March 5Mar 5 See also: More fucked up math on TV ad last night for local car dealer: 4.9% financing, which in and of itself hurt my head; but then they throw 84 months out there like it's a feature, not a rip-off. I guess the poker adage applies here, "It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money." Edited March 5Mar 5 by Iceman
March 5Mar 5 Popular Post when someone says "times it," they probably aren't very good at "timesing it."
March 5Mar 5 54 minutes ago, Iceman said: See also: More fucked up math on TV ad last night for local car dealer: 4.9% financing, which in and of itself hurt my head; but then they throw 84 months out there like it's a feature, not a rip-off. I guess the poker adage applies here, "It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money." Duh! You can't buy an $80,000 Tahoe for less than $1000 month without 84 month financing!
March 5Mar 5 4 hours ago, nnm said: Yeah. No. I took the kids to Yogurtland and their machine asked if I wanted to give them a 20% tip. During Covid, they at least put on the toppings for you. Why do I owe you a tip if all you’re doing is weigh my bowl?
March 6Mar 6 So M$ will be sending out refunds? Minor I know, but why? And yes, I do occasionally use skype and publisher. Publisher mainly to read old files I still have. Beginning March 03, 2026, you will no longer have access to 60 minutes of monthly Skype calls to mobile phones and landlines. Learn more in these Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ). Beginning October 01, 2026, Microsoft Publisher will no longer be supported as part of Microsoft 365. Many common Publisher scenarios are available in other Microsoft 365 apps, including Microsoft Word, PowerPoint, and Designer. Action Recommended: Before October 01, 2026, convert your existing Publisher files to PDF or Word format. After this date, you will no longer be able to open or edit these files with Microsoft Publisher.
March 6Mar 6 My PC just updated to W11 24H2 and MICROSOFT FUCKING TOOK AWAY WORDPAD!!! WHAT THE FUCK!
March 6Mar 6 Also, why the FUCK does IRS not provide fillable PDF versions of the Qualified Dividends and Capital Gain Tax Worksheet, what a fucking pain in the ass.
March 6Mar 6 Author On 3/1/2025 at 6:02 AM, Underdog said: I've long advocated that litterbugs should be shot. Drove by a Starbucks cup standing perfectly right side up on the 1 foot wide shoulder alongside the dividing wall of I-45 this morning. Someone stuck in traffic had to have opened their door and deliberately placed it for it to be standing like that. Cops shouldn't be summarily executing citizens but I think I'd make an exception for that asshole. Edited March 6Mar 6 by elfenix
March 6Mar 6 2 hours ago, Paper_jam said: My PC just updated to W11 24H2 and MICROSOFT FUCKING TOOK AWAY WORDPAD!!! WHAT THE FUCK! 2 hours ago, Paper_jam said: Also, why the FUCK does IRS not provide fillable PDF versions of the Qualified Dividends and Capital Gain Tax Worksheet, what a fucking pain in the ass. Avatar emotion checks out. Tell MS and IRS "back up in your ass with the resurrection."
March 6Mar 6 Why does new outlook not autocapitalize “I”, old outlook did, along with every other writing software in existence.
March 6Mar 6 1 hour ago, Covri said: Why does new outlook not autocapitalize “I”, old outlook did, along with every other writing software in existence. Because it's a piece of shit.
March 8Mar 8 All commercials is a bridge too far. Sometimes a good commercial will give you more entertainment than the show it is surrounded by.
March 8Mar 8 Litter. We discussed earlier. Went to a ford dealer in san antonio. Wife wanted to test drive a maverick. 5-6 dudes sitting like vultures out front of the building. Salesmen. Litter all over the place. Wrappers, water bottles, rubber bands, you name it. Pissed me off.
March 9Mar 9 Author Hey, let's pretend we're in the Eastern Time zone for the next 8 months. (Austin pretends it's in the Central Time zone for the other 4) Edited March 9Mar 9 by elfenix Dictation's random capitalization
March 9Mar 9 On 3/7/2025 at 12:22 AM, nnm said: I identified with this meme for a long time, until one day it dawned on me the plastic spacer thing is meant to go on bottom. Once you realize that, hit rate goes up to 90%
March 9Mar 9 I really miss living next to a major airport hub. From my current residence, anywhere we need to fly are all best served by a hodgepodge of nickel- and diming- discount carriers. For leisure, for work, short haul, medium haul, doesnt matter. No full-service legacy/flagship carriers unless flying long-haul, and thats with a minimum of 1 stop for basically anywhere.
March 9Mar 9 On 3/6/2025 at 10:05 AM, elfenix said: People who bag their bananas at the grocery store. This is a perfect use of this thread.
March 9Mar 9 43 minutes ago, 52-80 said: I identified with this meme for a long time, until one day it dawned on me the plastic spacer thing is meant to go on bottom. Once you realize that, hit rate goes up to 90% What about a sideways port smart guy?
March 9Mar 9 32 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: What about a sideways port smart guy? Spacer is furthermost away from you when facing the device with sideways port
March 10Mar 10 On 3/8/2025 at 2:27 PM, SurlyGator said: All commercials is a bridge too far. Sometimes a good commercial will give you more entertainment than the show it is surrounded by. See: every superbowl with Mahomes / Chiefs playing.
