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On 1/19/2021 at 9:19 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

This is bullshit. 

Yes, VY might have flamed out quickly in Houston. But we don't know that. The organization had the opportunity to make an Earl Campbell-like draft pick and passed to select a combine warrior. 

If VY didn't work out for the Texans, fans wouldn't have blamed the front office for making the pick. It was a no-lose situation and they fucked it up. 

 

 

 

Lol, don't make a fuck what the fans think, VY would have had a posse of 1,000 in Houston. It would have been a flame out of epic proportions. 

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We need to figure out who is in Janice McNair's old lady friend circle and bribe them to be shun her until she hires a new president. It sounds like a dumb plan but it's not any dumber than interviewing Josh McCown for head coach.

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

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If that's the route the Nose insists on taking, then just hire Caldwell. At least he has a winning record and watched Manning go to a superbowl. 

Had to come and post this.   We really do this now?    I dont even want Bienemy to get the job with that shit show but this is fucking absurd.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, d2o said:

Had to come and post this.

 

 

"If anybody can do it, McCown can" is one of the funniest things I've read this week.

If im watson, jj and our anyone else, i walk into nrg and demand to be traded

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And Daboll hasn't even got an interview...

5 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

 

So maybe let's see him be an offensive coordinator first before we hand a fucking NFL head coaching gig to someone with 

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Coaching experience. 

1 hour ago, The Earl of Texas said:

If you need "an intriguing late addition to active, ongoing search" for your next head coach, your entire front office is a shit show.

Josh McCown isn’t going to be the head coach for the Texans.

Maybe floating McCown is the Mike Stoops of the Texans search. So the actual hire seems a million times better in comparison 

Josh Mccown sucked off Easterby in a press conference earlier this year. That's literally it. That and his complete inexperience and therefore probable complete willingness to have Easterby all up in his shit micromanaging everything. That's why his name has emerged.

 

If they hire Frazier or Caldwell, those dudes have experience running a team and are more likely to fight Easterby on his dumbfuck meddling.

 

Either way, this has to be bordering on some sort of illegal hiring practice.

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Now we’re just all over the place with these rumors but I think this would be a great hire


also, can you be an early favorite when you’re the last team to hire a HC?

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59 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

 

McClain has no credibility at this point, having effectively acted as a mouthpiece for McNair, and openly wondering why fans are so upset with Easterby.

You are all over the place.

I literally LOL’d. I said that once to an ex girlfriend who was on a long rant on how bad a boyfriend I was. There isn’t a more succinct and powerful sentence in the human language.

You might throw the word “Geez” in front for good measure...

seems the Texans have like 6-7 "leading contenders" this week...they seem to be going in a positive direction

25 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

seems the Texans have like 6-7 "leading contenders" this week...they seem to be going in a positive direction

I guess when you are the last HC job open you don’t have to worry about someone else stealing your prom date?

5 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

I guess when you are the last HC job open you don’t have to worry about someone else stealing your prom date?

It also helps when you're interviewing and considering candidates no one else wanted.

Josh Mccown sucked off Easterby in a press conference earlier this year. That's literally it. That and his complete inexperience and therefore probable complete willingness to have Easterby all up in his shit micromanaging everything. That's why his name has emerged.
 
If they hire Frazier or Caldwell, those dudes have experience running a team and are more likely to fight Easterby on his dumbfuck meddling.
 
Either way, this has to be bordering on some sort of illegal hiring practice.

McCown is also a very vocal Christian. In any other situation that would be meaningless, but it does feel like Easterby’s fingers are all over this development.

While we're interviewing anyone with a pulse - what is Tom Herman up to? Someone needs to explain to Deshaun how hard winning is.

6 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

 

this makes me want us to hire him.  is that wrong?

Rename the team, Houston Templars. Change colors to white and red and put a cross on the helmet.

If they do hire McCown with no head coaching experience based on his religious views this will be even more of a shit show. Bypass the black candidates, who have experience and hire the white guy who has never coached...

20 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


McCown is also a very vocal Christian. In any other situation that would be meaningless, but it does feel like Easterby’s fingers are all over this development.

I didn’t even think of this angle. McCown is obviously a lock. 

"People question his ability to jump right into a head coaching job and putting the right 11 guys on the field, but like Josh said, did Jesus Christ have any experience before choosing his 12 apostles? That blew Jack and I away. So yeah, that's the reason for signing him to a lifetime contract."

 

But in seriousness I don’t think McCown will be coach here, you always see friends of friends give interviews to help people get their names out there etc. If rumors are true though, he might get his shot as an OC, but with us keeping Tim Kelly, it probably won’t be with us.

For is it’s Eberflus or Bieniemy.

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1 hour ago, TexasGrunt said:

Rename the team, Houston Templars. Change colors to white and red and put a cross on the helmet.

If they do hire McCown with no head coaching experience based on his religious views this will be even more of a shit show. Bypass the black candidates, who have experience and hire the white guy who has never coached...

Too Catholic.

13 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

But in seriousness I don’t think McCown will be coach here, you always see friends of friends give interviews to help people get their names out there etc. If rumors are true though, he might get his shot as an OC, but with us keeping Tim Kelly, it probably won’t be with us.

For is it’s Eberflus or Bieniemy.

I don’t think it’s Bienemy and shouldn’t be if we forced him to keep Kelly. That’s bullshit. 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

I don’t think it’s Bienemy and shouldn’t be if we forced him to keep Kelly. That’s bullshit. 

Kelly was kept at Deshaun’s request, I have almost no doubt about it. If Bieniemy wants his shot, it comes with a very slight caveat, I doubt it’s a dealbreaker for him.

Yesterday’s buzz was a growing consensus Watson is worth three #1’s and a #2 and/or #3. Bonus goes to a team with a top 5-10 pick in 2021. Sam Darnold’s value is being seen as a third round pick. Tua is fringe first/second round value at this point. It is seen as a good thing for the Texans if MIA and NYJ are the top suitors and get into an intradivision bidding war both because they want him and don’t want to play against him twice a year. 

Yesterday’s buzz was a growing consensus Watson is worth three #1’s and a #2 and/or #3. Bonus goes to a team with a top 5-10 pick in 2021. Sam Darnold’s value is being seen as a third round pick. Tua is fringe first/second round value at this point. It is seen as a good thing for the Texans if MIA and NYJ are the top suitors and get into an intradivision bidding war both because they want him and don’t want to play against him twice a year. 

Watson’s trade value is worth the NFL permanently banning Cal McNair from owning one of their franchises.

So weird, the sports media (minus local Houston media) wants a trade to happen so bad.

We will know tomorrow who the coach is depending on who wins the AFC game today.

Where there's smoke, there's fire. And in this case, the house appears to be burning down. It hasn't taken long for Tommy Boy to set fire to his inheritance.

What a fantastic mess of an organization.

28 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Where there's smoke, there's fire. And in this case, the house appears to be burning down. It hasn't taken long for Tommy Boy to set fire to his inheritance.

I think he'll be alright. Mama's worth 4 billion and he's an only child. 

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