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Any of you twitter pros seeing reactions from the current roster to Sark?  I've only seen Bijan's.    I'm an admitted twitter dunce, so any links/screenshots are appreciated. 

We have a thread for this already in 9.95

Here 

 

Edited by ztejas

Bijan, Troy Omeire, Josh Moore all had hookem emoji’s and seemed excited on the Texas Instagram account.  Get the leaders to buy in and the rest will follow.

13 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Reports are everyone is buying in, except Cade Brewer has decided to binge ice cream and quit working out while shouting “What’s the use?!?” to random passersby.  

Derka?

21 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Reports are everyone is buying in, except Cade Brewer has decided to binge ice cream and quit working out while shouting “What’s the use?!?” to random passersby.  

Bijon is probably saying I bet this muthafucka won't use me 5 times a game. 

21 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Reports are everyone is buying in, except Cade Brewer has decided to binge ice cream and quit working out while shouting “What’s the use?!?” to random passersby.  

He made a tackler miss during the bowl game. His career is complete. 

3 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Bijon is probably saying I bet this muthafucka won't use me 5 times a game. 

New nickname Spicy Bijan 

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I'd like to hear how Bama players are responding to this news.

“Steve who?”

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I'd like to hear how Bama players are responding to this news.

I can help you out w/that and save you some time:

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7 hours ago, victory88 said:

Bijan, Troy Omeire, Josh Moore all had hookem emoji’s and seemed excited on the Texas Instagram account.  Get the leaders to buy in and the rest will follow.

Emoji's what?

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2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Maybe Ja’Quinden Jackson comes out of the transfer portal now 

He is out of the transfer portal. He ended up at Utah.

8 hours ago, Red Five said:


Gotta admit, “Spicy Robinson” is a pretty great name.

 Better than Mrs Robinson but I mean there would be a fantastic song to go with the name.

I would think the Texas offensive players would be pretty excited about the hiring of Sark. I honestly think he will be a good coach for UT. Hopefully the politics won't derail things. 

17 hours ago, Red Five said:


Gotta admit, “Spicy Robinson” is a pretty great name.

Smokey's brother?

8 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

I wonder how Brennan Eagles feels now about declaring.

He probably feels that he was beat out by a freshman Troy Omeire last fall and would probably be backing him up next year.

15 minutes ago, victory88 said:

He probably feels that he was beat out by a freshman Troy Omeire last fall and would probably be backing up Ja’Tavion Sanders next year.

FIFY :)

21 minutes ago, victory88 said:

He probably feels that he was beat out by a freshman Troy Omeire last fall and would probably be backing up Ja’Tavion Sanders next year.

FIFY :)

I heard Kersetter has been roaming the streets in San Antonio looking for a Colorado player to blindside.  He’s pretty upset.  

2 hours ago, stork642 said:

I heard Kersetter has been roaming the streets in San Antonio looking for a Colorado player to blindside.  He’s pretty upset.  

Man, getting hit by a guy in a wheelchair can really hurt the shins

21 hours ago, MIkeHoncho said:

Any of you twitter pros seeing reactions from the current roster to Sark?  I've only seen Bijan's.    I'm an admitted twitter dunce, so any links/screenshots are appreciated.

What did Bijan say?

From a SBNation article:

Texas players were negatively recruiting against Tom Herman

Wescott Eberts

One passage stood out:

Current players are leaving, and recruits are looking elsewhere. Then, Del Conte learned that some players currently on the roster were doing negative recruiting, telling some not to come to UT. It’s not unusual for disgruntled, outgoing players to talk negatively about a coaching staff they don’t like, though.


they probably asked Sark if he could get them autographs of Devonta Smith, Jaylen Waddle, and Patrick Surtain.

I would have to assume that if there was negative recruiting going on and the success Sark has had at Alabama, they would have to be happy. Again, just an assumption. But hopefully stopping the douchey kissing on the lips, burnt breakfast, no helmet stickers shit is a net positive for the team.

