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2 hours ago, nycHorn said:

When people just throw their cigarette butts on the ground.  I want to pick them up, follow them home and toss them into their living room.  

Littering in general makes me want to eat their liver with some fava beans and a nice key-YAN-tee.

This.  I don't throw trash out of my car, why is it acceptable for smokers to litter?

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When people just throw their cigarette butts on the ground.  I want to pick them up, follow them home and toss them into their living room.  
Littering in general makes me want to eat their liver with some fava beans and a nice key-YAN-tee.
That and people who throw their flossing picks on the ground. Fucking disgusting.

A person that is first in line at a red light and when it turns green it takes them 2 fucking miles to get up to the speed limit.

Almost always a woman.

 

On 3/29/2018 at 8:17 AM, Shoxthemonkey said:

This is becoming a huge problem around here. I don't think you are required to use a specific club, whatever feels right will work. Just don't bend the shaft.

I'm pretty sure this is the real purpose that the hybrid #5 club was invented for.  You have the control of an iron but the ass whipping mass/size of a wood as it comes down on said boom box.

Going to Lowes to get an 85 watt LED flood light since you need to replace one, and fuckers don't have the one you want. You then proceed to look on amazon and they don't have them either.  So now I will have to drive to Home Depot later to see if they have them.

I am not going to have non matching bulbs in the house.  I will have to change them all and thats a shit ton of light bulbs.

How hard is it to pull to the front gas pump? Two or three pumps open ahead of you. Maybe I'm too considerate for 2018. Being ex-military, I am very situationally-aware. I guess people do it without thinking.

TPIR contestants that do the $1 dollar bid more than the previous bidders. 

Winter storms in the beginning of April...followed by a week of temps around 30 so zero melting happens. 

1 hour ago, Moby Ric said:

Going to Lowes to get an 85 watt LED flood light since you need to replace one, and fuckers don't have the one you want. You then proceed to look on amazon and they don't have them either.  So now I will have to drive to Home Depot later to see if they have them.

I am not going to have non matching bulbs in the house.  I will have to change them all and thats a shit ton of light bulbs.

Is there a handy reference chart for what Lowes carries vs Home Depot?  That is trivially annoying since I'm used to shopping at Home Depot but Lowes is now more convenient.  I went in there for a specific Philips bulb and they didn't seem to have any at all?

Pulling into a gas station where all the pumps are occupied and two or three of them have vehicles sitting there not getting gas and no person around.  If it's busy have the curtesy to move your vehicle before going insides to get your mad dog 20/20

On 3/26/2018 at 1:31 PM, PvilleStang said:

City of Austin wasting time and money doing "art installations" (behind Iron Works BBQ)

What the FUCK were they thinking?

This is "art" too btw.

shit_art.jpg

2 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Is there a handy reference chart for what Lowes carries vs Home Depot?  That is trivially annoying since I'm used to shopping at Home Depot but Lowes is now more convenient.  I went in there for a specific Philips bulb and they didn't seem to have any at all?

Went to Home Depot.  They didn't have any either.  I'm going to have to change every fucking recessed light in the house to a new band now.  Furk.

People who put “MBA” after their name in their LinkedIn profile. 

90% of the time they went to Univ. of Phoenix or some other for profit school. 

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Ninety percent of the threads in the TV forum being quote threads.

I got pulled over by a state trooper Thursday afternoon on I-30 for doing 63 in a 60. Got a warning. What's the point?

44 minutes ago, fuggled said:

I got pulled over by a state trooper Thursday afternoon on I-30 for doing 63 in a 60. Got a warning. What's the point?

Fishing for an arrest.

58 minutes ago, fuggled said:

I got pulled over by a state trooper Thursday afternoon on I-30 for doing 63 in a 60. Got a warning. What's the point?

hoping for a furtive movement. 

18 hours ago, SmokeyBear1861 said:

What the FUCK were they thinking?

This is "art" too btw.

shit_art.jpg

It would really be an improvement if they hooked up water jets to these and made it a drive-by car wash.

2 hours ago, fuggled said:

I got pulled over by a state trooper Thursday afternoon on I-30 for doing 63 in a 60. Got a warning. What's the point?

Are you black?

I’m a self-diagnosed misophaniac, and I despise being around people while they’re eating,.  

I can tolerate it in restaurants, or with animals. But luncheons at work are intolerable.

9 minutes ago, former alkie said:

I’m a self-diagnosed misophaniac, and I despise being around people while they’re eating,.  

