December 25, 20241 yr Author 14 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Removing the paper backing from the sticky portion of gift wrapping bows. Baby Jesus in a Manger Fucking Christ. And after all that the damn thing just falls right off anyway
December 26, 2024Dec 26 15 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said: Music starts at 1:25. So glad I got to see Junior Brown at the Continental Club many many years ago. Is Junior Brown and the Continental Club still around? And in the spirit of the thread, I loathe anyone who says “Where ya at.”
December 26, 2024Dec 26 On 12/24/2024 at 1:54 PM, CoTex said: Rubber car floor mats. From time to time I wear nice pants and nice shoes. When I get in a car I dont want to rub my gear on some shitty rubber floor mat like I’m working in the kitchen at Cisco’s. Yes, I understand that some people work in the mud or have work trucks. Good for you. I’m talking about a nice car/truck or daily driver - get some nice carpet like a civilized human. Tell me you don't have young kids... I've got rugged floor mats in the truck AND in the wife's SUV, and no looking back! Kids will find a way to tear up seats and carpets, but at least the mats keep things in decent shape.
December 26, 2024Dec 26 13 minutes ago, PvilleStang said: Tell me you don't have young kids... I've got rugged floor mats in the truck AND in the wife's SUV, and no looking back! Kids will find a way to tear up seats and carpets, but at least the mats keep things in decent shape. Strongly disagree. My kids have done their share of damage, including barfing partially chewed rice all over the backseat of a new vehicle, but I can't think of a time when my kids have done permanent damage to a carpet floor mat. Those things are made of rubber and synthetic carpet. Live a little - that car you're protecting probably won't end up at the Mecum auction with the Aston Martins.
December 26, 2024Dec 26 Thought I had grabbed my leftover spaghetti for lunch but it was something else I’m not in the mood for. Halloween Candy and Polar water it is.
December 26, 2024Dec 26 16 hours ago, Superhero said: So glad I got to see Junior Brown at the Continental Club many many years ago. Is Junior Brown and the Continental Club still around? And in the spirit of the thread, I loathe anyone who says “Where ya at.” Continental Club is in both Houston and Austin. Junior B is still making music. I got my first JB exposure at ShinerBock fest way back when. In fact, Tino and the Tarantulas played also that day.
December 27, 2024Dec 27 “I told myself I was ok with my moderate to severe rheumatoid arthritis.” You know, the way normal people totally talk.
December 28, 2024Dec 28 Not changing seats with someone so that they can sit next to their family, especially if you’re going to get to move up a few rows Edited December 28, 2024Dec 28 by closetohumping
December 28, 2024Dec 28 16 minutes ago, closetohumping said: Not changing seats with someone so that they can sit next to their family, especially if you’re going to get to move up a few rows I prefer the window to the aisle, but I will absolutely trade my window for your aisle to help accommodate. Anyone who asks a stranger to trade their aisle or window for a middle can get fucked.
December 28, 2024Dec 28 1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Anyone who asks a stranger to trade their aisle or window for a middle can get fucked. Agreed.
December 28, 2024Dec 28 15 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: I prefer the window to the aisle, but I will absolutely trade my window for your aisle to help accommodate. Anyone who asks a stranger to trade their aisle or window for a middle can get fucked. I’d never do the latter and won’t ever ask anyone to move back.
December 29, 2024Dec 29 If someone offered to trade seats with me so I could sit with my kids, I'd tell them, "No thanks, I don't want to sit next to them. Hope you have a pleasant flight."
December 29, 2024Dec 29 20 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: If someone offered to trade seats with me so I could sit with my kids, I'd tell them, "No thanks, I don't want to sit next to them. Hope you have a pleasant flight." A few years ago my wife and I were on a Southwest fight that was full. I had the isle seat and she was next to me. A young couple came up and had to split up, the guy sat in the seat in front of me and his wife at the window seat next to my wife. She said they were returning from their honeymoon. We offered to switch seats so they could set next to each other. She said. "No thanks, we're good".
December 29, 2024Dec 29 Some asshole cloned my debit card on the 23rd and had an 8k Christmas. I don’t even want the money back, I want a bat and 3 free swings.
