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2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

For fried chicken you can’t beat the $8.99 eight piece mixed from the Randall’s deli.  Add some some fried okra from the deli and some Bob Evans mashed taters and you have a great Sunday lunch for the gang.

OK...I'm drooling.

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3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

For fried chicken you can’t beat the $8.99 eight piece mixed from the Randall’s deli.  Add some some fried okra from the deli and some Bob Evans mashed taters and you have a great Sunday lunch for the gang.

Bob Evans Mac & Cheese instead, and you have my go-to meal at Brookshire Brothers. 

5 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I like Popeyes but screw them, I'll never spend another dime at that over priced shithole.

2 weeks ago Mrs. Shooter asked me to bringer a 3 piece chicken strip meal with mashed potatoes and Cole slaw, $19.48! Yes I'll say it again Fuckem!

 

4 hours ago, tbone_ said:


You thinking other places are different?

 

For a three-tender combo?  Yes.  Unless prices in Austin or wherever y'all are is double that of DFW.  $20 for fast food is unreal.  I can go to most sit-down restaurants and pay less than that.  I feel ripped off paying $10 for fast food at most places.

Shooter, are you sure you didn't actually get charged the wrong amount and legitimately ripped off?

34 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

 

For a three-tender combo?  Yes.  Unless prices in Austin or wherever y'all are is double that of DFW.  $20 for fast food is unreal.  I can go to most sit-down restaurants and pay less than that.  I feel ripped off paying $10 for fast food at most places.

Shooter, are you sure you didn't actually get charged the wrong amount and legitimately ripped off?

I checked the receipt, other than being ridiculously high,, everything was right.

Saw some bullshit on facebook (my fault for being on there, I get it) that read "Only 7 wednesdays till Christmas!". GTFO with that wannabe jedi mind trick shit. It's 7 fucking weeks. 

Guess this goes here

Dude eats a rotisserie chicken every day for 40 days and invites people to watch him. And they did. 

Night

 

 

On 11/6/2022 at 4:51 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

For fried chicken you can’t beat the $8.99 eight piece mixed from the Randall’s deli.  Add some some fried okra from the deli and some Bob Evans mashed taters and you have a great Sunday lunch for the gang.

Agreed. Seems like the chicken from the Deli at Kroger or Market Street near me is what KFC was in the 90's 

On 11/4/2022 at 5:52 PM, slorch said:

Fuck you Vermont…and Wyoming. 

The 12 combined black people in those states just aren't enough to prop up a Popeye's franchise.

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Friggin bums stealing all the squeegees 

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On 11/6/2022 at 4:44 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

I like Popeyes but screw them, I'll never spend another dime at that over priced shithole.

2 weeks ago Mrs. Shooter asked me to bringer a 3 piece chicken strip meal with mashed potatoes and Cole slaw, $19.48! Yes I'll say it again Fuckem!

My local Popeyes sells chicken wings for $2.00 per wing. It’s like selling single cigarettes back in the day. 

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This is not trivial, but people who go the wrong way down a one-way aisle in the parking lot (the ones with angle parking) should be punished by execution.

3 minutes ago, tx ind said:

This is not trivial, but people who go the wrong way down a one-way aisle in the parking lot (the ones with angle parking) should be punished by execution.

To be fair, they're only going one-way.

15 items or less check out lane.   
 

What a dick. 

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10 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Fuck the cashier for letting anyone get away with that shit. 

The cashier at the Fountainview HEB said nothing.   
 

A few months back, Stephen, the cashier / jack of all trades at the Bunker Hill HEB, got all over some yoga pant clad Piney Point broad that showed up to the 15 IOL lane with 3 months worth of groceries.  He ran her skinny ass off to the gen pop lanes. She was affronted, offended, insulted and then waiting in line like the rest of the untouchables. 
 

Stephen runs a tight ship.  

50 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Stephen runs a tight ship.

That man is a saint. 

On 11/7/2022 at 12:32 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Guess this goes here

Dude eats a rotisserie chicken every day for 40 days and invites people to watch him. And they did. 

