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21 hours ago, Superhero said:

Tipped the scale above 160 for the first time since I was mid-20s when I was lifting and swoll. Now it's just beer belly and love handles.

are you 5'1"?

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People who say there's "no score" when the score is 0-0 in a sports game.  Not sure why this mildly annoys me, but it does.    No, there *is* a score -- the score just happens to be 0-0.  Yeah, I understand that "no score" is considered shorthand for "there has been no scoring yet," but I still grit my teeth a little when I hear it.  Don't ask me why, because it truly is "trivial."  

Having a stray whisker stick inside the collar of your T-shirt so that it’s poking your neck, but you can’t find it and get it out without pulling off your shirt.

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4 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

People who say there's "no score" when the score is 0-0 in a sports game.  Not sure why this mildly annoys me, but it does.    No, there *is* a score -- the score just happens to be 0-0.  Yeah, I understand that "no score" is considered shorthand for "there has been no scoring yet," but I still grit my teeth a little when I hear it.  Don't ask me why, because it truly is "trivial."  

Yea you probably want to let that one go 

13 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

People who say there's "no score" when the score is 0-0 in a sports game.  Not sure why this mildly annoys me, but it does.    No, there *is* a score -- the score just happens to be 0-0.  Yeah, I understand that "no score" is considered shorthand for "there has been no scoring yet," but I still grit my teeth a little when I hear it.  Don't ask me why, because it truly is "trivial."  

Same thing with “getting untracked.”  If a train gets off the tracks, it’s a disaster. The team/individual needs to get ON track. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Same thing with “getting untracked.”  If a train gets off the tracks, it’s a disaster. The team/individual needs to get ON track. 

This 100%

14 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

People who say there's "no score" when the score is 0-0 in a sports game.  Not sure why this mildly annoys me, but it does.    No, there *is* a score -- the score just happens to be 0-0.  Yeah, I understand that "no score" is considered shorthand for "there has been no scoring yet," but I still grit my teeth a little when I hear it.  Don't ask me why, because it truly is "trivial."  

I hate when a team fails to convert on 3rd down and the guy says, "They're forced to punt". No they aren't forced to punt, they can go for it every fucking time. 

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The beeper on the microwave should immediately stop when the door is opened. The one at the office just beeps and beeps, even though you've opened the door already. 

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Microwave beeping in general is problematic and should be addressed at the highest levels.  It's a needy girlfriend.  "Beep" i'm ready "Beep" hello are you coming to get me "Beep" are you thinking about my needs "Beep" i'm not sure why i'm so unimportant to you "Beep"  "Beep"  "Beep"  "Beep"  "Beep"  "Beep"  "Beep"  "Beep"

 

for fucks sake.  i'm chopping veggies.  i know you're done.  shut the fuck up. hold on for 30 seconds.

I don't know who started the whole saying bless you after a cough trend but it needs to stop. You only do that for sneezes. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Same thing with “getting untracked.”  If a train gets off the tracks, it’s a disaster. The team/individual needs to get ON track. 

This right mother fucking here!

Drives me crazy like “Hook and ladder”….

it is “hook and lateral” damnit!

22 hours ago, nnm said:

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"Hey we noticed you haven't filled out your survey yet" 

 

If it's anonymous then you're not supposed to know that. 

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17 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

I don't know who started the whole saying bless you after a cough trend but it needs to stop. You only do that for sneezes. 

I say it after a good belch

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23 hours ago, Iceman said:

are you 5'1"?

5'-8" and shrinking by the day.

 

 

22 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

People who say there's "no score" when the score is 0-0 in a sports game.  Not sure why this mildly annoys me, but it does.    No, there *is* a score -- the score just happens to be 0-0.  Yeah, I understand that "no score" is considered shorthand for "there has been no scoring yet," but I still grit my teeth a little when I hear it.  Don't ask me why, because it truly is "trivial."  

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If you're going to give me tickets to an event, throw in parking as well.

 

Great: Free suite tickets to see Post Malone at SoFi.

Not so great: Pay $70 for off-site parking.

5 minutes ago, Superhero said:

If you're going to give me tickets to an event, throw in parking as well.

 

Great: Free suite tickets to see Post Malone at SoFi.

Not so great: Pay $70 for off-site parking.

I used to host my company’s suite 3-4 times a year at the Texans and Astros. Rockets too for a while. Suite tickets always come with 2-3 parking passes. Only the A-listers get the parking passes. 

On 6/17/2025 at 5:38 PM, Carl Spackler said:

People who say there's "no score" when the score is 0-0 in a sports game.  Not sure why this mildly annoys me, but it does.    No, there *is* a score -- the score just happens to be 0-0.  Yeah, I understand that "no score" is considered shorthand for "there has been no scoring yet," but I still grit my teeth a little when I hear it.  Don't ask me why, because it truly is "trivial."  

What's the score?

Nothing nothing.

Who's winning?

 

The Bears.

 

 

I am disturbed at this thread. People are saying bless you for coughs? “Get untracked” like it is a good thing?

Are you all mingling too much with the deltas and epsilons? 

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3 hours ago, nnm said:

I used to host my company’s suite 3-4 times a year at the Texans and Astros. Rockets too for a while. Suite tickets always come with 2-3 parking passes. Only the A-listers get the parking passes. 

