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On 6/27/2025 at 10:45 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

If you don’t like it then hit the clear/off button after the cook cycle is finished (or open the door to check the temp) and it won’t beep at you. 

No shit?

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32 minutes ago, WBT said:

No shit?

My microwave has a sound button that I can use to mute it so it doesn’t beep at all. But I don’t use it because like I said I find useful the reminder beeps after the cook cycle is finished. 

My previous microwave would finish the entire beep sound even if you opened the door or pressed Stop to interrupt it. Which led to it becoming my "previous."

This trash bitch is yelling into her phone in the dr waiting area. 

Now shes watchig videos with the sound blasting.  If the murder stare doesnt work then theres about to be words.

8 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

This trash bitch is yelling into her phone in the dr waiting area. 

Now shes watchig videos with the sound blasting.  If the murder stare doesnt work then theres about to be words.

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25 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

This trash bitch is yelling into her phone in the dr waiting area. 

Now shes watchig videos with the sound blasting.  If the murder stare doesnt work then theres about to be words.

We’re gonna need a pic to properly assess this situation 

56 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

This trash bitch is yelling into her phone in the dr waiting area. 

Now shes watchig videos with the sound blasting.  If the murder stare doesnt work then theres about to be words.

A retaliatory War Ensemble by Slayer at full blast usually gets the point across. 

 

 

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

We’re gonna need a pic to properly assess this situation 

She got called in before i could keep it real. Picture a worn out barfly in her 60s with dyed hair wearing her meth head daughters clothes.

 

She got called in before i could keep it real. Picture a worn out barfly in her 60s with dyed hair wearing her meth head daughters clothes.
 

Maybe she’s actually an evil genius that knows she’ll be called back quicker if she’s a loud pain in the ass in the waiting room.

instead of your typical "I will be out of office from 7/1/25 to 7/15/25, I will have limited access to email and phone calls during this time" this asshole had to put in there "I will be out of office cycling the Spanish Pyrenees yada yada yada".   fucking cyclists 

He wants to be sure that everyone knows that he will be blocking traffic through the Spanish Pyrenees on those dates so they don't plan on driving there

I’m going to start having my out of office say that I may not come back from wherever I’m at. People don’t seem to pay it any mind anyway. 

Guy I work with put one on a while back that said I’m out from x to y. If your email is important, send it again after y.

I need to circle back and reach out to connect and see if that worked.

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The day I retired I set an auto reply that said something like "As of EOB today I will be retired.  If you expect me to reply to an email after 10:00 am today, you will be disappointed."  At the 3:00 pm farewell party the department director informed me that he and the city manager weren't fans of my auto reply.

I really enjoyed hearing that.

Drove to small airport without covered parking and hailstorm battered my car while I was away

Doesnt actually seem like there are many smartphone games you can just straight up purchase to play?

I grabbed NBA2K5 on the iOS store and the “game” is 80% loot-boxes and tokens and 50 layers of premium-booster-power-pack-lottery-diamond-spins and all this arcane micro-games thats unrelated to the actual basketball playing

Brotato, Kingdom Rush, Final Fantasy _ (a couple have been ported to phone)

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Oops, kingdom rush, not hearts.

I found the NBA2K “Arcade Edition”, through my iCloud sub, and its an actual playable game. 
 

the NBA2K “Mobile” is straight turboaids. 

17 hours ago, Doze said:

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I don't mind the standing up next to your seat if you are an aisle seat. It serves two purposes for those of us who are not manlets. We can stretch from a long flight and, most importantly, play defense for everyone else on the yahoo who doesn't wait his/her turn.

20 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Guy I work with put one on a while back that said I’m out from x to y. If your email is important, send it again after y.

I need to circle back and reach out to connect and see if that worked.

Reminds me of what one of my mentors/ friends( more of a friendship that we have maintained for 25 years) told me early on:

"Delete that shit.  If it's important, they'll send it again."

Mrs. Brat just made a one night reservation at the Holiday Inn Express in her hometown of Taylor, Texas so we could attend her high school reunion October 10th.
$319 freakin’ Dollars for one night at a run of the mill joint in a small Texas town?
I am flabbergasted!!

Ah, yes, but it's reunion night!  Flex pricing!

 

i.e. Bend over with no reach around

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What dumb shit decided that the left lane is for passing only signs along I-10 should only be on the right hand side of the highway?

She got called in before i could keep it real. Picture a worn out barfly in her 60s with dyed hair wearing her meth head daughters clothes.
 

