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#13351

My last name is an easy, understandable 4 letter word. Everyone, and I mean everyone, puts an s on it. Every freaking time. My whole life. Even after I tell them. 

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#13353
2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Yeah but who actually uses the second-person plural indicative present tense of a verb in real life

Get the fuck outta here with that mess....

#13355
2 hours ago, nnm said:

My last name is an easy, understandable 4 letter word. Everyone, and I mean everyone, puts an s on it. Every freaking time. My whole life. Even after I tell them. 

Anything for you, Selenas.

#13357
9 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Incorrect.  It is referring to the subject of the sentence so the use of "who" rather than "whom" is proper.

Whom the fuck do you think you are?

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#13360
15 hours ago, slorch said:

when you click on an online calendar, and that sumbeech starts the week with Monday,

as in, it reads M-Tu_W-Th-F-Sa-Su

why do you hate christian calendars?

#13361
17 hours ago, Ag with kids said:

Ha...

My name is FOUR letters long.  It's a common word.

And I have to spell it almost every time.

Dick?

#13364
30 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

I see both you and @Brisketexan are quite obsessed with those things...y'all should get together and "discuss" them.

But, no...that is incorrect.

Oh I see where you are aggy... must be Cuck.

#13365
10 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Oh I see where you are aggy... must be Cuck.

Could be Pyle.  But he spells it Pile.  Couldn't stack it, I mean hack it, after all.  

#13366
8 hours ago, nnm said:

My last name is an easy, understandable 4 letter word. Everyone, and I mean everyone, puts an s on it. Every freaking time. My whole life. Even after I tell them. 

Han?

#13369

Every once in a while while browsing surly on my phone, I’ll try to click on the “lulz” thread link on the top or bottom of the page, and mistakenly click on CR instead. 
Instantly the atmosphere in the room changes. Darkness descends on the land. All intelligent life is gone. My reaction:

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#13370

Would be nice to have a toggle to display or not display CR, similar to how IPIHB only appears for some users.

#13372

Colleagues that call meetings on my Friday off (we work 9/80 schedule) when the meeting is focused entirely on the work I am responsible for.

Trivial because fuck ‘em, I’m not going to work on my day off. Tell me what happened on Monday.

#13373
1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Colleagues that call meetings on my Friday off (we work 9/80 schedule) when the meeting is focused entirely on the work I am responsible for.

Trivial because fuck ‘em, I’m not going to work on my day off. Tell me what happened on Monday.

Worse is people who call a meeting on your time off, that you have to change plans for, and then cancel it at the last minute.

#13375
15 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Worse is people who call a meeting on your time off, that you have to change plans for, and then cancel it at the last minute.

That's what the Decline button is for. I used to be afraid to use it. Not any more.

#13376
On 3/30/2018 at 5:18 PM, BrazilHorn said:

People who put “MBA” after their name in their LinkedIn profile. 

90% of the time they went to Univ. of Phoenix or some other for profit school. 

They’re all for profit schools my man.

#13378

I stopped at this ghetto-ass gas station on my way to work, as they have really good, cheap fountain drinks. I usually pay with the change I have in my truck but today, I didn't have enough. I had to break a $20 and my worst fears came true: The clerk handed me some raggedy, warm bills that looked like they've been hiding in a homeless woman's bra. Or worse. 

#13379

Someone sent me a meeting request on a day I clearly had marked as being out. I explained that I wouldn't be able to make it and declined. Got another request an hour later from the same person on the same day. I declined again. Still not available.

#13380

I live on N Padre Island.

When you get on the fucking island, the speed limit DOES NOT FUCKING DROP!  It is 55 mph all the way to PINS.

All you fucking tourons need to stop slowing down to 35 fucking mph and get the fuck out of my way - I want to get home.

JFC - every place else on earth people want to drive over the speed limit...why the fuck do they slow down on my island????

#13381
12 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

I live on N Padre Island.