March 11Mar 11 There's this really high ranking technical guy in the company who's got a SEVERE stutter--both dragggggggggggging words and rererepeating words. And the company keeps dragging him out to give speeches and talks to big audiences. And nobody can understand a goddamn thing he says. I'm very sympathetic to people with different accents and language abilities, but I don't understand either. It's painful for everyone to stare at him blankly for 40 minutes, unable to process anything. Sure man, the guy might be an absolute genius with a thousand patents and great technical advice, but what is the point in making people sit through this stuff? By the way, he's not a 30 year old, he's senior aged, so it's not like they're doing this as a form of exposure therapy to reform his speech; all of this has to be voluntary from him. But goddamn why?
March 11Mar 11 3 minutes ago, 52-80 said: There's this really high ranking technical guy in the company who's got a SEVERE stutter--both dragggggggggggging words and rererepeating words. And the company keeps dragging him out to give speeches and talks to big audiences. And nobody can understand a goddamn thing he says. I'm very sympathetic to people with different accents and language abilities, but I don't understand either. It's painful for everyone to stare at him blankly for 40 minutes, unable to process anything. Sure man, the guy might be an absolute genius with a thousand patents and great technical advice, but what is the point in making people sit through this stuff? By the way, he's not a 30 year old, he's senior aged, so it's not like they're doing this as a form of exposure therapy to reform his speech; all of this has to be voluntary from him. But goddamn why? Please watch “My Beautiful Stutter” on Amazon Prime. Such a beautiful documentary. Edited March 11Mar 11 by nnm
March 11Mar 11 12 minutes ago, nnm said: Please watch “My Beautiful Stutter” on Amazon Prime. Such a beautiful documentary. My immediate team of 11 people represents 10 nationalities, only 1 of whom is a native English speaker (not I!). We communicate in English though, and I don't begrudge anyone for not speaking it perfectly. I just don't see the point of guy doing all of the talking when he's understood by perhaps 5% of the audience.
March 11Mar 11 In the office this morning and had to take a shit. I go to the bathroom and it's empty, I go to the handicapped stall, as the regular one it ridiculously tiny. A guy comes in and crashed into the stall door, didn't bother to do the gentle push to see if it was locked. Just barreled into it like scooby doo. He had to take the walk of shame into the tiny stall.
March 18Mar 18 Ordering guacamole, but sumbeech brings neither the guac nor fucking chips before the meal. At what point do you clue in to what the customer might be wanting?
March 18Mar 18 1 hour ago, Iceman said: Ordering guacamole, but sumbeech brings neither the guac nor fucking chips before the meal. At what point do you clue in to what the customer might be wanting? Maybe try another Rosa's Cafe location?
March 18Mar 18 10 minutes ago, Native Horn said: Maybe try another Rosa's Cafe location? Running joke in our family- my FIL was taking his grandsons for lunch, and after about 5 minutes of back & forth without a decision, he blurts out, ' I don't want Mexican food. Let's go to Rosa's!'
March 18Mar 18 Shit man I'll tear up some Rosa's. It's basically just a better version of Taco Cabana.
March 18Mar 18 Yeah, I don't have a problem with Rosa's. My grown ass boys still laugh about that day though.
March 18Mar 18 On 3/11/2025 at 2:21 PM, nnm said: This is my current ordeal with MSFT and their ass-ignorant Authenticator. I can’t authenticate Outlook/Teams because the Authenticator won’t sent the right signals to my Authenticator app. Fuck that Catch 22 horsecockery.
March 19Mar 19 6 hours ago, ztejas said: Shit man I'll tear up some Rosa's. It's basically just a better version of Taco Cabana. My sister (no pics) and BIL absolutely LOVE them some Rosa's. They used to live in Odessa, moved to Katy and later Flower Mound. When a Rosa's opened down the road from them in Flower Mound they were practically orgasmic. Both of these people had lived in the great state of Texas their entire lives up until that point. I was born in TX and lived there until I graduated college, and haven't since. You would think my perception of good mexican or Tex Mex would have been more jaded than theirs, yet here they were spouting that is was the greatest thing EVAR. It's aight, but like you said, more on par with a Taco Cabana. SMDH.
March 19Mar 19 Don’t be dissing Rosa’s. It’s good stuff. It doesn’t pretend to be anything that it isn’t—good fast-casual Tex Mex.
March 19Mar 19 On 3/18/2025 at 3:37 PM, TheStoicPaisano said: This is my current ordeal with MSFT and their ass-ignorant Authenticator. I can’t authenticate Outlook/Teams because the Authenticator won’t sent the right signals to my Authenticator app. Fuck that Catch 22 horsecockery. Google docs/sheets ftw. I'll never voluntarily use Microsoft again.
March 20Mar 20 Author didn't notice that for some dumbshit reason the default option at the chicken wing place is not wings but instead is nuggets, and so i got my order home and found 10 fucking nuggets inside
March 20Mar 20 3 hours ago, Orale said: Google docs/sheets ftw. I'll never voluntarily use Microsoft again. Lot of organizations won't let you use it.
March 20Mar 20 1 hour ago, elfenix said: didn't notice that for some dumbshit reason the default option at the chicken wing place is not wings but instead is nuggets, and so i got my order home and found 10 fucking nuggets inside Those are boneless wings, my good sir.
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