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4 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

This one chick in my office and her fucking emails. Every. Fucking. Time:

To: All Employees

Attached is the form you need to fill in for some fucking stupid reason, but really it's just to waste your time and no one will ever look at it

_______________________________________________________________

5 minutes later:

To: All Employees

OMG!!! I FORGOT TO ATTACH THE FORM!!! I SHOULD KNOW NOT TO DO THIS BEFORE MY MORNING COFFEE!!! LULZ!!!!!!!!

How about the dumbass who doesn't read the first email until an hour later, then fires off a quick "WHERE'S THE ATTACHMENT" email before he gets to the next one

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3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

How about the dumbass who doesn't read the first email until an hour later, then fires off a quick "WHERE'S THE ATTACHMENT" email before he gets to the next one

And cc  EVERYONE.

Bathrooms that instead of having a paper towel dispenser just have a stack of paper towels next to the sink. They end up all wet from people trying to grab a couple. I am not a germ freak, but I don’t want to grab semi wet paper towel after someone else to try and dry my hands.

On ‎9‎/‎17‎/‎2018 at 10:20 AM, Wally Pryor said:

That ESPN ticker / score update just got shittier.   It will flash "Score Update" and you don't even know what the hell the update is and which team scored.  Just shows the god damned score. 

And it pops up a yellow box!  My team scored a TD but I though it was getting called back for a second, just from some yellow box popping up as he crossed the goal line. Fuck ESPN.

8 hours ago, deadshank said:

No.  He's not.  The Snopes link is pretty much a lame attempt to cover for AC.

He could have stood on higher ground in the road but risk interfering with emergency responsders...whatever.  His film crew was up on the road but that was apparently no concern for AC  

The whole thing is stupid.  AC is pretty much a fraud on this one.  Needless hype to get viewers.

You're confirmation bias is showing. You're the one being duped. Snopes is absolutely correct. Here, you can watch Anderson talk about, and show clips of, the video here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQEtXWdID0k

I'm just posting the link since there's a political component to it. It does sort of explain how that pic made it out into the ignoramusphere. It should bother you that you're so easily manipulated. 

46 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You're confirmation bias is showing. You're the one being duped. Snopes is absolutely correct. Here, you can watch Anderson talk about, and show clips of, the video here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQEtXWdID0k

I'm just posting the link since there's a political component to it. It does sort of explain how that pic made it out into the ignoramusphere. It should bother you that you're so easily manipulated. 

First, I know this clip is from Ike and not from Florence.

Second, he's standing in the borrow ditch which would be the lowpoint in the ROW.  Clearly you can see the barbed wire fence behind him is not under water and the grass is exposed at the bottoms of the fence posts.  Further, the one-story house (built on grade) in the background has water not exceeding the height of the rough window openings. The metal building in the background whene the responders' truck goes by is not flooded out. 

Sure, there is plenty of water to go around and probably some really deep spots in the area, too.  AC is standing in a borrow ditch and defending himself in the link you provided.  Yes, the borrow ditch is deep but AC is not telling us the complete story.  He's selling us a story. 

 

10 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Borrow?

Yes. That's what it is called. 

2 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Yes. That's what it is called. 

Yeah, I know, I just have never seen anyone spell it out. It's a ditch. Or at most a bar ditch. At least in my neck of Texas.

ETA: I have several civil engineers and surveyors in the fambly and ain't never heard ary a one of them go full proper borrow ditch.

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Just now, El Diablo said:

Yeah, I know, I just have never seen anyone spell it out. It's a ditch. Or at most a bar ditch. At least in my neck of Texas.

I know. Spelling and Texas drawl don't match up.  I say "bar" ditch, too.  

This one chick in my office and her fucking emails. Every. Fucking. Time:
To: All Employees
Attached is the form you need to fill in for some fucking stupid reason, but really it's just to waste your time and no one will ever look at it
_______________________________________________________________
5 minutes later:
To: All Employees
OMG!!! I FORGOT TO ATTACH THE FORM!!! I SHOULD KNOW NOT TO DO THIS BEFORE MY MORNING COFFEE!!! LULZ!!!!!!!!
Is she hot?

right wing conspiracy nuts that think standing in a borrow ditch while documenting flooding is some dishonest media trick.

4 hours ago, deadshank said:

First, I know this clip is from Ike and not from Florence.

Second, he's standing in the borrow ditch which would be the lowpoint in the ROW.  Clearly you can see the barbed wire fence behind him is not under water and the grass is exposed at the bottoms of the fence posts.  Further, the one-story house (built on grade) in the background has water not exceeding the height of the rough window openings. The metal building in the background whene the responders' truck goes by is not flooded out. 

Sure, there is plenty of water to go around and probably some really deep spots in the area, too.  AC is standing in a borrow ditch and defending himself in the link you provided.  Yes, the borrow ditch is deep but AC is not telling us the complete story.  He's selling us a story. 

 

If you're saying Anderson is being deceptive then you didn't watch the video. He clearly states where he's standing, shows the road and vehicles driving on it, talks about how it's even deeper over behind him, shows the waterline which makes it clear it used to be even deeper (heck, look at the waterline on the fence behind him in the still photo). No deception whatsoever.

one thing Cooper does not lie about is the depth of the holes of which he's plundering...

I cant stand sellers selling their tickets low in a sellers market.

Its ndsu homecoming. Like 30 tickets are available on stubhub for this weekends HOMECOMING game out of 19,000 seats. Dumbfucks on FB ticket exchange are asking like 15 dollars above face.

11 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I cant stand sellers selling their tickets low in a sellers market.

