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On 5/24/2025 at 11:42 AM, MissingInAction said:

Sounds like you need to go with the 365 enterprise suite.

Enjoy that rollout. 

Already there... They're doing this crap to EVERYONE!

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8 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Already there... They're doing this crap to EVERYONE!

Shit man. Im going through that with Jira. The only solution is to migrate to a cloud environment which is forbidden due to security protocols.

Good luck. 

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Shit man. Im going through that with Jira. The only solution is to migrate to a cloud environment which is forbidden due to security protocols.

Good luck. 

We're on Atlassian DC, and they are talking about moving to Cloud (which we CAN'T do contractually) or moving to dedicated cloud (imagine 3x the cost of cloud).  

This is nearly as big of a screwjob as Broadcom negating all freeware / Perpetual licensing and forcing all users to pay a premium for support.  

Welp it is summer air travel time again. Where road warriors like myself get to mingle with once a year travel dipshits who crowd gates when they are zone 11, try and bring on bags after being told 100 times they will be out of room in overheads when they board, don’t have boarding pass remotely ready and have to root through their 500 cu gal bag to dig it out etc etc etc

prepared to be annoyed for next three months. 

2 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Welp it is summer air travel time again. Where road warriors like myself get to mingle with once a year travel dipshits who crowd gates when they are zone 11, try and bring on bags after being told 100 times they will be out of room in overheads when they board, don’t have boarding pass remotely ready and have to root through their 500 cu gal bag to dig it out etc etc etc

prepared to be annoyed for next three months. 

There's a time of year where idiots aren't trying to fly at the airport?!

Just now, PvilleStang said:

There's a time of year where idiots aren't trying to fly at the airport?!

It’s just your garden average dipshittery other times of year. (Minus thanksgiving/xmas). This is that times 100. It is the kid element, grandparents and just generally people that seemingly have zero clue how an airport fucking works. 

1 hour ago, BrazilHorn said:

Welp it is summer air travel time again. Where road warriors like myself get to mingle with once a year travel dipshits who crowd gates when they are zone 11, try and bring on bags after being told 100 times they will be out of room in overheads when they board, don’t have boarding pass remotely ready and have to root through their 500 cu gal bag to dig it out etc etc etc

prepared to be annoyed for next three months. 

As a 3+ million mile road warrior, this is one of my favorite movies and scenes:

 

6 hours ago, nnm said:

As a 3+ million mile road warrior, this is one of my favorite movies and scenes:

 

One of my favorite movies.

Vera Farmiga looked GREAT wearing that tie.

SSL Cert Expiration moving to 45 days.  It was a damn near month-long process of rolling out new certs the last go-round, and now we get to do this on a rolling 45 day window.  May the powers that be stub their little toe on the nightstand weekly, and may their water pump on their car go out while on a road trip.  May one tire dryrot on their AWD car and they have to replace them all.

Airport restaurants/bars that close ridiculously early, eg this fucking place at BWI whose kitchen closes at 6:41…

Wanted to mail out a postcard last weekend and website said PO closed at 1, we get there about qtr til and they’re locking up. They closed at 12:30. We were going to be up and at ‘em early one morning and saw a place with a menu posted outside advertising they opened at 6… Nope. Not till 7 and we had to be somewhere else by 8. 

12 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Airport restaurants/bars that close ridiculously early, eg this fucking place at BWI whose kitchen closes at 6:41…

East coast minimum wagers are the worst

Any youtube video titled “A [professions] HONEST review of [item]” is an automatic pass.

Got pulled over for expired registration today. Greedy ass pig. Only 1,060ish days over due.

43 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Got pulled over for expired registration today. Greedy ass pig. Only 1,060ish days over due.

Impressive 

1 hour ago, Fudbelty said:

Got pulled over for expired registration today. Greedy ass pig. Only 1,060ish days over due.

That’s nothing.

I once let my drivers license expire so long I had to re-take the written and driving test again at age 45.

Female DPS agent was laughing at me when I fucked parallel parking again like I did thirty years earlier.

Parallel parking not even part of the driving test anymore

7 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Parallel parking not even part of the driving test anymore

For real? 

13 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

East coast minimum wagers are the worst

lol that makes no fucking sense at all.

I think you’re confusing ‘East coast minimum wage workers’ with ‘East coast union workers’. And I can assure these people aren’t in any union…

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6 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

lol that makes no fucking sense at all.

I think you’re confusing ‘East coast minimum wage workers’ with ‘East coast union workers’. And I can assure these people aren’t in any union…

Lived on the east coast for years.  Lived in Texas and now in California.  It’s true. Horrible attitudes as well

13 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Parallel parking not even part of the driving test anymore

That was the only challenge of the test.

I like watching people TRY to parallel park.  Saw a dude in a pickup and lowboy trailer, with mowing equipment IIRC, nail it into 2 spots on the first try last week and I commented to wife how badass that was.  She said whatever.  I was like half the people couldn't put a Honda Civic in there.

