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7 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

2) The krauts accept that he isn’t a defender and develop him as a full time speedy winger in the Arjen Robben mold of Dutch wingers playing in Oktoberfestland.

This.

7 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Davies and Dest has got to be one of the quickest FB pairings on any team out there, if it happens. And they naturally play opposite of each other. They also naturally suck at the whole defense side of being a FB but Bayern grow world class CBs like weeds so this all probably works perfect for them.

I'm kind of excited to see this happen.

 

Bayern isn't after him to play defense. 

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20 hours ago, dieucla98 said:

Davies and Dest has got to be one of the quickest FB pairings on any team out there, if it happens. And they naturally play opposite of each other. They also naturally suck at the whole defense side of being a FB but Bayern grow world class CBs like weeds so this all probably works perfect for them.

I'm kind of excited to see this happen.

 

Davies is literally the Canadian flash 

 

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7 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Davies is literally the Canadian flash 

 


He’s literally the Canadian Garett Bale.

 

Does it really go from 399 to 22? Or did they omit a few nations just to rub some salt into the Mexico wound?

I really hope it's the salt option.

Well that’s a pretty specific band - both U21 and only the Americas. 

20 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Looks like Pepi might add minutes to this list.  most are guessing Wolfsburg. but could be Bayern (and then sent out on loan).

 

Not a fan of those transfers, RIGHT NOW. Maybe the Bundesliga team, depending on who it is. I wouldn't trust Wolves with him because of their lack of offense. And I don't know what kind of time he would get at Real Madrid.

Is that euros or dollars? Because if it’s Euros, then in Ameros it’s $11.3 Million.

15 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Is that euros or dollars? Because if it’s Euros, then in Ameros it’s $11.3 Million.

FC Dallas will spend it on the chiefs and sign an old 3rd division player from South America probably. Hopefully the Hubts don't completely fuck this up. 

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1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

FC Dallas will spend it on the chiefs and sign an old 3rd division player from South America probably. Hopefully the Hubts don't completely fuck this up. 

Yeah… the Chiefs don’t have enough money coming in to cover their expenses. 🙄

The MLS was partially funded by The Chiefs for a number of years, unhappiness with the W/L records of FC Dallas over the last half decade is no reason to get whiny about The Chiefs.

FC Dallas is probably being run to turn a profit rather than a deficit in order to definitely compete for hardware. 

Dallas has had Designated Players over the years that either sucked or were decent, but never great Designated Players. This led to the team underperforming and the ownership deciding to go ahead and make a profit if they were going to suck anyway. This has nothing to do with The Chiefs. 

What would be nice is for their Designated Player scouting to get better and then bring in a few more 20-somethings of decent skill and sell their starlets from the USL team so that we don’t have to rue the selling of main cogs in the FC Dallas wheel just as they are starting to blossom. 

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

Yeah… the Chiefs don’t have enough money coming in to cover their expenses. 🙄

The MLS was partially funded by The Chiefs for a number of years, unhappiness with the W/L records of FC Dallas over the last half decade is no reason to get whiny about The Chiefs.

FC Dallas is probably being run to turn a profit rather than a deficit in order to definitely compete for hardware. 

Dallas has had Designated Players over the years that either sucked or were decent, but never great Designated Players. This led to the team underperforming and the ownership deciding to go ahead and make a profit if they were going to suck anyway. This has nothing to do with The Chiefs. 

What would be nice is for their Designated Player scouting to get better and then bring in a few more 20-somethings of decent skill and sell their starlets from the USL team so that we don’t have to rue the selling of main cogs in the FC Dallas wheel just as they are starting to blossom. 

Wow the chiefs thing was a joke. 

 

Feels like two months ago all over again.

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4 hours ago, The Dog said:

 


Not a fan of a move to Wolfsburg.

I am not being consulted on this move.

West Brom are trying to bring in Dike on loan. Dike played under their manager at Barnsley.

Watford looking at George Bello.  could see several USMNT guys going to Europe this window.

