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  • alincoln
    alincoln

    To be fair to Lalas, almost all of the Mexican fans at the game live in the United States and some are Americans.  It's almost impossible to overstate the insecurity of the average Mexican soccer fan

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#1865
Just now, Jersey Man10 said:

Congrats aggy, finally beating big bad Mexico.

Sucks it had to end but hell of a game.

TAKE THE L PUSSY!

#1866

Legendary win. CP is a gangster. So are Horvath and McKennie. And Reyna has more pure talent than anyone I've ever seen wear this shit. 

#1869
Just now, Jersey Man10 said:

Congrats aggy, finally beating big bad Mexico.

Sucks it had to end but hell of a game.

Did you walk by a woman and cum in your pants again you fucking bitch 

#1870

Watching a CONCACAF match is like 13 anxiety, booze-filled hours in Tijuana 

Edited by ztejas

#1872
2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

The security in this stadium sucks lmao

dude, your fanbase has been hoaring it up from coast to coast in every stadium in the united states for 30 years.

the only time you get locked down is in columbus and salt lake city.... and the 2-2 draw in '97 at foxboro.  that's it.  DOZENS of displays like this, and our federation allows it to happen so they can take your money at the expense of their own constituents (i.e., us supporters).

i know, i've lived it live on 8 occaisions.

#1873
1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

zepol is gonna get in a fight tonight and kick some Mexican’s ass. 

He's going to beat himself up?

#1874
Congrats aggy, finally beating big bad Mexico.

Sucks it had to end but hell of a game.

What a bitch statement. Lose the game then we’re aggy? Good one.
#1876
2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Congrats aggy, finally beating big bad Mexico.

Sucks it had to end but hell of a game.

el tri are aggy

the parallels of bitchassedness when confronted with cognitive dissonance are uncanny

#1877
2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Congrats aggy, finally beating big bad Mexico.

Sucks it had to end but hell of a game.

Hahaha! Where’s @JNip? Are you the only El Tri fan on this thread?

#1878
1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Hahaha! Where’s @JNip? Are you the only El Tri fan on this thread?

He called out Pulisic for not being involved and then Pulisic ripped the ball right through his vagina.

#1881
1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Hahaha! Where’s @JNip? Are you the only El Tri fan on this thread?

Good question. I'm not sure his old man will be able to weather this storm. fisticuffs

#1882
5 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

This is unacceptable. Concacaf is a joke if they don’t ban Mexico fans from a bunch of matches. 

the answer is simple.  if you want to enter a match in the us wearing tri kit or tri colors, you pay a $100 stipend for the extra law enforcement that will arrest you when you misbehave.

if you survive to exit on your own accord, you get your $100 back.

us fans will gladly reciprocate by paying a $100 stipend for extra security at azteca, and any fan hit by a projectile gets their $100 back from the contract security.

#1886
14 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Congrats aggy, finally beating big bad Mexico.

Sucks it had to end but hell of a game.

Don’t go drown in your sorrows at the scrip club playa!   Those sorrows will be in your jeans when you can’t handle it 

Edited by Trey3216

#1890
3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

If @JNip actually shows in this thread, I will call him a PUTO on behalf of his classless team and his fanbase!

i will be asking immamac to change jnip's label to PUTO until jnip provides sufficient capitulation under terms and conditions to be made up as we go along.

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#1891
Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Do they really need a full fledged trophy presentation for this?

No. 
 

…pero bueno, no?

#1892
Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

i will be asking immamac to change jnip's label to PUTO until jnip provides sufficient capitulation under terms and conditions to be made up as we go along.

I haven't heard from him much after Chelsea laid that ass whipping on Real in the semis. 

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#1894

UniMas just cut away to a movie right as the USMNT was walking towards the platform to get their medals. 

What fucking ***os!

#1896
7 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Don’t go for own in your sorrows at the scrip club playa!   Those sorrows will be in your jeans when you can’t handle it 

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#1897
4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Do they really need a full fledged trophy presentation for this?

YES

Especially since they have the silver medals for the Mexican team

Edited by Captain Ron

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#1900
Just now, LonghornSean said:

So guys, is this a good time to ask, what the fuck is the CONCACAF Nations league?

As I told a friend…

 

It is a new thing to make friendlies worth watching. Every confederation has Nations League matches and you can get promoted to the first level and fall to the second or third level. 

Keeping the piddly nations focused on climbing out of the dregs rather than on how the first world/developed countries are raping their natural resources while their infant mortality rate is 10 times that of Germany’s. 

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