I can tolerate it in restaurants, or with animals. But luncheons at work are intolerable.

I'm a self-diagnosed mesohornyac, so this hits close to home.

22 hours ago, Underdog said:

TPIR contestants that do the $1 dollar bid more than the previous bidders. 

TPIR contestants who do this (or the "$1, Bob!" thing) when they are not the final bidder on Contestants' Row. I feel very strongly that anyone who does either of these things should be banished and replaced with a new contestant. 

Currently sitting in a required gifted and talented training, on Sat, Easter weekend, and missing my son’s soccer game.  To top it off, the room consists of about 40 women who all feel the need to share their stupid stories.

Basketball games in a dome. I wave to watch a half of ball where one of the top teams in the nation has to learn how to shoot all over again because the depth perception is screwed.

Every year. Same crap. As if college basketball wasn’t hard enough to watch....

10 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Currently sitting in a required gifted and talented training, on Sat, Easter weekend, and missing my son’s soccer game.  To top it off, the room consists of about 40 women who all feel the need to share their stupid stories.

But titties

fuckheads who don't know the proper way to execute a 4-way stop.  

  1. when two cars approach at the same time next to each other, driver on the RIGHT gets the right-of-way.
  2. when two cars approach at the same time opposite each other, the driver turning left DOES NOT get the right-of-way.

fucking indiana.

Basketball games in a dome. I wave to watch a half of ball where one of the top teams in the nation has to learn how to shoot all over again because the depth perception is screwed.

Every year. Same crap. As if college basketball wasn’t hard enough to watch....

Then nova breaks a record for threes in the same dome two hours later.
11 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

fuckheads who don't know the proper way to execute a 4-way stop.  

  1. when two cars approach at the same time next to each other, driver on the RIGHT gets the right-of-way.
  2. when two cars approach at the same time opposite each other, the driver turning left DOES NOT get the right-of-way.

fucking indiana.

If any of these dumbfucks hesitate, I'm going.  No fucks given.

I’m tired of that dumb ass “your thing” AT&T commercial 

 

“your moving out out of the friend zone...”

people don’t move from the friend zone to marriage. That’s the big deal about a friend zone.  You don’t get the prize. 

I want to throat punch motherfuckers that call their pets “fur babies”

When somebody unplugs the Keurig to plug in a stupid phone charger or something. Seems like it takes 45 minutes to reboot for my first morning cup after I realize why there are no lights on.

On 3/30/2018 at 12:36 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Pulling into a gas station where all the pumps are occupied and two or three of them have vehicles sitting there not getting gas and no person around.  If it's busy have the curtesy to move your vehicle before going insides to get your mad dog 20/20

Yes....Grrr......  Not wanting to get arrested so I really have to resist grabbing some pliers and pulling a valve stem.

On 3/30/2018 at 2:27 PM, Moby Ric said:

Went to Home Depot.  They didn't have any either.  I'm going to have to change every fucking recessed light in the house to a new band now.  Furk.

Try Costco - and they also have a replacement LED fixture that goes into an old screw in bulg slot.  Sold in multiples.  Finally - did the Bulb shop on Burnet close yet.. If you are Austin and they are open - go there

On 3/31/2018 at 9:10 AM, former alkie said:

I’m a self-diagnosed misophaniac, and I despise being around people while they’re eating,.  

I can tolerate it in restaurants, or with animals. But luncheons at work are intolerable.

People who make up their own afflictions.  Seems to be rampant these days.

 

You don't have a malady or a problem.  You're just a pussy.

14 hours ago, PhillyD said:

If any of these dumbfucks hesitate, I'm going.  No fucks given.

This!

I know how to determine ROW at any intersection, I'm just not going to wait forever for dumb fucks to figure it out.

Boycotts of products based on who they do or don't advertise with. For that matter boycotts based on who somebody votes for. Seriously, Wayfair and Rachel Ray aren't taking away your guns, and Chik-Fil-A can't nullify your gay marriage. If they make good products, buy them. If they make crap, don't. But don't tell me you are "voting with my dollars." No, you're just irritating the rest of us for no damned good reason.

when my wife uses metal utensils to cook in  a non-stick pan
And then she scrubs/cleans them with a wire brush.


On 3/31/2018 at 6:01 AM, Buzzrock said:

Hotel room doors that close loud as fuck.

Yes, this makes me ragey.

Also the Colgate commercial where multi-millionaire Michael Phelps is using a lousy hand toothbrush instead of a battery one.

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