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What the fuck are these refs smoking. That's a clear yellow. 
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Imagine winning the champions league and then having your next game be next to Yueill and Lletget and trying to cover up their shittiness for 90 mins

Another poor set piece from Lleget. We just going to keep letting him hoof it in there, Greg? 

Beerholder is worthless. He insists on having Lletget take set piece kicks.

He hasn't been our best player - and he isn't out best player - but Sargent has impressed me the most so far in terms of what I had down for all of these guys going into the match. 

And I think CP just broke that dude's ankles.

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Why are there 4 random blonde chicks working the stretcher? Wtf is going on? I feel like I'm watching a sitcom parody a soccer game. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Why are there 4 random blonde chicks working the stretcher? Wtf is going on? I feel like I'm watching a sitcom parody a soccer game. 

I'm sure I've watched porn with that type of theme before.

Just now, ztejas said:

Why are there 4 random blonde chicks working the stretcher? Wtf is going on? I feel like I'm watching a sitcom parody a soccer game. 

This ☝️My anger at Honduras bullshit flopping subsided when I saw them show up and bend down multiple times to carry his sorry ass off the pitch! 

All girl stretcher crew? Maybe some gamesmanship to play on the Latin machismo... don't be carried off the field by 4 girls?

... and yet, there he went.

This subbing by Honduras won't break American possession or momentum. Nice try Uruguayo.

If we lose whatever this stupid competition is, will Greg be fired? Might be a net benefit. 

One of these chicks is wearing dirty slip on vans. This is the least professional shit I've ever seen. Or, I guess, in other words, the most CONCACAF shit ever.

I hate playing these shit teams that have players that make $300 a week. They don’t care about blowing out an opponents knee. 

What if Lletget just netted one from like 32 yards out 

This is complete horseshit.  Between the officiating, diving, and American coaching, no wonder this stupid ass game is on some no-name channel.

I'm glad I'm not watching this with someone that's trying to get into soccer. I'd be so embarrassed.

Now an all boys medical team from Honduras. Gotta keep their female fans engaged I guess.

This is an unwatchable product.
 

5 stretchers. Disgusting tackles that Starvin Marvin misses right in front of him. Players on the deck every 2 minutes. Look forward to this A+ crew adding only 3 minutes of injury time. 

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lulz.  Cannon is the sub.

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Fly from Switzerland to Denver 4 days ago.

Play at altitude.

Create like 2 entire scoring chances.

Go ahead and play 75+ mins without a sub.  Well done Berhalter.

Hey, at least they hurt Reyna, who's worth more than their nation's GDP. 

I'm laughing now.  It's like watching Tom Herman coach.  Yuell has done absolutely nothing but give away the ball.

Don't like either of those subs.  For me, two of our more active players in the game.

Every salaried employee of this organization needs to burn at the stake. Not including any of the players. 

Don't we have to play Yusah today or Sunday to cap him for good?  Let's fuck around and not even accomplish that.

Reggie Cannon coming in for Antonee Robinson is a net negative.

Jordan Siebatcheu coming in for Josh Sargent is also a net negative.

 

Does GERG know that we have to go to PKs after this? would have kept sarge on.

Seriously, who is this fucking spare Yueill? He belongs no where near this team. 

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

It's like watching Tom Herman coach. 

That's an insult to Herman. I had way more fun watching his Texas teams than this garbage.

Wait a sec.  I missed it.  Did we just sub in 3 players without pulling out Lletget OR Yuell?

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Wait a sec.  I missed it.  Did we just sub in 3 players without pulling out Lletget OR Yuell?

Yes. And we subbed in someone named Profar or Profuk or some shit. 

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Don't we have to play Yusah today or Sunday to cap him for good?  Let's fuck around and not even accomplish that.

Musah would have been a better option than Yueill or even Lletget.

2 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

Does GERG know that we have to go to PKs after this? would have kept sarge on.

Agreed. Honduras is fancying their chances with PKs.

Nice pass Cannon. I mean, you shouldn't even be on the pitch so it's hard for me to blame you. 

How are we so susceptible to the counter attack when Honduras play 9 behind the ball? I blame shitty coaching. 

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Pulisic is our best player. Has he had a meaningful touch in the last 20 minutes?

I didn’t even realize he was in the game. 

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