5 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

From a SBNation article:

Texas players were negatively recruiting against Tom Herman

Wescott Eberts

One passage stood out:

Current players are leaving, and recruits are looking elsewhere. Then, Del Conte learned that some players currently on the roster were doing negative recruiting, telling some not to come to UT. It’s not unusual for disgruntled, outgoing players to talk negatively about a coaching staff they don’t like, though.

 

“So, I thought, maybe I should wait as long as possible to fire him!”

4 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

From a SBNation article:

Texas players were negatively recruiting against Tom Herman

Wescott Eberts

One passage stood out:

Current players are leaving, and recruits are looking elsewhere. Then, Del Conte learned that some players currently on the roster were doing negative recruiting, telling some not to come to UT. It’s not unusual for disgruntled, outgoing players to talk negatively about a coaching staff they don’t like, though.

 

Del Conte needs to inform Sark of those players.  And those players either need to be kicked off the team or confess and apologize to their teammates.  Fucking gatdamned traitors.

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

We might get some more reaction today - Justin Wells is reporting a team meeting happening right now.

Team meeting at The Aquarium on 6th

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

We might get some more reaction today - Justin Wells is reporting a team meeting happening right now.

I sort of assumed that once the team returned from the bowl game in SA, that they were released until the beginning of the spring semester?

2 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

Del Conte needs to inform Sark of those players.  And those players either need to be kicked off the team or confess and apologize to their teammates.  Fucking gatdamned traitors.

From the comments on that BON article: 

Let’s be honest let’s put the names out.
Sam Elghinger 
Jake Smith 
Keontay Ingram
Xavoin Alford
JaQuin Jackson

 

from comments section of same article.

You have to ask yourself a QB that has been with a Coach for 4yrs

Even tho Sam wasnt Tom’s favorite he always lifted him up to the Media always song praises. Sam on the other hand was always trying to be slick when it came to Tom it started with the injury shit Sam went on his own and said he was hurt Tom kept saying he wasnt. You never undermine your coach and medical staff going rogue like that especially to the press. 2nd it was the "song" we dont need to discuss this again but Sam’s mother was one of the 130 emails sent to Hartzell. How do you think the players in the locker room felt about there "leader" mother saying that they need to stand up straight and sing a song? Lastly has Sam said anything since Tom got fired? No good words like his 4yr head coach has given him time after time? Sam isnt the guy people think he is. Jake Smith is just a follower in my book crying over playing time so oh well I understand why he says things. The black recruits that I named well there transfer bound and once again we know why they decided to negative recruit against us.

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Man, getting hit by a guy in a wheelchair can really hurt the shins

Only if he’s not using his crutch as a lance.

 

 

17 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

From the comments on that BON article: 

Let’s be honest let’s put the names out.
Sam Elghinger 
Jake Smith 
Keontay Ingram
Xavoin Alford
JaQuin Jackson

 

So Fumbles and Hamstring need to apologize or get fucked.

13 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

I wonder how Brennan Eagles feels now about declaring.

I still recall him camping at UT when he was like a HS soph and thinking, "That's the kind of mega-talent we need at WR. Hope he signs with us." Dude was making one-handed snags in drills and doing all sorts of things you didn't see much of then. Of course, after he got to Texas he seemed to punch way under his weight and not physically dominate any DBs consistently. Wasted talent, in my view. Maybe he turns it on in the NFL, but as I don't watch pro ball, I guess I don't care. He failed to be the Longhorn star he should have been. So whatever.

Edited by Gut Wagon

I read the comments at BON when I am trying to kill brain cells and I am all out of methanol.

4 minutes ago, El Hornarino said:

I read the comments at BON when I am trying to kill brain cells and I am all out of methanol.

methanol won’t just kill brain cells. 

I feel like a book about Herman's tenure would be a great read right now, but by the time it would be safe to print I won't give a shit.

23 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Reports are everyone is buying in, except Cade Brewer has decided to binge ice cream and quit working out while shouting “What’s the use?!?” to random passersby.  

Pure fucking gold, amigo. 

2 hours ago, wood said:

What did Bijan say?

He’s already studying the Sark Offense per IG post in the Bijan thread.  I think we’re good there.  

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