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And if it is a sister, who fives a shit.  Now if it is a wife or girlfriend, thats a different thing.

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    To be fair to Lalas, almost all of the Mexican fans at the game live in the United States and some are Americans.  It's almost impossible to overstate the insecurity of the average Mexican soccer fan

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20 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

And if it is a sister, who fives a shit.  Now if it is a wife or girlfriend, thats a different thing.

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Too soon.

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As a side, this picture makes me hate the generic Adidas MLS jersey more now.

3 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

 

So has anyone said/rumored what McKennie did? On a Juve fan site, they said this:

But given LD is saying, that seems pretty tame.

I never am able to hear what LD says because he sounds like a 24 year old NPR female reporter with a bad case of vocal fry.  

3 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

I never am able to hear what LD says because he sounds like a 24 year old NPR female reporter with a bad case of vocal fry.  

And yet he sounds 10X better than he did when he first retired and tried working in broadcasting. 

I hate him but maybe he's confirming the alleged rumors.

 

I didn’t think Adams would start again, but after Jesse March’s liked tweet, maybe Ggg gives him the middle finger 

51 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Who is this hatin ass bitch? Her feed is cancer.

6 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

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Kinda what it feels like rn, if I'm honest.

Hey. Keep your chin up sport. 

Haha I'm trying. Imagine we'll pull through, even with a loss tomorrow, but this McKennie nonsense and fuckery from CONCACAF and Honduras is adding insult to injury.

3 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Haha I'm trying. Imagine we'll pull through, even with a loss tomorrow, but this McKennie nonsense and fuckery from CONCACAF and Honduras is adding insult to injury.

If we lose tomorrow... I mean I don't even know what hyperbolic statement to make here. I'm just going to refuse to believe that. 

Italians try and fuck everything that moves. Weston will probably get a banquet in his honor when he returns. 

But still... can we get through the first fucking window without breaking team rules? One of the issues with this team is that all of the young guys are better than the old guys and not likely to listen or respect any wisdom being sent their way. The old guys are also probably less likely to even dole that wisdom out. 

Pulisic is so fucking key to this entire thing. He has this team on his shoulders but at some point he's going to need to understand that he can't just show up and play well. He needs to hold these guys accountable and make his teammates better. He has the most big time soccer experience of anyone on this team by far. 

To ask that of a 22 year old is completely unfair but it seems to be our reality under this HC. Let's hope he's game for it. 

Fuck this Weston shit. Smashed bitches in Nashville? Ok cool

Who is this hatin ass bitch? Her feed is cancer.

Is the rumor that she needs to eat a sandwich? Because that ain’t a rumor.
6 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Fuck this Weston shit. Smashed bitches in Nashville? Ok cool

I'm not gonna hate on him too hard but rules are rules for a reason. If he gets covid and gives it to a few other guys we could be fucked really quickly. 

On 9/6/2021 at 6:41 PM, Bottlecap said:

MAN FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK GERGG

Yep.  I'm starting to buy into the idea that Gergg is going to cost us a WC appearance with his mouthbreathing ignorance.   

38 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Yep.  I'm starting to buy into the idea that Gergg is going to cost us a WC appearance with his mouthbreathing ignorance.   

And it’s the worst kind of ignorance. He thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room and that other people simply can’t comprehend his tactical brilliance. But in reality, he’s in way over his head, totally unprepared, and not as smart as he thinks he is. So in other words, he’s Tom Herman. 

4 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

And it’s the worst kind of ignorance. He thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room and that other people simply can’t comprehend his tactical brilliance. But in reality, he’s in way over his head, totally unprepared, and not as smart as he thinks he is. So in other words, he’s Tom Herman. 

I did say Mouthbreathing.  That includes blissfully unaware or vociferously willful of their ignorance.  

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19 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

FFS

 

 

What in the fuck??

Anyone know a bar in East Dallas that has Paramount+?

3 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Pepi better play tonight

I think he plays tonight, but only because Gergg's hand is being forced. Honestly, Pepi should have featured in the previous two fixtures. There was no reason he couldn't have gotten at least fifteen minutes on the pitch.

16 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

There was no reason he couldn't have gotten at least fifteen minutes on the pitch.

Or, you know, 90.

If we are gassed and Gerg doesn't get the subs up immediately, I might not have a functioning TV tomorrow. 

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22 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

I will say again…

If we are playing TWO up front, then we should absolutely play two who play together for club if possible. 

In October I want to see Pepi & Jesus up front. Sargent or Hoppe can play one wing and Puli can play the other. 
 

(Bench Dest, because he sucks in CONCACAF.

Cannon & A. Robinson on the sides in the back. Make it fucking happen!

21 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Like I said the other night…lose this match and Gergg needs to be either on the hottest of hot seats or straight fired.   

So... good news first - Pepsi is starting.

Bad news... McKenzie and Bello are on the pitch.

Acosta playing midfield maybe? There's 5 backs in that XI. 

anyone have a stream for this?

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Acosta playing midfield maybe? There's 5 backs in that XI. 

Acosta can play back, but he's primarily a midfielder.

8 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Acosta can play back, but he's primarily a midfielder.

True. I guess it's stuck in my head that he's a back - maybe because we played him there more often at the beginning of his intl career. 

so telemundo's going to have this thing from the first minute aren't they.  hate how they say the start time is 830.

oh i thought it was an 8:30 central kick

1 minute ago, gsoda3 said:

oh i thought it was an 8:30 central kick

No - it's at 9:30 because Honduras is apparently in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. I thought it was to the East of the central US if anything but guess I need to sharpen up on my geography. 

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