Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 21.1k
  • Views 1.4m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Scheiss Meister
    Scheiss Meister

    The day I retired I set an auto reply that said something like "As of EOB today I will be retired.  If you expect me to reply to an email after 10:00 am today, you will be disappointed."  At the 3:00

  • Ghost of NMAS
    Ghost of NMAS

    I hate the people that ignore it when they have the right of way and try to wave me through first, it just fucks up the system and delays everyone

Posted Images

The TP holder looks like it was removed from a prison cell

37 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

ce173a62b40028a1090a101d2090a13f.jpg

People who don't cover up nail holes that are now unused makes me surly too

When you got your car seating position dialed just right and somebody just fucks it up

 

And when your car don't got no memory seat function

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
8 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:
You want to see the bottom 75% of society, head to the state fair.  Christ almighty.

I have no idea what the fascination with this yearly carnival is. Besides Texas OU gameday, fuck that place.

 

Also the weird obsession with eating tons of deep fried foods that should never have been deep fried.

When people come over to my house and expect me to supply bottled water as a beverage. There's beer, tea, liquor, juice, milk, filtered water, and tap water. Bring your own bottled water if you insist on drinking it.

 
Also the weird obsession with eating tons of deep fried foods that should never have been deep fried.
This too. Deep fried oreos, like really??

Little Black Sambo is a little boy in India. He was chased around the tree by tigers which live in Asia. Okie dokie - maybe in the Zimbabwe Zoo. The English called everyone darker than lily white blacks.

Why is Sambo racist for Africans.?

2 hours ago, Stoogey said:

The English called everyone darker than lily white blacks.

Why is Sambo racist for Africans.?

Is this a Jeopardy simulation?

doggolingo annoys the ever living shit out of me.

Here's an example:

Saw this big heckin doggo on the disc golf course yesterday, he was doin a good find for his owner

Wtf is this shit?

 

7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Is this a Jeopardy simulation?

No. My grandparents read that book to me in 1959 and it still makes me surly.

8 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

doggolingo annoys the ever living shit out of me.

Here's an example:

Saw this big heckin doggo on the disc golf course yesterday, he was doin a good find for his owner

Wtf is this shit?

 

I don't even know what you're talking about, but now I hate it too. 

Wife never lets the microwave run to completion so every I want to glance at it for the time of day, I get 0:11 or 0:03. 

On 7/26/2018 at 12:24 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

The carriage return automatically gives you a double space in the Surly forum interface. Please stop hitting it twice between paragraphs. The carriage return is also known as the "Enter" or "Return" key. Sometimes it's represented by <CR>. When I hit it once...

This is the spacing. That's double spaced text. When I hit it twice...

 

This is the spacing. That's a big waste of space. Don't do that. 

You mean

 Like this

?

14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
16 hours ago, Tom said:
 
Also the weird obsession with eating tons of deep fried foods that should never have been deep fried.

This too. Deep fried oreos, like really??

Surprised you don't like it there.  That'd be like shooting fish in a barrel for you.

 

Or is it the awkwardness of your last 6 hook-ups in the same vicinity?  

  • Author
doggolingo annoys the ever living shit out of me.

Here's an example:

Saw this big heckin doggo on the disc golf course yesterday, he was doin a good find for his owner

Wtf is this shit?

 

The we rate dogs guy has made a mint doing this.

 

When people lay paperwork across my keyboard or put it in my chair instead of putting it in my inbox. 

2 hours ago, Lat22 said:

Wife never lets the microwave run to completion so every I want to glance at it for the time of day, I get 0:11 or 0:03. 

Hell, my ex couldn't be bothered to close the microwave door half the time.

Tis the season for baseball teams to go to state/nationals.

Back in the day they would sell candy bars, popcorn, light bulbs (the most brilliant of ANYTHING EVER), etc.  Or, hold car washes which I always participated in and gave an extra $5 or so.

The new trend I see is simply panhandling on street corners.  Bucket in hand with some small sign asking for money.  

NO.

Frankly, I'll take it a step further. You want your kids to go to state/nationals? Pay for it. When did this turn into a "support your community" event?

Advertisements on the wall right above a urinal. Please tell me this is just an aggy thing and not a nationwide trend.

28 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Advertisements on the wall right above a urinal. Please tell me this is just an aggy thing and not a nationwide trend.

Trend? They’ve been doing that everywhere for decades.

19 minutes ago, skipperj said:

Trend? They’ve been doing that everywhere for decades.

Well they need to stop. That shit makes me want to just pee in the foyer.

  • Author
10 hours ago, Lat22 said:

Wife never lets the microwave run to completion so every I want to glance at it for the time of day, I get 0:11 or 0:03. 

odd, your wife always goes to completion with me

Just moved into a new place and I'm convinced whoever designed the electrical stuff in this house must have been on their first day on the job.

A is the kitchen

B is a hall light

C is the breakfast nook area

1, 2, and 3 are light switches. Anyone want to guess which switch corresponds to which light?

 

Spoiler

1 = A (kitchen)

2 = C (breakfast nook)

3 = B (hall light)

 

 

NgXXdkm.jpg

8 hours ago, Noah Fence said:

Hell, my ex couldn't be bothered to close the microwave door half the time.

How was she with pants?

