January 27, 20214 yr Damnit...I didn’t know anything about David Culley so I was hoping he was young. Nope, he’s 65.
January 27, 20214 yr Pancakes is almost certainly getting his info directly from the team. Spoiler Because general manager Nick Caserio has interviewed only two candidates two times, it seems safe to say the Texans are going to choose between Leslie Frazier and David Culley to become their new head coach – a decision that could come before the weekend. https://www.houstonchronicle.com/texas-sports-nation/john-mcclain/article/McClain-coach-Leslie-Frazier-David-Culley-Texans-15902161.php
January 27, 20214 yr Well Deshaun? We'd love some input, do you like Culley or Frazier you freaking diva? /easterby
January 27, 20214 yr Author 2 hours ago, Hate said: Damnit...I didn’t know anything about David Culley so I was hoping he was young. Nope, he’s 65. He is 65 and has NEVER been a coordinator at any point in his career. Let me repeat that, he has been coaching since the 70s and no one has thought he was coordinator material yet Easterfuck and Caserio have him as a finalist for this job. Do you know how hard it is to be a coach for that long and to never have advanced far enough to be a coordinator. That means for almost 5 full decades, no head coach or organization thought he had what it takes to lead an offense. What a fucking joke.
January 27, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Macklemore said: He is 65 and has NEVER been a coordinator at any point in his career. Let me repeat that, he has been coaching since the 70s and no one has thought he was coordinator material yet Easterfuck and Caserio have him as a finalist for this job. Do you know how hard it is to be a coach for that long and to never have advanced far enough to be a coordinator. That means for almost 5 full decades, no head coach or organization thought he had what it takes to lead an offense. What a fucking joke. Sounds like someone they can control.
January 27, 20214 yr 6 minutes ago, Macklemore said: He is 65 and has NEVER been a coordinator at any point in his career. Let me repeat that, he has been coaching since the 70s and no one has thought he was coordinator material yet Easterfuck and Caserio have him as a finalist for this job. Do you know how hard it is to be a coach for that long and to never have advanced far enough to be a coordinator. That means for almost 5 full decades, no head coach or organization thought he had what it takes to lead an offense. What a fucking joke. He is a man of God who fits the culture.
January 27, 20214 yr I think Culley has same agent as Easterby and Casserio? I saw that mentioned. But yes some they can control and force Kelly on....
January 27, 20214 yr When was the last time McClain has been correct? He has zero connections and zero insight. Hell, that coming from McClain basically ensures it Bieniemy.
January 27, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Fico said: When was the last time McClain has been correct? He has zero connections and zero insight. Hell, that coming from McClain basically ensures it Bieniemy. This is a bad take. McClain is a buffoon in many ways, but he is well sourced with the Texans ownership. Has covered them since day one and never really criticizes them. When he reports something like this, he's getting it directly from McNair.
January 27, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, TexasGrunt said: I think Culley has same agent as Easterby and Casserio? I saw that mentioned. But yes some they can control and force Kelly on.... Watson wants Kelly, has stated such, and he just helped Watson put together a historical statistical season. Keeping Kelly is anything we should be worried about here. There are 1000 other things that need to be addressed prior to any concern with Kelly staying on board. It's also crazy to me that a team chaplain or VP or people of whatever the fuck Easterby was/is, has an agent...
January 27, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, SimkinsMan said: This is a bad take. McClain is a buffoon in many ways, but he is well sourced with the Texans ownership. Has covered them since day one and never really criticizes them. When he reports something like this, he's getting it directly from McNair. He is not well sourced at all and hasn't been in years. Seriously go back and find that last thing that he "broke" that turned out to be accurate.... it doesn't exist.
January 27, 20214 yr 30 minutes ago, Macklemore said: He is 65 and has NEVER been a coordinator at any point in his career. Let me repeat that, he has been coaching since the 70s and no one has thought he was coordinator material yet Easterfuck and Caserio have him as a finalist for this job. Do you know how hard it is to be a coach for that long and to never have advanced far enough to be a coordinator. That means for almost 5 full decades, no head coach or organization thought he had what it takes to lead an offense. What a fucking joke. Cal & Jack: Yeah but he loves Jesus Edited January 27, 20214 yr by Chuckie Finster
January 27, 20214 yr 27 minutes ago, Fico said: He is not well sourced at all and hasn't been in years. Seriously go back and find that last thing that he "broke" that turned out to be accurate.... it doesn't exist. Does Rapoport have zero sources and zero insight too?
January 27, 20214 yr https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/gary-kubiak-describes-texans-candidate-david-culley-as-energy-in-the-building/ar-BB1d9ezn Quote Culley connected with Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson, who’s in a dispute with the team over a lack of input into the hiring process, while coaching him at the Pro Bowl last year with the Ravens’ coaching staff.