December 29, 2024Dec 29 10 hours ago, markstanco said: Some asshole cloned my debit card on the 23rd and had an 8k Christmas. I don’t even want the money back, I want a bat and 3 free swings. Came across some schmuck’s cc # and had a real nice Xmas for myself. https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/412-trivial-things-that-please-the-ever-living-shit-out-of-you/?do=findComment&comment=6769739
December 29, 2024Dec 29 20 hours ago, closetohumping said: I’d never do the latter and won’t ever ask anyone to move back. Unless i have a tight connection, I really DGAF about front/ back. If I have an aisle seat, I'll trade for another aisle seat. I'm not switching to a middle or window seat though. I'm also a bigger guy, but not where I need 1/4 of the adjacent seat. That's a significant reason for my choice of a aisle seat: My comfort, but also that of other passengers. Edited December 29, 2024Dec 29 by Iceman
December 29, 2024Dec 29 13 hours ago, Crapinon said: I had the isle seat and she was next to me. Edited December 29, 2024Dec 29 by nnm
December 29, 2024Dec 29 On 12/27/2024 at 7:55 PM, closetohumping said: Not changing seats with someone so that they can sit next to their family, especially if you’re going to get to move up a few rows Mrs. Brat, who like to get to special church events early, is not giving up her aisle seat to the late assholes who show up after the wedding, confirmation, first communion, etc. has already started. She just turns to the side and lets the tardy turd stumble over the kneeler to sit further in the pews.
December 29, 2024Dec 29 52 minutes ago, Armybrat said: Mrs. Brat, who like to get to special church events early, is not giving up her aisle seat to the late assholes who show up after the wedding, confirmation, first communion, etc. has already started. She just turns to the side and lets the tardy turd stumble over the kneeler to sit further in the pews. I’m not giving up my aisle seats in the movie
December 29, 2024Dec 29 I chose to sit in seat N11 for Nosferatu the other night, problem is Row N only had 9 seats. There were several of us confused looking seat 11 in our chosen rows. Swapped an aisle seat for middle seat once so a father/daughter could sit together. I’m nice that way.
December 29, 2024Dec 29 52 minutes ago, closetohumping said: I’m not giving up my aisle seats in the movie You sit in an aisle seat in the movie theater?
December 29, 2024Dec 29 44 minutes ago, Superhero said: You sit in an aisle seat in the movie theater? Nearer to the aisle the better. In case I have to piss
December 29, 2024Dec 29 22 minutes ago, closetohumping said: Nearer to the aisle the better. In case I have to piss Are you watching the Lord of the Rings Trilogy? Like I tell my kids, pee before the movie/car ride/flight, even if you don't have to go.
December 29, 2024Dec 29 28 minutes ago, Superhero said: Are you watching the Lord of the Rings Trilogy? Like I tell my kids, pee before the movie/car ride/flight, even if you don't have to go. I drink a lot of beer
December 31, 2024Dec 31 SIAP, but watching a video in another thread just reminded me: The horrible AI narration that is on seemingly 50% of internet videos now.
December 31, 2024Dec 31 For those who think not returning you shopping carts or having 18 items in the 15 item express lane. I have new one. Got a gift certificate to Main Event. Took the 11 yo for some just Dad and Son time. Got there right when they opened, so playing billiards while waiting for the Laser Tag to get going. Not a single table being used. No one at all sitting in the billiard's area. A couple, I guess waiting on someone, decided the table top right behind our table (the one that is probably for this particular billiards table) is the perfect place to sit. My son almost backstrokes into them like three times, and he politely asked them to move a little bit so he could shoot. Finally, after about 10 minutes of this. I walked over and said "y'all guys maybe want to move to any of the 500 free tables so my 11 year don't crush you face with a cue stick? Edited December 31, 2024Dec 31 by Jameslaw121
January 1Jan 1 4 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said: For those who think not returning you shopping carts or having 18 items in the 15 item express lane. I have new one. Got a gift certificate to Main Event. Took the 11 yo for some just Dad and Son time. Got there right when they opened, so playing billiards while waiting for the Laser Tag to get going. Not a single table being used. No one at all sitting in the billiard's area. A couple, I guess waiting on someone, decided the table top right behind our table (the one that is probably for this particular billiards table) is the perfect place to sit. My son almost backstrokes into them like three times, and he politely asked them to move a little bit so he could shoot. Finally, after about 10 minutes of this. I walked over and said "y'all guys maybe want to move to any of the 500 free tables so my 11 year don't crush you face with a cue stick? Morons. For whatever it's worth, they both look like they're wishing for death.