38 minutes ago, slorch said:

How was she with pants?

She is my ex for a reason.

Just moved into a new place and I'm convinced whoever designed the electrical stuff in this house must have been on their first day on the job.
A is the kitchen
B is a hall light
C is the breakfast nook area
1, 2, and 3 are light switches. Anyone want to guess which switch corresponds to which light?
 
Spoiler 1 = A (kitchen)
2 = C (breakfast nook)
3 = B (hall light)
 
 
NgXXdkm.jpg
Apartment I take it? If not call an electrician. That really would cost much to swap. Few hundred at most.

“ATX”

It has always seemed like a blatant ripoff of PDX. If it was at least our airport code like PDX is, then it would make sense. Instead it’s just trying hard to have a cool sounding abbreviation like Portland.

3 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

“ATX”

It has always seemed like a blatant ripoff of PDX. If it was at least our airport code like PDX is, then it would make sense. Instead it’s just trying hard to have a cool sounding abbreviation like Portland.

PDX is stupid. ATX at least makes sense for Austin, TX.

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Advertisements on the wall right above a urinal. Please tell me this is just an aggy thing and not a nationwide trend.

You've obviously not been in too many bathrooms for many many years.

  • Author
15 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

“ATX”

It has always seemed like a blatant ripoff of PDX. If it was at least our airport code like PDX is, then it would make sense. Instead it’s just trying hard to have a cool sounding abbreviation like Portland.

PDX sounds like a ripoff of LAX

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well they need to stop. That shit makes me want to just pee in the foyer.

I find them an acceptable place to wipe boogers. 

30 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

You've obviously not been in too many bathrooms for many many years.

I have a big backyard. Sue me.

Three trrble trrble words:     Breast.....Reduction....Surgery.   W. T. F.???

This, sports fans, makes me surly.

 

6 minutes ago, Doze said:

Three trrble trrble words:     Breast.....Reduction....Surgery.   W. T. F.???

This, sports fans, makes me surly.

 

Not trivial.

10 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

“ATX”

It has always seemed like a blatant ripoff of PDX. If it was at least our airport code like PDX is, then it would make sense. Instead it’s just trying hard to have a cool sounding abbreviation like Portland.

ATX is more a ripoff of ATL than PDX.  Now get off my lawn!

Advertisements on the wall right above a urinal. Please tell me this is just an aggy thing and not a nationwide trend.

Trivial as fuck. Why do you care? Just don’t read them. I sometimes like reading them just because. Do billboards piss you off too? That would make more sense because they make cities uglier.

What is the proper course of action for a coworker who has their work email linked to their cell phone, and their cell phone notifications turned up to 11 so that it dings every 3 seconds all day long?

18 hours ago, markstanco said:

Tis the season for baseball teams to go to state/nationals.

Back in the day they would sell candy bars, popcorn, light bulbs (the most brilliant of ANYTHING EVER), etc.  Or, hold car washes which I always participated in and gave an extra $5 or so.

The new trend I see is simply panhandling on street corners.  Bucket in hand with some small sign asking for money.  

NO.

37922804_10216341727005944_5991554290739

  • Author
50 minutes ago, TornACL said:

What is the proper course of action for a coworker who has their work email linked to their cell phone, and their cell phone notifications turned up to 11 so that it dings every 3 seconds all day long?

break the phone in half.

2 hours ago, 'stache said:


Trivial as fuck. Why do you care? Just don’t read them. I sometimes like reading them just because. Do billboards piss you off too? That would make more sense because they make cities uglier.

I despise being anyone's captive audience. And saying "don't read them" is an awful lot like saying "don't think about a pink elephant."

1 hour ago, TornACL said:

What is the proper course of action for a coworker who has their work email linked to their cell phone, and their cell phone notifications turned up to 11 so that it dings every 3 seconds all day long?

tenor.gif?itemid=5145523

Turn your phone up just as loud, and have someone text you 10 times in a row, then pull it (your phone) out, and say, Sorry, that was really annoying, then turn it back to silent while staring down the usual culprit.

37 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I despise being anyone's captive audience. And saying "don't read them" is an awful lot like saying "don't think about a pink elephant."

It is a distraction from looking at everyone's junk

21 hours ago, markstanco said:

Tis the season for baseball teams to go to state/nationals.

Back in the day they would sell candy bars, popcorn, light bulbs (the most brilliant of ANYTHING EVER), etc.  Or, hold car washes which I always participated in and gave an extra $5 or so.

The new trend I see is simply panhandling on street corners.  Bucket in hand with some small sign asking for money.  

NO.

I never give them money because I know it is just funding a for profit tournament, plus they are always in like Orlando or las vegas.  I'm not paying for your families vacation.  I'm sure there are plenty of good teams to play within are 4 hour drive.

PDX sounds like a ripoff of LAX
PDX, the ATL, DFW, etc. Airport codes. Nobody referenced Los Angeles as the LAX. Its L.A.

SFO is a tweener. San Fran is generally the reference.

Detroit or Cleveland should be KSHT.
What is the proper course of action for a coworker who has their work email linked to their cell phone, and their cell phone notifications turned up to 11 so that it dings every 3 seconds all day long?
Sounds like they are really in demand and...then.....there is you.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.