When you get on the fucking island, the speed limit DOES NOT FUCKING DROP!  It is 55 mph all the way to PINS.

All you fucking tourons need to stop slowing down to 35 fucking mph and get the fuck out of my way - I want to get home.

JFC - every place else on earth people want to drive over the speed limit...why the fuck do they slow down on my island????

As aggy, I understand you’re not quick on the uptake. Island time—ever heard of it?  Catch some of it if you’re going to live there. 

#13382
1 minute ago, nnm said:

As aggy, I understand you’re not quick on the uptake. Island time—ever heard of it?  Catch some of it if you’re going to live there. 

Island time doesn't include the fucking road dammit!

I want to get to my back yard and enjoy the canal...

#13383

Not that I’m planning to take them up on their offer, but the first time I saw a McDonald’s ad for their new “Free Fries Friday” promotion was at 12:55 AM on a Saturday morning. 

#13384
15 hours ago, Ag with kids said:

Island time doesn't include the fucking road dammit!

I want to get to my back yard and enjoy the anal...

Sounds about right...

#13386

My wife wanted to rent a new Brazilian movie where the lead role is played by a guy she knows from her hometown. It’s available on YouTube and Amazon, but neither offer it with the original audio, so we are watching it dubbed in English. I fucking hate dubbed movies, so shitty. It’s a foreign film, why in the fuck isn’t it available in the original language?

#13387
On 1/21/2022 at 1:59 PM, Okie State said:

Someone sent me a meeting request on a day I clearly had marked as being out. I explained that I wouldn't be able to make it and declined. Got another request an hour later from the same person on the same day. I declined again. Still not available.

Did you we immediately reschedule for Thursday?  

#13389
Did you we immediately reschedule for Thursday?  
Ha, no but that same person moved the meeting from Tuesday to Wednesday right after I talked to you. Just waiting for it to get moved to Thursday now.
#13390
On 1/20/2022 at 4:00 AM, Sam Lin said:

Would be nice to have a toggle to display or not display CR, similar to how IPIHB only appears for some users.

This. I've thought about suggesting this many a time. I do the feed view and generally I'm not interested in CR posts. 

#13392
i fucked up buying an econopack  of paper towels that dont have the 6 inch divisions, only the full size sheets. thats some bullshit right there. 

How does the counter handle that length?
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#13396

People who block shit because they’re self-absorbed.

Had to go to Costco yesterday, and had my way blocked at almost every point. Walking in, a guy had pulled his SUV up the dead-center of the front. Everyone going in or out had to detour around him.

Then I got inside, and was behind a couple. She pushed the basket, he walked….side by side, separated by about three feet, so they blocked the entire main aisle you had to travel to get to the back. They walk slowly. The aisle widens, so I make a move to pass on the left…and he meanders left to look at a TV, blocking me again. So I double back so I can pass on the right, which is good because now she’s at a complete stop in the middle of the aisle.

Buy my shit and leave. We all get our receipts checked, and exit through one narrow door. And we get backed up because one self-absorbed dipshit gets his receipt checked, goes right outside the door, and stops, blocking the whole exit while he gets his sunglasses out, carefully folds the receipt and puts it in his pocket, scratches his balls, whatever. He could have gone another 10 feet to do that, and would have left all of us a way out, but instead, the entire store has to wait for him to get prepped for his drive home.

I finally get around him and get to my car, load my stuff, and whip around to the cart return. A couple is pushing their basket by it, then decide they need to come to a full stop and have a conversation, blocking the entire thing….while I’m 2 feet away, staring at them with my empty cart. Not till I actually say “excuse me” do they realize that other people exist on this planet and move out of my way.

At every turn, self-absorbed shitheels who, in spite of being at one of the busiest stores in town, think they are the only people in existence.

Fuckers.

#13397
I live on N Padre Island.
When you get on the fucking island, the speed limit DOES NOT FUCKING DROP!  It is 55 mph all the way to PINS.
All you fucking tourons need to stop slowing down to 35 fucking mph and get the fuck out of my way - I want to get home.
JFC - every place else on earth people want to drive over the speed limit...why the fuck do they slow down on my island????