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On 11/12/2022 at 6:31 PM, deadshank said:

15 items or less check out lane.

Public hangings should return.

On 11/6/2022 at 3:44 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

I like Popeyes but screw them, I'll never spend another dime at that over priced shithole.

2 weeks ago Mrs. Shooter asked me to bringer a 3 piece chicken strip meal with mashed potatoes and Cole slaw, $19.48! Yes I'll say it again Fuckem!

Are you in NYC or SF? But also stealing "bringer" because it sounds like finger. And that's funny...

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1 minute ago, irishtexan said:

Are you in NYC or SF? 

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Neither, Nacogdoches 

Paid $14.60 for a medium size Whopper meal at BK.  Motherfuckers had something like $11 on the board, which I found offensive anyway.  That's the small price.

On 11/12/2022 at 3:35 PM, tx ind said:

This is not trivial, but people who go the wrong way down a one-way aisle in the parking lot (the ones with angle parking) should be punished by execution.

I see you've met my wife...

On 11/12/2022 at 3:35 PM, tx ind said:

This is not trivial, but people who go the wrong way down a one-way aisle in the parking lot (the ones with angle parking) should be punished by execution.

or go across aisles via parking spots, crap drives me nuts to no end.  Seen and nearly been involved on way too many of these incidents of jackassery.  

I apparently have to buy the family tickets to watch my eleven year old play in his rec league semi-final football game.

Yup. Daughter cheers for a local team so we have to pay to watch her. It’s ridiculous.
On 11/13/2022 at 7:54 AM, deadshank said:

Stephen runs a tight ship.  

It's the "ph". Steven with a V doesn't have the drive. He's most likely in the back of the store, watching porn on his phone.

This is not trivial, but people who go the wrong way down a one-way aisle in the parking lot (the ones with angle parking) should be punished by execution.

People who design one way parking aisles should be banned from America.
4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


People who design one way parking aisles should be banned from America.

Boo this man, bòoooo

17 hours ago, Sandman said:

It's the "ph". Steven with a V doesn't have the drive. He's most likely in the back of the store, watching porn on his phone.

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People indiscriminately substituting Holland for the Netherlands. 
 

its like saying only “texas” when referring to america

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

its like saying only “texas” when referring to america

Is this wrong? Asking for a friend.

4 hours ago, 52-80 said:

People indiscriminately substituting Holland for the Netherlands. 
 

its like saying only “texas” when referring to america

If it’s Holland or the Netherlands why the fuck are they called Dutch?

On 11/6/2022 at 4:51 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

For fried chicken you can’t beat the $8.99 eight piece mixed from the Randall’s deli.  Add some some fried okra from the deli and some Bob Evans mashed taters and you have a great Sunday lunch for the gang.

Its fan fucking tastic. The price just makes it better. 
 

New air fryer takes the leftovers to 11. 

On 11/6/2022 at 3:44 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

I like Popeyes but screw them, I'll never spend another dime at that over priced shithole.

2 weeks ago Mrs. Shooter asked me to bringer a 3 piece chicken strip meal with mashed potatoes and Cole slaw, $19.48! Yes I'll say it again Fuckem!

You done goofed by not going to Chicken Express there in Nac.  Order a 3 piece tender and they give you 5.  Order a 7 and they give you 10.  

Chicken Express is a national treasure.

Prove me wrong.

20 minutes ago, deadshank said:

You done goofed by not going to Chicken Express there in Nac.  Order a 3 piece tender and they give you 5.  Order a 7 and they give you 10.  

Chicken Express is a national treasure.

Prove me wrong.

Yep hit them up for a 3 piece a couple of days ago,  they gave me 4, and an extra order of okra😁

16 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Yep hit them up for a 3 piece a couple of days ago,  they gave me 4, and an extra order of okra😁

I rest my case.

2 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

If it’s Holland or the Netherlands why the fuck are they called Dutch?

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5 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Is this wrong? Asking for a friend.

No

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

 

Chicken Express is a national treasure.

Prove me wrong.

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