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    To be fair to Lalas, almost all of the Mexican fans at the game live in the United States and some are Americans.  It's almost impossible to overstate the insecurity of the average Mexican soccer fan

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Just forfeit the game if you're going to be too much of a pussy to give good players run because you're trying to rest them or some stupid shit. 

It isn't like we fucking missed the WC last time or anything. No need to try that hard. 

Make it their clubs problem. If they don't like it tell 'em to fuck off. This is more important.

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Greg is gonna sit on subs until it’s way too late again, isn’t he?

Greg is gonna sit on subs until it’s way too late again, isn’t he?
Narrator: It's already too late.

This entire weekend is turning out to be a beating. I'm pretty numb at this point. 

Moore did not have a good outing. At all.

OK, boys, we're all subbed in. Now go bail Gergg out.

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lulz.  Weah off. Lletget stays.

Weah is too young and athletic to play a full 90. He might wear out the defense too much. 

I think the Panama assistant coach needed a few more sponsors on the back of his shirt.

Bello, lleget, roldan Acosta, nipple should not get minutes in WCQ

Berhalter is a fucking moron, we win despite his dumbass

Zardes, Lleget, Moore, Bello. Those four have detracted more from our effort than added. So frustrating when you have an immediate upgrade sitting 20 yards away. 

Man, that was a weak goal. Weird. Essentially the third Olimipico that Panama tried. Makes me wonder if their coach saw something in how Turner and the US defends corners.

1 minute ago, Kdub said:

Berhalter is a fucking moron, we win despite his dumbass


he should have been fired for that fucking potato formation he played in the first half against Honduras. 
 

we don’t have enough talent to play a bunch of spare MLS players in a road match. This is trash soccer with a trash manager. 

Seems like even the slightest bit of offensive urgency would be warranted, no?

Can we not get these guys off the fucking pitch? Jesus Christ. 

2 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Seems like even the slightest bit of offensive urgency would be warranted, no?

Hard to have offensive urgency when you have such offensive coaching tactics.  Gergg went full on aggy Cletus today. 

This delay is regarded, come on, you bumped heads. Suck it up pussies

6 minutes away from witnessing the US’ first ever loss to Panama in World Cup Qualifying. 
 

well deserved loss at this rate. 

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Roldan is so GD bad.  I just don't understand him being on the pitch.

At this point it will take the USMNT to not qualify for the '22 WC to get rid of these MLS spares and their snake oil salesman handler, Berhalter.

NOTE: I want the USMNT to qualify and advance out of the group stage.

Since it's almost assured that USSF will only hire an American coach, have to keep fingers crossed for the likes of Marsch and Matarazzo.

 

I'm out. If they score cool. Done watching this shit show. 

Berhalter is the Tom Herman of soccer managers

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Just now, Sal said:

Berhalter is the Tom Herman of soccer coaches

Herman is way better. He didn’t get hired because his brother in law was the head of marketing like fuckhead Berkshowalter. 

Just now, Sal said:

Berhalter is the Charlie Strong of soccer managers

FIFY

Berhalter is the Tom Herman of soccer managers
Without the blinding intellect.

/sarcasm

A pair of five-minute delays since the 78th minute ... so I'm sure the match referee will add about 4 minutes to make up for it.

What the fuck is going on?

Is this like when Aggy players pretend to be hurt to kill clock and give themselves a breather?

We need like 20 minutes of stoppage time at this point.

JFC you have 7 minutes, you don’t need to do blind punts yet. 

I’ve seen people that have had robot hands installed that have more cohesion immediately after the implant than this piece of shit lineup had today. 

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Seven?  Seven minutes after all that?

 


7 minutes or 27 minutes. What are we going to do either way? Just put this shit game out of it’s misery. 

Can we fire shithalter?

Ninety-sixth minute and still not a shot on goal.
Let that simmer.
Pitch invader had more shots on goal than we did.

I think next match we should start Altidore and Bobby Wood up top and put Kyle Beckerman on the back line. 

Maybe mix it up and give Wondo 15 mins off the bench if things aren't working. 

Lol, my man had multiple pitch invasions and bullshit delays and hit the whistle dead on 7.

Dear US Soccer.  Cut the bullshit nepotism and hire a real coach.  This is complete horseshit.

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