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#13398
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

People who block shit because they’re self-absorbed.

Had to go to Costco yesterday, and had my way blocked at almost every point. Walking in, a guy had pulled his SUV up the dead-center of the front. Everyone going in or out had to detour around him.

Then I got inside, and was behind a couple. She pushed the basket, he walked….side by side, separated by about three feet, so they blocked the entire main aisle you had to travel to get to the back. They walk slowly. The aisle widens, so I make a move to pass on the left…and he meanders left to look at a TV, blocking me again. So I double back so I can pass on the right, which is good because now she’s at a complete stop in the middle of the aisle.

Buy my shit and leave. We all get our receipts checked, and exit through one narrow door. And we get backed up because one self-absorbed dipshit gets his receipt checked, goes right outside the door, and stops, blocking the whole exit while he gets his sunglasses out, carefully folds the receipt and puts it in his pocket, scratches his balls, whatever. He could have gone another 10 feet to do that, and would have left all of us a way out, but instead, the entire store has to wait for him to get prepped for his drive home.

I finally get around him and get to my car, load my stuff, and whip around to the cart return. A couple is pushing their basket by it, then decide they need to come to a full stop and have a conversation, blocking the entire thing….while I’m 2 feet away, staring at them with my empty cart. Not till I actually say “excuse me” do they realize that other people exist on this planet and move out of my way.

At every turn, self-absorbed shitheels who, in spite of being at one of the busiest stores in town, think they are the only people in existence.

Fuckers.

This is maybe my greatest rage.  Are you that fucking clueless that you don’t realize other people have objectives that your fucking ass is derailing? Raaaaaaaggge.

#13399
This is maybe my greatest rage.  Are you that fucking clueless that you don’t realize other people have objectives that your fucking ass is derailing? Raaaaaaaggge.

And it’s not that hard to give a shit. Hell, when I’m at HEB and I need to hunt for something on the shelf, I make sure to pull my cart over to the side, and I keep my eye out for any people I might be blocking as they come up the aisle. Just get out of the way, it’s super easy.
#13400
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

People who block shit because they’re self-absorbed.

Had to go to Costco yesterday, and had my way blocked at almost every point. Walking in, a guy had pulled his SUV up the dead-center of the front. Everyone going in or out had to detour around him.

Then I got inside, and was behind a couple. She pushed the basket, he walked….side by side, separated by about three feet, so they blocked the entire main aisle you had to travel to get to the back. They walk slowly. The aisle widens, so I make a move to pass on the left…and he meanders left to look at a TV, blocking me again. So I double back so I can pass on the right, which is good because now she’s at a complete stop in the middle of the aisle.

Buy my shit and leave. We all get our receipts checked, and exit through one narrow door. And we get backed up because one self-absorbed dipshit gets his receipt checked, goes right outside the door, and stops, blocking the whole exit while he gets his sunglasses out, carefully folds the receipt and puts it in his pocket, scratches his balls, whatever. He could have gone another 10 feet to do that, and would have left all of us a way out, but instead, the entire store has to wait for him to get prepped for his drive home.

I finally get around him and get to my car, load my stuff, and whip around to the cart return. A couple is pushing their basket by it, then decide they need to come to a full stop and have a conversation, blocking the entire thing….while I’m 2 feet away, staring at them with my empty cart. Not till I actually say “excuse me” do they realize that other people exist on this planet and move out of my way.

At every turn, self-absorbed shitheels who, in spite of being at one of the busiest stores in town, think they are the only people in existence.

Fuckers.

I made a comment about not eating or drinking while walking at the airport because people will randomly stop in front of you but I've noticed this has creeped into my every day life. People just randomly shut down whatever they're doing. Even on the road there will be people who just randomly slam on the brakes. Has to be something caused by the pandemic....

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