On 5/27/2025 at 10:28 AM, BrazilHorn said:

It’s just your garden average dipshittery other times of year. (Minus thanksgiving/xmas). This is that times 100. It is the kid element, grandparents and just generally people that seemingly have zero clue how an airport fucking works. 

My MIL walks around airports like she is a demented crazy person who has never existed in the world before. Just staggering around trying to comprehend reality. 

20 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

Got pulled over for expired registration today. Greedy ass pig. Only 1,060ish days over due.

I’m at 1795 at the moment. How much was the ticket?
 

I’m trying to ride it out until I can comfortably afford a new car.  Can’t pass emissions. Maybe I should just register it in a county that doesn’t do emissions testing. 

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

What kind of fucking hooptie are you rolling?

2004 4Runner.  240k and still runs like a gem. 

If you do that then I don’t think you’re adulting correctly 

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On 5/30/2025 at 7:17 PM, tbone_ said:

Parallel parking not even part of the driving test anymore

It was about thirty years ago.

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

2004 4Runner.  240k and still runs like a gem. 

Toyota drops a fat, peanutty log on almost every other brand.  

I’m at 1795 at the moment. How much was the ticket?
 
I’m trying to ride it out until I can comfortably afford a new car.  Can’t pass emissions. Maybe I should just register it in a county that doesn’t do emissions testing. 

It’s a fix it ticket. Technically all I have to do is register it, pay the little fee there, and then go to court and just pay the court fee for dismissal.

I however have to pass an inspection, but I have a sensor I need replaced first. Then pass inspection, then do above.

Kids who insist on climbing up slides even though kids up top are trying to come down.

My friend’s boy came down a long slide and hit his face on a girl’s knee. She ran away (not sure if she was hurt) but my friend’s kid lost a permanent tooth and had blood gushing from his mouth.

Ruined a perfect dads / sons camp out.

16 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

If you say "adulting" in my presence i will slap you across the face.

But what if they are referring to taking care of their Fur Babies?  

On a flight to Hawaii. No screens so I prop my iPad on one of those screen holders.

Fucker in front of my jerks his seat up and my iPad fell, spilling my drink all over my lap. He just asked if it spilled and didn’t even apologize. Should have poured the rest of my drink over his head. 

He asked my if I see his glass which fell under his seat. Maybe I’ll step on them on purpose I get off. 

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

He asked my if I see his glass which fell under his seat. Maybe I’ll step on them on purpose I get off. 

It's kind of on you for leaving your iPad perched in such a fashion that unpredictable/inconsiderate movement by an idiot in the seat in front of you could jeopardize your shit (I've seen a poorly positioned laptop get busted by an abrupt recline...), but if you're actually the aggrieved party here, just steal his glasses.

If you step on them, he may assume that you did so intentionally, but it's not like he's going to see them if you hide them in your bag.  He'll just go crazy looking for them before eventually giving up. 

15 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

It's kind of on you for leaving your iPad perched in such a fashion that unpredictable/inconsiderate movement by an idiot in the seat in front of you could jeopardize your shit (I've seen a poorly positioned laptop get busted by an abrupt recline...), but if you're actually the aggrieved party here, just steal his glasses.

If you step on them, he may assume that you did so intentionally, but it's not like he's going to see them if you hide them in your bag.  He'll just go crazy looking for them before eventually giving up. 


Yeah I suppose those screen holders are more for phones than iPads. But the fact that he didn’t apologize at all is what pissed me off.

 

Let me see if I can find his glasses and take them with me. 

12 minutes ago, Superhero said:


Yeah I suppose those screen holders are more for phones than iPads. But the fact that he didn’t apologize at all is what pissed me off.

 

Let me see if I can find his glasses and take them with me. 

Bonus points if you wear them as you exit the plane. 

2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

It's kind of on you for leaving your iPad perched in such a fashion that unpredictable/inconsiderate movement by an idiot in the seat in front of you could jeopardize your shit (I've seen a poorly positioned laptop get busted by an abrupt recline...)

This.

11 hours ago, Superhero said:

On a flight to Hawaii. No screens so I prop my iPad on one of those screen holders.

Fucker in front of my jerks his seat up and my iPad fell, spilling my drink all over my lap. He just asked if it spilled and didn’t even apologize. Should have poured the rest of my drink over his head. 

Man idk about this one 

Door to door solicitors.

Hate those fucks.

I even have a goddamn sign right next to the fucking doorbell that reads no soliciting, door hangers, political blah blah, etc. You can't miss it. Yet, on occasion, some dumb fuck will ring the bell like my wishes don't apply to them.

Tonight, damn near 8 o'clock, and what? Yep. Some dumb fucker pinging my doorbell. Fucking cocksucker.

People who drive fast in parking lots, particularly where families with children are present. I'm getting out of my car at the Y and some POS is zooming through the lot like he's in an F1 race. 

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