 

Love seeing guys step up a level, but I just don’t think Bello is that great. 

That was the report from Atlanta FC's legal team, Dewy, Flossy, Lovie and Dovie, Isquires.

From the ESPN transfer blog:

 

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20.24 GMT: Tom Bogert of MLSsoccer.com writes that Philadelphia Union attacker Paxten Aaronson is attracting interest from Europe, with both RB Leipzig and FC Salzburg tracking him. The 18-year-old scored three times in 16 appearances in his first season in MLS, following in the footsteps of brother Brenden Aaronson, the United States international whose scintillating form with Salzburg has seen him linked with Leipzig, AC Milan and Leeds United.

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19.51 GMT: Sergino Dest could be set for a switch to the Premier League, with Chelsea interested in securing the United States international's signature, according to Fabrizio Romano.

As reported earlier in the day, Thomas Tuchel's side are assessing a number of options to replace Ben Chilwell, who will miss the remainder of the season with a knee injury. While the Blues have been reported to be in "pole position" to sign Lucas Digne on loan from Everton, there are still a number of names under consideration to share the left wing-back role with Marcos Alonso: Emerson Palmieri, Ian Maatsen (both of whom are on loan from Chelsea) and Ajax's Nicolas Tagliafico. However, the 21-year-old Barcelona full-back (who's played on the right flank for much of his career, but has deputised on the left at Camp Nou) is said to be high up the list of desirable additions.

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17.06 GMT: VfL Wolfsburg are leading the charge in the race to bring Ricardo Pepi to Europe, with Fabrizio Romano reporting that the Bundesliga club are locked in negotiations with FC Dallas, although a deal is considered a work in progress at this stage. The 18-year-old United States striker has been on the radar of a number of continental clubs in recent months and is expected to leave in January after contributing to 15 goals in 24 starts for the MLS side.

 

6 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Love seeing guys step up a level, but I just don’t think Bello is that great. 

Keep in mind he's only 19 (turns 20 in late January). He's not going to be the next Jordi Alba, but I think his ceiling is starting fullback for some Euro club and a valuable second option at left back for the USMNT.

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5 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Keep in mind he's only 19 (turns 20 in late January). He's not going to be the next Jordi Alba, but I think his ceiling is starting fullback for some Euro club and a valuable second option at left back for the USMNT.

I’d rather see Bello go to Spain 🇪🇸 and learn to play with and without the ball.

Jonathan Gómez is going to pass him by May, but Gómez hasn’t definitively chose to play for the Red, White, & Blue over the Red, White, & Green yet.

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With the year drawing to a close, why not relive some of the USMNT's best moments?

 

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On 12/28/2021 at 5:53 AM, Schulz2.0 said:

West Brom are trying to bring in Dike on loan. Dike played under their manager at Barnsley.

This is done. But it’s a permanent transfer. Undisclosed fee, 4.5 year deal. 
 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

This is done. But it’s a permanent transfer. Undisclosed fee, 4.5 year deal. 
 

 

 

ESPN is saying $9.5m.

On 12/29/2021 at 6:23 PM, kingkoopa6 said:

ztejas at 1:11 

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I came.

damn beaten to the punch like wolfburg

 

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Y'all some fass mawfuckas. Just saw this on ESPN.com ... but knew it'd already be posted here.

Augsburg is unknown to me. Took a gander at their roster and still just as ignorant. I see they are near bottom of the table and that's it (not necessarily a bad thing, imo).

So could any of you Bundesliga buffs kindly break it down for us? How likely is Pepi to get significant minutes, or even start?

They ain't gonna shell out $20M-plus to sit him, right? Riiiiiiiiiight?

 

WTF, does he share an agent with Josh Sargent?

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Excited for Dike, straight back into the ECL playoff hunt.

20 mil plus sell on, he will be playing quickly. This team also has Carlos Gruezo from FC Dallas as well. Come on FC Dallas don't fuck this up

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