January 21Jan 21 2 minutes ago, NAVY said: You savage. Doing shots Friday morning instead of afternoon? Upper management potential No. I just see through the bullshit.
January 21Jan 21 28 minutes ago, Superhero said: So you don’t like drinking for free, on the company’s time? Okay. Not on a mid-Friday afternoon at work. At a bar? Perhaps.
January 21Jan 21 9 hours ago, Superhero said: I schedule my staff meetings every other Friday at 3PM.
January 21Jan 21 Passed by the poor bastard who was broke down on my way to lunch and snapped this on the way back. Drivers have zero clue that hazards usually mean this vehicle isn’t moving. Same thing happened when I was next to him..5 cars pulled right behind him. All of us in the other lane next to him proceed and I know I’m at least a qtr mile up until somebody behind him makes a move.
January 21Jan 21 On 1/18/2025 at 5:47 AM, Iceman said: In a public place, people who walk( half speed or less) while reading their phone. Have some gotdam awareness/ decency and step to the side. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!! Worse if they are coming at you on the wrong side of the sidewalk/hallway/whatever.
January 21Jan 21 1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said: Worse if they are coming at you on the wrong side of the sidewalk/hallway/whatever. I love it. Shoulder checking the fuck out of people who deserve it is good therapy.
January 24Jan 24 I've been having seizure symptoms for the past hour or so. It's 10:48, I'm off to bed. Hope I'll be better tomorrow.
January 24Jan 24 I got to make a run to Walgreens this morning for some eye allergy potion. Wife was miserable, and no, I didn't shoot anything in her face. Super- hope you got some sleep.
January 24Jan 24 6 hours ago, Superhero said: I've been having seizure symptoms for the past hour or so. It's 10:48, I'm off to bed. Hope I'll be better tomorrow. Better? Or headed to doc?
January 24Jan 24 Better. Haven’t had a seizure in almost a year. Ironic since I just had a doctor appointment and told her I’m doing great, can we lower the dosage.
January 24Jan 24 On 1/21/2025 at 10:21 PM, High Plains Drifter said: Worse if they are coming at you on the wrong side of the sidewalk/hallway/whatever. Or weaving back and forth while they do it
January 24Jan 24 Author 37 minutes ago, PvilleStang said: Jason's Deli makes you surly? Or sandwich trays? Jason's Deli sandwich trays make me surly. There's a whole thread about them around here somewhere. @Brisketexan knows
January 24Jan 24 1 minute ago, elfenix said: Jason's Deli sandwich trays make me surly. There's a whole thread about them around here somewhere. @Brisketexan knows Fuck yes I do. Jason's has precisely ONE noteworthy sandwich: their muffaletta. What is the ONE sandwich you can't get on a sandwich tray from Jason's? A motherfucking muffaletta. FFS, it's as if Pizza Hut allowed you to order takeout, but pizza was not allowed to be part of your order.
January 24Jan 24 1 minute ago, Brisketexan said: Fuck yes I do. Jason's has precisely ONE noteworthy sandwich: their muffaletta. What is the ONE sandwich you can't get on a sandwich tray from Jason's? A motherfucking muffaletta. FFS, it's as if Pizza Hut allowed you to order takeout, but pizza was not allowed to be part of your order. I went to a Chipotle in Webster, Tx about 10 years ago. They were out of tortillas. What’s the point of a burrito joint with no tortillas?!?
January 24Jan 24 8 minutes ago, nnm said: I went to a Chipotle in Webster, Tx about 10 years ago. They were out of tortillas. What’s the point of a burrito joint with no tortillas?!? Oh....wait till @Bozo_Casanova tells you the story of the time we went to the Texas Chili Parlor and they were out of.....chili.
January 24Jan 24 21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Oh....wait till @Bozo_Casanova tells you the story of the time we went to the Texas Chili Parlor and they were out of.....chili. They had “white chili” though, whatever that is…
January 24Jan 24 That's the most chaotic sandwich tray. Did they seal it and then shake it around a few times?
January 24Jan 24 3 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Oh....wait till @Bozo_Casanova tells you the story of the time we went to the Texas Chili Parlor and they were out of.....chili. I went to a McDonalds in the Bahamas, and they ran out of patties.
