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I hope Sargent doesn't shit the bed again

2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Forget it, Jake. It's CONCACAF.

They are actually an hour behind us because of DST. But it isn't as funny if you make that clarification (and 8:30 is still late).

Have decent cameras and microphones not made it to central America yet?

Christ.

Apologies to my Honduran friends, but that's one of the worst national anthems I've ever heard.

This lineup is fucking retarded. Gerg should be fired just for running this stupid shit out. 

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No - it's at 9:30 because Honduras is apparently in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. I thought it was to the East of the central US if anything but guess I need to sharpen up on my geography. 

Honduras is basically due south of New Orleans. Costa Rica is even further east, more like directly  below the Florida panhandle. I never realized any of this until watching a flight map flying Costa Rica to Houston and being so confused that the plane had a NW track for 3 hours. Then it gets really weird in Panama. When you transit the Panama Canal from the Atlantic to the Pacific you are traveling southeast. Central America be crazy. I guess I didn’t pay much attention in world geography and just equated the Pacific Ocean with California and west.

1 minute ago, justhookit said:

Honduras is basically due south of New Orleans. Costa Rica is even further east, more like directly  below the Florida panhandle. I never realized any of this until watching a flight map flying Costa Rica to Houston and being so confused that the plane had a NW track for 3 hours. Then it gets really weird in Panama. When you transit the Panama Canal from the Atlantic to the Pacific you are traveling southeast. Central America be crazy. I guess I didn’t pay much attention in world geography and just equated the Pacific Ocean with California and west.

I have a good idea where most stuff in the Americas is. I was just kidding because the start time is so late. 

Adams can you please not pick up a yellow 3 minutes in? Thanks.

McKenzie is so fucking bad. 

Just now, ztejas said:

McKenzie is so fucking bad. 

That’s just a horrendous turnover 

9 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Apologies to my Honduran friends, but that's one of the worst national anthems I've ever heard.

It sounded like they were making it up on the spot

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Gotta do better there Sargent. 

You will say this a lot

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Teammates taking each other out does not warrant an immediate stoppage like that, imo.


i thought it could have been a head injury. So him stopping it isn’t a surprise. 

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

He does nothing for me. 

He's playing out of position tonight to be fair.

 

What. The. Fuck. Is. That. Sound. 
2010 says hi.

Can’t wait for the Twellman and Lalas rants 🤮

Edited by Sal

I actually don’t mind this line up simply because Pepi gets cap tied and Lleget and Yuell not on field. 

5 across the back against Honduras when you have Pulisic on one of the wings may be one of the stupidest things I've ever seen a US manager do. We have multiple guys sitting around not doing shit. 

 

If Sargent is known for his hustle than maybe hustle when you have an actual chance of scoring. 

Just now, ztejas said:

5 across the back against Honduras when you have Pulisic on one of the wings may be one of the stupidest things I've ever seen a US manager do. We have multiple guys sitting around not doing shit. 

 

something about ties on the road and ties at home...

 

 

10 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

He does nothing for me. 

Same. Not a fan at all

Absolute trash by Bello. What the fuck are you doing?

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

something about ties on the road and ties at home...

 

 

That shit should have gone out the window when we didn't qualify for the world cup

Wow this is BAD. we're playing wo a midfield and Pepinis basically playing a false 9 so hes out of position when we have a rare attack. FUCK GERGGGG

Pulisic is going to have to do literally everything apparently. 

1 minute ago, Bottlecap said:

Wow this is BAD. we're playing wo a midfield and Pepinis basically playing a false 9 so hes out of position when we have a rare attack. FUCK GERGGGG

Yeah but at least we're hiding our best midfielder as a right wingback!

2 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

Wow this is BAD. we're playing wo a midfield and Pepinis basically playing a false 9 so hes out of position when we have a rare attack. FUCK GERGGGG

Yep these fucking ties we have had are due to the players overcoming his bullshit. Fuck that mfer

Wow. That “switch” attempt by Robinson was laughably bad. 
Everything about this qualifying campaign has been laughably bad (so far)
Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Come on Pepi!!!!

That was bad, bad enough that I think he redeems himself shortly. 

Impressed with Pepi so far. Excellent workrate and one of the few who seems composed. Not his fault that he's having to track back to our defending half because Honduras is dominating midfield.

So we’re not marking runners right up the gd middle?

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