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  • alincoln
    alincoln

    To be fair to Lalas, almost all of the Mexican fans at the game live in the United States and some are Americans.  It's almost impossible to overstate the insecurity of the average Mexican soccer fan

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#1302

Imagine winning the champions league and then having your next game be next to Yueill and Lletget and trying to cover up their shittiness for 90 mins

#1308

He hasn't been our best player - and he isn't out best player - but Sargent has impressed me the most so far in terms of what I had down for all of these guys going into the match. 

And I think CP just broke that dude's ankles.

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#1309

Why are there 4 random blonde chicks working the stretcher? Wtf is going on? I feel like I'm watching a sitcom parody a soccer game. 

#1312
Just now, ztejas said:

Why are there 4 random blonde chicks working the stretcher? Wtf is going on? I feel like I'm watching a sitcom parody a soccer game. 

I'm sure I've watched porn with that type of theme before.

#1313
Just now, ztejas said:

Why are there 4 random blonde chicks working the stretcher? Wtf is going on? I feel like I'm watching a sitcom parody a soccer game. 

This ☝️My anger at Honduras bullshit flopping subsided when I saw them show up and bend down multiple times to carry his sorry ass off the pitch! 

#1314

All girl stretcher crew? Maybe some gamesmanship to play on the Latin machismo... don't be carried off the field by 4 girls?

... and yet, there he went.

#1319

One of these chicks is wearing dirty slip on vans. This is the least professional shit I've ever seen. Or, I guess, in other words, the most CONCACAF shit ever.

#1323

This is complete horseshit.  Between the officiating, diving, and American coaching, no wonder this stupid ass game is on some no-name channel.

#1324

I'm glad I'm not watching this with someone that's trying to get into soccer. I'd be so embarrassed.

#1328

This is an unwatchable product.
 

5 stretchers. Disgusting tackles that Starvin Marvin misses right in front of him. Players on the deck every 2 minutes. Look forward to this A+ crew adding only 3 minutes of injury time. 

#1331

Fly from Switzerland to Denver 4 days ago.

Play at altitude.

Create like 2 entire scoring chances.

Go ahead and play 75+ mins without a sub.  Well done Berhalter.

#1337

Every salaried employee of this organization needs to burn at the stake. Not including any of the players. 

#1339

Reggie Cannon coming in for Antonee Robinson is a net negative.

Jordan Siebatcheu coming in for Josh Sargent is also a net negative.

 

#1342
1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

It's like watching Tom Herman coach. 

That's an insult to Herman. I had way more fun watching his Texas teams than this garbage.

#1344
1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Wait a sec.  I missed it.  Did we just sub in 3 players without pulling out Lletget OR Yuell?

Yes. And we subbed in someone named Profar or Profuk or some shit. 

#1346
2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Don't we have to play Yusah today or Sunday to cap him for good?  Let's fuck around and not even accomplish that.

Musah would have been a better option than Yueill or even Lletget.

2 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

Does GERG know that we have to go to PKs after this? would have kept sarge on.

Agreed. Honduras is fancying their chances with PKs.

#1348

Nice pass Cannon. I mean, you shouldn't even be on the pitch so it's hard for me to blame you. 

#1350
2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Pulisic is our best player. Has he had a meaningful touch in the last 20 minutes?

I didn’t even realize he was in the game. 

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