January 27, 20214 yr "Imagine being a Texans fan lol, couldn't be me"- RGB3, Texans fan since 2002, in about three weeks
January 27, 20214 yr Hiring one of these old fellas just gives me the feels that they're being hired to help the team navigate a complete rebuild.
January 27, 20214 yr I’ve thought that same thing. Someone they can hire to be fired in a few years and someone that will work for cheap comparatively.
January 27, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Hate said: I’ve thought that same thing. Someone they can hire to be fired in a few years and someone that will work for cheap comparatively. You've got a young franchise QB. Figure you'd trust your evaluation and hire a young coach who could coach him throughout his career... instead you're looking at two guys in their 60s. Not an ageist or anything, but...
January 27, 20214 yr That was my hope, but clearly not what the Texans have in mind for some reason. Find the next McVeigh (Sean not Timothy), Stefanski, LaFleur, or Taylor to pair with and grow with Deshaun for the next 10 years rather than someone who is more likely to die than not in the next 10 years.
January 27, 20214 yr Maybe it’s over and they know it, so their play is to try to make it look like they are in control and it was all their decision to move Watson and rebuild? No matter what they get back in a trade, they will be claiming it was great value just like the DHop trade. Holy shit they better get at least 3 first round picks and one of them a top 5 this year....
January 27, 20214 yr That's why the Jets are really the only choice as far as the Texans are concerned, but I don't know why Deshaun would want to go there. They are at least as dysfunctional as the Texans if not more dysfunctional.
January 27, 20214 yr 16 minutes ago, Hate said: That's why the Jets are really the only choice as far as the Texans are concerned, but I don't know why Deshaun would want to go there. They are at least as dysfunctional as the Texans if not more dysfunctional. No Easterby is a pretty compelling argument for why it's better than Houston.
January 28, 20214 yr Everyone reporting now that Culley is the hire. A ton of young, innovative, experience, and well qualified coaches out there - but lets hire the guy who in 40+ years of coaching never rose to the level of coordinator - at any level.
January 28, 20214 yr Everyone reporting now that Culley is the hire. A ton of young, innovative, experience, and well qualified coaches out there - but lets hire the guy who in 40+ years of coaching never rose to the level of coordinator - at any level.Born again and shares the same agent as Easterby and Caserio, Bob LaMonte. A winning combo to be sure. Fuck Cal and Jack and the Texans.
January 28, 20214 yr That was my hope, but clearly not what the Texans have in mind for some reason. Find the next McVeigh (Sean not Timothy), Stefanski, LaFleur, or Taylor to pair with and grow with Deshaun for the next 10 years rather than someone who is more likely to die than not in the next 10 years.Bringing Timothy McVeigh in would be the best way to blow up the team and start a fresh rebuild...
January 28, 20214 yr Probably mentioned up thread. I heard on ESPN today Watson to Miami was a possibility. Really?
January 28, 20214 yr Probably mentioned up thread. I heard on ESPN today Watson to Miami was a possibility. Really? Yes. The persistent rumor is that he wants out of this shitshow. It is hard to blame him.
January 28, 20214 yr 6 minutes ago, markstanco said: Probably mentioned up thread. I heard on ESPN today Watson to Miami was a possibility. Really? Tua and picks. Lots of picks. We better be picking top 5 in a couple months. Edited January 28, 20214 yr by Js1
January 28, 20214 yr Author Fuck this team. Fuck Calhoun McNair, fuck the Rasputin that has him in his spell, fuck Nick Caserio, fuck evangelical prosperity gospel frauds. Fuck fuck fuck. What an embarrassment to Htown
January 28, 20214 yr 11 minutes ago, TexasMan said: Confirmed disaster hire by this aggy/Cowboys writer STFU Charlean Might as well change the team name to Houston Holy Rollers. Edited January 28, 20214 yr by Brothahorn
January 28, 20214 yr Now all the fans have a chance to have a say when they don’t renew season tickets and don’t go to games. Fuck this bullshit.
January 28, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said: 610 is on FB live ripping this hire Payne & Pendergast tomorrow will be great
January 28, 20214 yr 6 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said: This. I’m out on this team. I hope Watson gets out too.
January 28, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, Hate said: That's why the Jets are really the only choice as far as the Texans are concerned, but I don't know why Deshaun would want to go there. They are at least as dysfunctional as the Texans if not more dysfunctional. Yes. The Jets are likely to suck even with Watson. The Dolphins would be good, and their future picks would be almost useless, because I am imagining this personnel department will be well below league average.
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