January 1Jan 1 13 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Morons. For whatever it's worth, they both look like they're wishing for death. Or a ménage a trouser honestly some people just have no situational awareness
January 1Jan 1 28 minutes ago, closetohumping said: Or a ménage a trouser honestly some people just have no situational awareness SOME people?? SOME?? Like 98% of the population
January 1Jan 1 11 minutes ago, Js1 said: SOME people?? SOME?? Like 98% of the population On that note. A realtor just called me at 800 am New Year’s Day. I don’t respect the hustle. Does more harm than good
January 1Jan 1 Went into HEB. Fuckers already have all the Christmas shit put away. Instead, we have Valentines Day. Mother fuckers. Give me 1 week of no holidays please. 1 week. Guess we are just going to skip right over MLK day.
January 1Jan 1 3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said: Guess we are just going to skip right over MLK day. Uhh, what they gonna put out for MLK Day? Dreams?
January 2Jan 2 5 hours ago, Storm the Field said: Uhh, what they gonna put out for MLK Day? Dreams? I was already playing with an idea. But now you have convinced me. I am going to decorate for MLK. If it makes my neighbors surly, well fuck em.
January 2Jan 2 Just now, InkaUtexas said: I was already playing with an idea. But now you have convinced me. I am going to decorate for MLK. If it makes my neighbors surly, well fuck em. Thinking to start with a cut out of this scene. lights, Everyday people playing on loop, all the stops.
January 2Jan 2 On 12/31/2024 at 12:49 PM, Storm the Field said: SIAP, but watching a video in another thread just reminded me: The horrible AI narration that is on seemingly 50% of internet videos now. Video of cute puppy getting rescued off the side of the road somewhere in Asia: AI Narrator: "Observe the heartwarming moment the man notices the helpless dog on the side of the thoroughfare. On his way from his employment, he sees the small dog yelping in discomfort. The puppy shakes, wishing for its mother. The man does not intend to bring home another mascot, but then his heart decides he cannot abandon the dog. He takes it home and it with haste becomes a partner of the family group."
January 3Jan 3 Taking a dump in my kids’ bathroom, and realizing there isn’t enough shoulder room and I keep knocking the toilet paper holder. Then stepping back to look at the situation, and realizing the builders installed the toilet bolts a bit skew.
January 3Jan 3 1 hour ago, Superhero said: Taking a dump in my kids’ bathroom, and realizing there isn’t enough shoulder room and I keep knocking the toilet paper holder. Then stepping back to look at the situation, and realizing the builders installed the toilet bolts a bit skew. Didn’t you just get that redone?
January 4Jan 4 50 minutes ago, nnm said: Didn’t you just get that redone? I did. I guess the new contractor just installed the toilet using original bolts which were laid out incorrectly. Probably wouldn't have noticed it if my arm hadn't keep knock on the TP holder.
January 4Jan 4 5 hours ago, Superhero said: I did. I guess the new contractor just installed the toilet using original bolts which were laid out incorrectly. Probably wouldn't have noticed it if my arm hadn't keep knock on the TP holder. get shorter arms or don't worry about it. Or stop shitting in your kids bathroom. I am sure they would appreciate that.
January 6Jan 6 On 1/3/2025 at 6:09 PM, Superhero said: I did. I guess the new contractor just installed the toilet using original bolts which were laid out incorrectly. Probably wouldn't have noticed it if my arm hadn't keep knock on the TP holder. Man, toilet flanges don't have fixed bolts, there's a channel they move around. That's just a lazy ass worker that didn't fit the toilet right. Hopefully they didn't caulk it into place so you can adjust it as necessary. Also, am I the only one that's wondering who the F puts an outlet that close to the water valve for the toilet?! Like bump that thing up a few feet just for safety's sake, GFCI or not.
January 6Jan 6 On 12/18/2024 at 2:25 PM, Brisketexan said: But how else would you even SEE the score between Division 6 powerhouses East Dingleberry State Automotive Repair College and St. Pelicopsius Divinity School? I'm a die hard fan of the NE Kansas State school of cosmetology Pompadours.
January 6Jan 6 On 12/29/2024 at 2:46 PM, Superhero said: Are you watching the Lord of the Rings Trilogy? Like I tell my kids, pee before the movie/car ride/flight, even if you don't have to go. If I'm at Alamo pounding lone star tall cans I'll be pissing every 30 minutes. Must have aisle seat.
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