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Pump lotion bottles fucking drive me up the wall. The straw of the fucking pump never reaches the bottom of the bottle, which leaves like a quarter of the lotion unreachable without having to screw off the pump and smacking that shit on the palm of my hand. Just an overall inferior product design. 

They can somewhat fix the problem by having a slightly longer straw that goes to a corner.

I have several bottles of cologne, and all of them have straws like that so you can get to the last drop.

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

They can somewhat fix the problem by having a slightly longer straw that goes to a corner.

I have several bottles of cologne, and all of them have straws like that so you can get to the last drop.

Great design! 

Now throw them all away because nobody wants to smell cologne. 

1 hour ago, Vertuzzi said:

Pump lotion bottles fucking drive me up the wall. The straw of the fucking pump never reaches the bottom of the bottle, which leaves like a quarter of the lotion unreachable without having to screw off the pump and smacking that shit on the palm of my hand. Just an overall inferior product design. 

Man, I remember my HS days when I discovered lotion, too...

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Great design! 

Now throw them all away because nobody wants to smell cologne. 

I better not randomly smell his colon.

On 7/11/2025 at 2:26 PM, Bill Brasky said:

instead of your typical "I will be out of office from 7/1/25 to 7/15/25, I will have limited access to email and phone calls during this time" this asshole had to put in there "I will be out of office cycling the Spanish Pyrenees yada yada yada".   fucking cyclists 

indeed

 

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She got called in before i could keep it real. Picture a worn out barfly in her 60s with dyed hair wearing her meth head daughters clothes.
 

You do know how to paint a picture.
On 7/9/2025 at 3:26 PM, MissingInAction said:

This trash bitch is yelling into her phone in the dr waiting area. 

Now shes watchig videos with the sound blasting.  If the murder stare doesnt work then theres about to be words.

 

On 7/9/2025 at 4:54 PM, MissingInAction said:

She got called in before i could keep it real. Picture a worn out barfly in her 60s with dyed hair wearing her meth head daughters clothes.

 

Sis? 

On 7/13/2025 at 10:54 AM, Armybrat said:

Mrs. Brat just made a one night reservation at the Holiday Inn Express in her hometown of Taylor, Texas so we could attend her high school reunion October 10th.
$319 freakin’ Dollars for one night at a run of the mill joint in a small Texas town?
I am flabbergasted!!

Inexcusable amount of upcharge for just the one mirror on the ceiling. 

16 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Inexcusable amount of upcharge for just the one mirror on the ceiling. 

It's one of those fancy wrinkle free mirrors 

Lazy fucking GenZ employees that lunch-badge so they can claim they're getting 3 days / week in the office.  Showing up at 11am, ordering lunch, then out of the office by 2-3pm.  You're being paid QUITE well to have your ass in the office 3 days a week, show up like everyone else.  I almost prefer you don't show your face around the office rather than show up, spend 2 of your 4 hours socializing, then disappear.

I have some Gen Z employees under me that are actually really good at their jobs. They are also the most likely to abuse OT and think we can't see that shit a mile away. 

23 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Lazy fucking GenZ employees that can't find their Slack notifications 

 

3 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Lazy fucking GenZ employees that lunch-badge so they can claim they're getting 3 days / week in the office.  Showing up at 11am, ordering lunch, then out of the office by 2-3pm.  You're being paid QUITE well to have your ass in the office 3 days a week, show up like everyone else.  I almost prefer you don't show your face around the office rather than show up, spend 2 of your 4 hours socializing, then disappear.

Y’all hiring? 

9 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Lazy fucking GenZ employees that lunch-badge so they can claim they're getting 3 days / week in the office.  Showing up at 11am, ordering lunch, then out of the office by 2-3pm.  You're being paid QUITE well to have your ass in the office 3 days a week, show up like everyone else.  I almost prefer you don't show your face around the office rather than show up, spend 2 of your 4 hours socializing, then disappear.

shouldn't you be able to detect attendance by the results?

If it's just a fucking card reader report, then ...

yeah.  Fuck that.

I'm old school on a lot of shit, but not that.  Covid showed us...

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My wife goes to the office 3 times a week for 3 hours. Just enough time to charge her car (free charging but 3 hour limit), meet with her boss for 30 minutes, and take a free tennis class.


OTOH, for the past 3-4 months, she’s at her desk by 730AM with her coworkers on the east coast, and on 8PM calls with her coworkers in China and Japan.

That’s why she makes the big bucks in our family. 

On 7/15/2025 at 8:53 AM, tigol said:


You do know how to paint a picture.

Let’s have the specs you would use for  a description to the cops: height, weight, hair color, distinguishing scars, marks or tattoos.

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