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1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

See post #2883, sir.

We were both responding to what KK posted. You know that I am aware of how we should line up and I know that you are aware of the same. And that is what we are doing. 

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I’m on hesgoal stream. 
no commentary and all I hear is crowd and fireworks 

I’m on hesgoal stream. 
no commentary and all I hear is crowd and fireworks 
The play by play guy on CBSSN is boring af. No enthusiasm at all
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

We were both responding to what KK posted. You know that I am aware of how we should line up and I know that you are aware of the same. And that is what we are doing. 

Except by the time you posted that, the match had started, so it was unnecessary.

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Bruh.  12. You gotta bury that!

Didn't read the ball well.

ES is hopelessly outclassed. I'll be disappointed with anything short of a 2 goal win. 

6 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Bruh.  12. You gotta bury that!

Yep. Come on

Can we stop handing them corners? Good lord. 

Ream is a four letter word

 

14 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Does the pitch seem a little narrow, or are the trying to keep the well behaved fans behind the fences a little farther back... or both?

107 x 68.5 a touch bigger than FIFA regulation (68 x 105).

 

11 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:
12 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:
I’m on hesgoal stream. 
no commentary and all I hear is crowd and fireworks 

The play by play guy on CBSSN is boring af. No enthusiasm at all

He's trying to be like an English announcer and just sucking. He really doesn't have a lot of energy.

Our lack of chemistry is frustrating. 

This jailhouse workout yard turned soccer stadium is pretty sweet. You could pump some serious iron with the genpop out there.

I was about to say I am liking this sustained possession, and then we dribble it out of bounds.

I was about to say I am liking this sustained possession, and then we dribble it out of bounds.

Just now, Captain Ron said:

I was about to say I am liking this sustained possession, and then we dribble it out of bounds.

Say it again

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Our lack of chemistry is frustrating. 

 

The 2-3 days together really shows.

 

I know Beerholder wanted to rest up the team, but the Gold Cup could have really been used to build some chemestry.

El Salvador’s back line is going to botch one tonight at some point.

In case anyone's feeling dumb today, I was watching on a bootleg stream and just realized that it's on Paramount plus which I was already paying for. 

4 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

This jailhouse workout yard turned soccer stadium is pretty sweet. You could pump some serious iron with the genpop out there.

I bet they have some killer blow in the stands. 

These refs suck cock. Expected. 

CONCACAF sucks. US Soccer needs to move to the SEC!

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

These refs suck cock. Expected. 

Fucking Central American refs where unless the guy pulls a knife, it's not a foul.

Berhalter is starting to lose me. 200M (at least) on the pitch and no one knows what the fuck they're doing. 

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1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I missed the first 5 mins.  Do we have a shot on goal yet?

Search in your heart. You'll find the answer. 

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I missed the first 5 mins.  Do we have a shot on goal yet?

3 shots 1 on target.

 

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I guess Dest did put one on target but it was a routine save. 

What the fuck are we doing? Find your teammates. Jesus fuck. You aren't 14 and this isn't a select tournament. 

We're just not very precise right now. Service is being skied thru the box, passes are off the mark, showing too much of the ball when in possession, etc. ES is pressing aggressively, and it'll be interesting to see if they can maintain it. But our guys need to settle and trust their basic skill sets.

Adams channeling his inner Pulisic.

Just now, ztejas said:

What the fuck are we doing? Find your teammates. Jesus fuck. You aren't 14 and this isn't a select tournament. 

 

This tight schedule is really making not using the Gold Cup to build chemistry look really moronic.

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

We're just not very precise right now. Service is being skied thru the box, passes are off the mark, showing too much of the ball when in possession, etc. ES is pressing aggressively, and it'll be interesting to see if they can maintain it. But our guys need to settle and trust their basic skill sets.

Aaronson has been wasteful with possession. Dest has not been good. His defending skills are relatively poor.

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

We're just not very precise right now. Service is being skied thru the box, passes are off the mark, showing too much of the ball when in possession, etc. ES is pressing aggressively, and it'll be interesting to see if they can maintain it. But our guys need to settle and trust their basic skill sets.

Being half a touch off is less damning when you are keeping your head up and playing your teammates in. Unfortunately we are doing the latter and not doing the former which isn't a good recipe. 

We have to make the most of these set pieces, if we are not going to have great open play.

we really miss Pulisic.  it's like everybody is trying to do too much individually in his absence.

Sargent was just a little behind on that shot, looked like it was behind him when he shot.

That was a great opening 45 ... if you're a Cuzcalteco. ES is doing a great job of maintaining shape, staying disciplined, and closing us down. Our midfield isn't getting it done right now.

Clint's forehead looks weird, almost as if he got Botox on the left side and didn't get it on the right side.

Me and Kate Abdo are going to get married. On top of a mountain. And their will be flutes playing. And trombones and garlands and flowers and you won't be invited!

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