone as soon as the light turns yellow. And they only look up when someone honks at them. 

That for sure but also the kind that’s driving 5 mph approaching a green light trying to figure out if they should turn or go straight.  

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