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    To be fair to Lalas, almost all of the Mexican fans at the game live in the United States and some are Americans.  It's almost impossible to overstate the insecurity of the average Mexican soccer fan

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Fuck yeah!!!!!!Pepi!!!!

Give this kid service and watch him go. 

I think Aaronson was off lol. Karma's a bitch. 

pepi is such a good finisher. Musah is fantastic in the middle man i love this

Imagine this lineup with Pulisic instead of Arriola. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Imagine this lineup with Pulisic instead of Arriola. 

Or Reyna 

Pepi, Musah, and Aaronson have solidified their spots in the starting 11 when we get to Qatar.  they've been electric.

2 minutes ago, Kdub said:

Or Reyna 

Girl Why Dont We Have Both GIF

I keep thinking Weah is a 9. 

Is he still at Lille?

Edited by ztejas

Not to jinx it... and yes "it's Jamaica"... but we haven't been complaining about our back line tonight.

They've been quietly efficient.

5 minutes ago, Kdub said:

Or Reyna 

Reyna would actually be much better in midfield. It's where Dortmund is playing him more often these days.

Obligatory:

Major League Soccer on Twitter: "The Pepi train has left the station. 🚂  https://t.co/9hLQiVnAhx"

1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:

Not to jinx it... and yes "it's Jamaica"... but we haven't been complaining about our back line tonight.

They've been quietly efficient.

Zimmerman has been great tonight. 

Nice little shot there by Nipple. 

These fucking refs. Clown show. 

Looks like a cramp. 

 

 

 

Please be a cramp...

Or a knock he picked up on that last one. 

Edited by ztejas

Just now, ztejas said:

Looks like a cramp. 

 

 

 

Please be a cramp...

Nothing a baguette can't fix.

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Nothing a baguette can't fix.

Rub some warm, smoky brisket on it. 

Man Weston has been good tonight. 

Weah. Great cross.

Demo Man. Couldn't stick out a foot.

Pepi would have had a hat trick. 

2 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

This Weah dude is kinda fast, ain't he.

He's done nothing but give them fits since he came in. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Zardes

bbc what GIF

I would be interested to see Weah at striker considering how he's running circles around Jamaica.

In 2 games Pepi has put everything away that Sargent has missed 
Yeah, Sargent is relegated to friendlies and Gold Cup at this point.

Twellman is so fucking stupid it hurts. 

Twellman is so fucking stupid it hurts. 
Could be worse. Could be Lalas.
1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:
3 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:
In 2 games Pepi has put everything away that Sargent has missed 

Yeah, Sargent is relegated to friendlies and Gold Cup at this point.

Lol, you would rather have Nipple on the roster over Sargent? Okay.

3 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

In 2 games Pepi has put everything away that Sargent has missed 

Zardes has entered the chat. 

Lol, you would rather have Nipple on the roster over Sargent? Okay.
U don't know.
1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:
2 minutes ago, ztejas said:
Twellman is so fucking stupid it hurts. 

Could be worse. Could be Lalas.

Lalas is more of a cunt but I don't think his takes are as dumb. 

 

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Arriola is such a drop off from our real talent. 

He's been clearly the worst player on the pitch and has gone all 90. Berhalter still needs to let some old habits die.

I wonder if Nipple would be willing to move to the 6.  For all his shortcomings he has a hell of a motor and it would be great to have some depth behind Adams. He just doesn’t have a first touch or shot to play up front.

Could be worse. Could be Lalas.

Remember when Fox was trying to integrate Gus Johnson into the Champions League?


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