January 24Jan 24 2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said: They had “white chili” though, whatever that is… Communism. Individual bowls of communism, that's what that is.
January 25Jan 25 23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Communism. Individual bowls of communism, that's what that is. They served Trotsky a bowl the night he died. When Natalia asked him how it was, he said “Думаю, это нормально, но это не настоящий перец чили.”
January 25Jan 25 Author there's a UPS truck parked outside. each time its hazards blink it also beeps. would it be wrong of me to go down and beat it with a wrench until the beeps stop?
January 25Jan 25 4 hours ago, elfenix said: there's a UPS truck parked outside. each time its hazards blink it also beeps. would it be wrong of me to go down and beat it with a wrench until the beeps stop? Just shoot the driver then blame it on your local immigrant demographic.
January 25Jan 25 5 hours ago, elfenix said: there's a UPS truck parked outside. each time its hazards blink it also beeps. would it be wrong of me to go down and beat it with a wrench until the beeps stop? Driver pops his head out, "Nah dude. Hit it right here( on the dash) for both of us."
January 26Jan 26 Author If you're going to make an illegal right from the second lane the least you could do is turn into the furthest lane to the left
January 26Jan 26 2 hours ago, elfenix said: If you're going to make an illegal right from the second lane the least you could do is turn into the furthest lane to the left Must’ve been someone else because my wife’s been home all day.
January 26Jan 26 19 minutes ago, Superhero said: Must’ve been someone else because my wife’s been home all day. We’re not into stereotyping around here, but ….
January 27Jan 27 Had a nine-item order at Amazon. Deliberately pushed delivery to today for “fewer packages.” The result? Six separate packages. Edited January 27Jan 27 by TheStoicPaisano
January 27Jan 27 39 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said: Had a nine-item order at Amazon. Deliberately pushed delivery to today for “fewer packages.” The result? Six separate packages. When are the other three packages suppose to show up?
January 27Jan 27 Author 47 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said: Had a nine-item order at Amazon. Deliberately pushed delivery to today for “fewer packages.” The result? Six separate packages. Nice
January 27Jan 27 On 1/24/2025 at 3:18 PM, elfenix said: Jason's Deli sandwich trays make me surly. Especially if they’re 12 years old.
January 27Jan 27 Fucking CenterPoint. Not only can they not maintain Houston's power grid, but apparently, nobody at the fucking company knows how to shut a fucking gate. For the third time in two months, they accessed my property without notice or permission and failed to shut the gate when they left. As a result, when I get home and let the dogs out I end up needing to round them up from the neighborhood. I have now put a fucking padlock on the gate.
January 27Jan 27 On 1/20/2025 at 9:30 PM, Iceman said: I would never look forward to your meeting. Do it at 8 that morning. or... my great results are going to have to suffice in my absence. There is zero reason for a 3PM meeting on Fridays...except... stupid ass roll-call. Probably depends on the job. We have a team of about 20 sales guys. We sale to schools. Our weekly meeting is at 4 on Friday afternoons. Most convenient time for most of us. But, the rest of our schedule is completely up to us. If I need to take a day to do billing or paperwork, I just stay home and do it.
January 28Jan 28 On 1/15/2025 at 8:51 PM, Js1 said: Bring back the gd peanuts I flew Aeromexico last week. Peanuts were served. They were delicious.
January 29Jan 29 MS Copilot can suck my ass. I hate that shit. All AI in my business can fuck the right off. I know how to write a fucking sentence. Stop trying to finish it for me. And you are usually wrong. I hope AI is reading this and feels bad
January 29Jan 29 10 hours ago, InkaUtexas said: MS Copilot can suck my ass. I hate that shit. All AI in my business can fuck the right off. I know how to write a fucking sentence. Stop trying to finish it for me. And you are usually wrong. I hope AI is reading this and feels bad You just made the list, buddy.
January 29Jan 29 13 hours ago, InkaUtexas said: MS Copilot can suck my ass. I hate that shit. All AI in my business can fuck the right off. I know how to write a fucking sentence. Stop trying to finish it for me. And you are usually wrong. I hope AI is reading this and feels bad You better start welcoming our new AI overlords.
January 29Jan 29 2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said: You better start welcoming our new AI overlords. They won't ever find my on my coconut farm.
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