Its ndsu homecoming. Like 30 tickets are available on stubhub for this weekends HOMECOMING game out of 19,000 seats. Dumbfucks on FB ticket exchange are asking like 15 dollars above face.

so $20?

the bag of tortilla chips at HEB that are pulverized into crumps with the exception of the 4 or 5 at the clear plastic window portion of the bag...

12 hours ago, Llogg said:

right wing conspiracy nuts that think standing in a borrow ditch while documenting flooding is some dishonest media trick.

People that think the media is honest.  Lulz.  No conspiracy.

9 hours ago, Lobo said:

one thing Cooper does not lie about is the depth of the holes of which he's plundering...

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27 minutes ago, VinyVango said:

the bag of tortilla chips at HEB that are pulverized into crumps with the exception of the 4 or 5 at the clear plastic window portion of the bag...

looks like they just honored the request to remove "all of that air" from the bags.

Happiness is cruising along 10 mph over the speed limit, and noticing the motorcycle cop with radar at the exact moment a maroon pickup with oversized tires zips past you at 30 mph over the speed limit.

15 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Yeah, I know, I just have never seen anyone spell it out. It's a ditch. Or at most a bar ditch. At least in my neck of Texas.

ETA: I have several civil engineers and surveyors in the fambly and ain't never heard ary a one of them go full proper borrow ditch.

#teambarditch

12 hours ago, Lobo said:

one thing Cooper does not lie about is the depth of the holes of which he's plundering...

I always figured Cooper to be the catcher as opposed to the pitcher. 

27 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Conversely, there is nothing more humbling in this life than sitting middle seat on a flight from DFW to ORD. Anytime I start thinking I'm smart or hip or rich or special or talented or unique, I'm glad that life humbles me. This last ego reconstruction must have been a pretty good one, because God sat me next to an obese guy from Rochester who was ill and whose farts I suffered through was evidence of his illness being more severe and sympathy worthy, probably.

You seem to make a lot of poor life decisions

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5 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

People that think the media is honest.  Lulz.  No conspiracy.

Exactly. The media is there to be deceitful and playing on some agenda. Playing on emotions and dividing the people. They do a great job as well as so many believe anything they see on TV.

And don't get me started on the bullshit Red Cross in all of these disasters. Fuck them.

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

This is weird spam

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Oh, what the hell? Give it a shot. 

6 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

People that think the media is honest.  Lulz.  No conspiracy.

Pointing out that a specific example does not short a general claim does not refute the general claim. It refutes the specific example.

By cash offer, they mean untraceable, right?

On 9/18/2018 at 9:37 AM, Moby Ric said:

I am one of those who just is uncomfortable in the Dentist chair.  I have no issues with my teeth, but I have to down a xanax before I go or I will be in a bad place.

Same here, I've got 15 dental appointments next week....can you loan me a few?

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Same here, I've got 15 dental appointments next week....can you loan me a few?

Three per tooth?! 

On 9/18/2018 at 1:29 PM, markstanco said:

There are dentists who use laughing gas for all procedures for pansies people like yourself. 

Hell I pay the extra to have it when I get my teeth cleaned twice a year.  

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By cash offer, they mean untraceable, right?

I guess. But, I don't own that property.

 

5 minutes ago, elfenix said:

I guess. But, I don't own that property.

 

That makes sense.  It would be a bit unnerving if the guy knew your name, phone, and address and you had no idea who he was.

2 hours ago, Buck Strickland said:

Hell I pay the extra to have it when I get my teeth cleaned twice a year.  

Hell I blow a couple bowls before even going there just too enhance the gas...

4 hours ago, Buck Strickland said:

Hell I pay the extra to have it when I get my teeth cleaned twice a year.  

Wife (no pics) took our 15 yo to the dentist the other day.  When they were leaving there was a kid in the waiting room eating from a big bag of Cheetos and drinking a Mountain Dew.  Yeah, he was there to see the dentist.  Oh, and the kid's mom was sitting right next to him.  That's rural Missouri for you.

So I'm reading through the "songs that remind you of a particular movie" thread. I click on one of the videos and start bobbing my head while browsing the rest of the thread. I get to the bottom of the page and click to go to the next page. The Goddamned music stops mid bob. Fuck

4 hours ago, elfenix said:

I guess. But, I don't own that property.

 

Well then you should absolutely sell it to him.  You know the price...

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Well then you should absolutely sell it to him.  You know the price...
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57 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

there was a kid in the waiting room eating from a big bag of Cheetos and drinking a Mountain Dew.  Yeah, he was there to see the dentist.  

Kid must have a hot dental hygienist...  I'd be doing Oreos.......

9 hours ago, You don't know me said:

Wife (no pics) took our 15 yo to the dentist the other day.  When they were leaving there was a kid in the waiting room eating from a big bag of Cheetos and drinking a Mountain Dew.  Yeah, he was there to see the dentist.  Oh, and the kid's mom was sitting right next to him.  That's rural Missouri for you.

I guess if you're taking your kid in for a teeth cleaning you may as well get your money's worth. Here, Johnny, have some taffy. 

I live in the North East but still read game times that are posted on Surly wrong, hate when I'm looking for a game @7:30 est but the poster clearly meant cst. 

 

GDit! 

Gout.  Particularly when it flares on the weekend.

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I live in the North East but still read game times that are posted on Surly wrong, hate when I'm looking for a game @7:30 est but the poster clearly meant cst. 

 

GDit! 

central time zone is the best time zone and you should feel bad for choosing to live in the NE

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

central time zone is the best time zone and you should feel bad for choosing to live in the NE

Yeah, y'all need that extra time to catch up to us fast paced East Coasters....

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