 

They just called and I got an extra ticket for my wife. I don't feel so bad about paying $70 now.

11 hours ago, Sandman said:

The beeper on the microwave should immediately stop when the door is opened. The one at the office just beeps and beeps, even though you've opened the door already. 

I agree with the frustration, but if you're right there, stop it with :01?

People who have no concept of the word: arrears.

"After June's numbers are added in, we are $1.5MM in the rear for 2026."

 

say what?  That's a giant culo.

Your mom's got arrear.

11 hours ago, elfenix said:

I say it after a good fart

 

13 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

I don't know who started the whole saying bless you after a cough trend but it needs to stop. You only do that for sneezes. 

I say “Vade domum, aegrotas.”   Sounds cool but means “go home, you’re sick” in Latin.

15 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

I don't know who started the whole saying bless you after a cough trend but it needs to stop. You only do that for sneezes. 

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On 6/17/2025 at 10:50 AM, nnm said:

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Our company just sent out a recent survey.  We had a major reorg in April 2024 with a completely new senior team, so......  The leading questions of the survey greatly narrowed down on who the respondent is.  To recognize me it would be obvious due to department, position, gender, and years of service.  So......

People who say there's "no score" when the score is 0-0 in a sports game.  Not sure why this mildly annoys me, but it does.    No, there *is* a score -- the score just happens to be 0-0.  Yeah, I understand that "no score" is considered shorthand for "there has been no scoring yet," but I still grit my teeth a little when I hear it.  Don't ask me why, because it truly is "trivial."  

It’s much worse when people say the lower number of the score first.

“We lost the game 31-34.”

WTF?!
12 hours ago, Greg Davis Apologist said:


It’s much worse when people say the lower number of the score first.

“We lost the game 31-34.”

WTF?!

If it was an away game that makes sense. 

No, it doesn't.  That is wrong in every possible verbal score delivery.

On 6/18/2025 at 8:33 AM, Sandman said:

The beeper on the microwave should immediately stop when the door is opened. The one at the office just beeps and beeps, even though you've opened the door already. 

The beeper on our air fryer was so obnoxious I performed an electrical surgery and removed it. 

5 hours ago, SurlyGator said:

No, it doesn't.  That is wrong in every possible verbal score delivery.

Every score listing has the home team second. Astros AT Rangers. Etc. 

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2 hours ago, nnm said:

Every score listing has the home team second. Astros AT Rangers. Etc. 

Written, yes.  Not verbal.  Only people with zero clue about sports in general say it like that.  Your great aunt Gladys might describe her grandchild's baseball team losing like that because her grandchild's team score is more important to her.  Still wrong.

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Changing beneficiaries in ADP...... Mother fucker, I filled in all the detais

I miss humans. 



I filled in all the detais


You sure about that?

I picked up a new beer from my fave brewery here to take to the lake and it was not good. How you fucking up a Mexican lager? 

4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

I miss humans.

You sure about that? Most of us are Aholes. See this site as exhibit A. 

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

You sure about that? Most of us are Aholes. See this site as exhibit A. 

 

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On 6/18/2025 at 2:22 PM, Superhero said:

Great: Free suite tickets to see Post Malone at SoFi.

Not so great: Pay $70 for off-site parking.

My company has a suite at SoFi so that’s what I thought we would get… the attendants kept pointing towards the cheap seats and I thought there must be a terrible misunderstanding.

Then I saw my coworker and it sank in that I would be sitting with the unwashed masses that night.

 

 

8 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Changing beneficiaries in ADP...... Mother fucker, I filled in all the detais

I miss humans. 

Try logging into Mint mobile to check something on my daughter’s number. Took me 4-5 minutes of going in circles with the chatbot before I it finally let me talk to a human. 

14 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

I miss humans. 

That's not unusual... Even when you lead them a bit, they're so erratic that it'll take a few shots to put one down. 

Dumbfucks at hotel who set the clock 10 minutes ahead. 
 

You're not late because of the clock...

Yeah, I then looked at my phone and confirmed the clock was wrong. I typically unplug the motherfuckers any way.  

Cheap ass windshields they put in when it has to be replaced. Just replaced mine less than a month ago and it has a new crack so has to be replaced again. These days just a tiny pebble hitting it will crack it. Pisses me off

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On 6/17/2025 at 6:38 PM, Carl Spackler said:

People who say there's "no score" when the score is 0-0 in a sports game.  Not sure why this mildly annoys me, but it does.    No, there *is* a score -- the score just happens to be 0-0.  Yeah, I understand that "no score" is considered shorthand for "there has been no scoring yet," but I still grit my teeth a little when I hear it.  Don't ask me why, because it truly is "trivial."  

OK, I kind of see your point but if they say ‘we are scoreless at halftime’ you’re OK with that, right?

If the DAV gives you a disability rating of 0, it is still a rating according to them. A score of  0-0 is still a score.

15 hours ago, Underdog said:

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Just had to replace a Safelite windshield after 2 years or so.  Rock ding grew from a little chip to an 18" spidering crack within an hour, and SL told us it's hit the edge and refused to drill out the cracks and prevent spreading.  Another $500 down the drain.

We talked to our insurance and got the OK to have Honda replace it, so canceled our safelite appointment. Hopefully we'll get a better windshield

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