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I hope the season is more entertaining than the first episode of Hard Knocks. That was horrible. 

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    The cowboys are always about the worst odds to take. Vegas knows they don't have to dangle good or great odds to get the hordes of idiot cowboy fan money to flood in. 

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    Too much deja vu for Jerry.  They really need a corner with this next pick. Otherwise they're going to be starting Jordan Lewis out wide.  If there's a guy there worth jumping up for they should

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    I read a few different scouting reports compare him to ND version of Jaylon Smith pre injury. Athletic freak who gets sideline to sideline and rushes the passer/makes plays in the backfield at a high

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20 hours ago, kevwun said:

I don't think it started bothering him until the first couple days of training camp.

It was one particular off-balance throw where he felt it and immediately pulled himself out.   

9 minutes ago, NoRagrets said:

I hope the season is more entertaining than the first episode of Hard Knocks. That was horrible. 

Really?  I thought Dak calling GG a bitch was kind of tense. 

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I hope the season is more entertaining than the first episode of Hard Knocks. That was horrible. 
I don't really watch Hard Knocks at all but we have HBO Max now and it's the Cowboys. I thought the Mojo thing McCarthy did and showing the Austin Powers clip was corny as fuck.
17 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Well I’d argue any QB worth $126mm guaranteed would be reported on similarly- especially when the team has no quality back up and all playoff hopes depend on his health. 
 

But sure, you always hear about all those “follow up MRIs” that happen with people who are totally fine. I’m sure it’s nothing 

You wouldn't hear about it with other teams. Just Dallas.  It's a fucking routine thing that even Pitchers go through(remember they are using the advice of Rangers/Yankees pitching staff).

 

We just get all riled up and think the end of the world because, of course it's the Cowboys and Dak.

18 hours ago, slorch said:

I'd fell better about it if Drew weren't so good about it...

 

That's fair.

4 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Even though I think this particular schtick is just funny, this time I actually agree. We don’t know how serious Dak’s shoulder injury is. I don’t even think the cowboys know. Any opinion on it right now is just ridiculous in my opinion 

I mean the shock jock media thinks it a big deal, so of course it is.

 

But the people in the know don't think it's anything but a routine follow up that most players have when recovering from a strain.  But you're right...we don't know shit.  And it still hasn't stopped people from overreacting and thinking he's done for the year or some shit.

Watching the pregame show and the kool-aid flowing from these analyst would drown me if it wasn't Jerry is still in charge and Cowboys will be a lost franchise like the Lions while he lives. I say it as a passionate Cowboy fan before the fuck hired Barry.

So..... we've lost Gallimore and Hill in the first 10 minutes of the game.  Looks like 6 yards and cloud of dust coming vs the Boys this year..... again.

1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

Watching the pregame show and the kool-aid flowing from these analyst would drown me 

It’s the Cowboys every year in preseason they think they are going to the Super Bowl and every years is like the aggie roller coaster….  This announcing team is TERRIBLE!  

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Two Longhorns quarterbacking tonight.  

How often does that happen in an NFL game (well, preseason).

 

16 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Two Longhorns quarterbacking tonight.  

How often does that happen in an NFL game (well, preseason).

 

Two "starting" Longhorn QB's starting.  Don't know if that's ever happened....these two guys who played against Bama in the 2009 Championship game are still going at it....where is Bama's starting QB, Greg McElroy, playing?  Oh....that's right, he was drafted in 7th round and played all of one game before hanging up his cleats.  Pussy.

I know it happened a while back but watching Jaylon Smith misread and spin his wheels trying to cover that back out of the backfield had my eyes bleeding and calling back to last year.  god he sucks so fucking bad.

Hey, Colt McCoy is playing against the Cowboys tonight on TV.  Cool.  Hook 'Em. 

One announcer said something about Colt has been mentoring Kyler and the other guy went on a long rant about watch who you try to mentor or have mentor you and shit all over the idea that Colt could be of help to Kyler.  

DiNucci needs to get cut.  He is not an NFL QB.  He is ridiculously inaccurate.

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38 minutes ago, kevwun said:

DiNucci needs to get cut.  He is not an NFL QB.  He is ridiculously inaccurate.

He should have been cut after that Eagles game last year. How can someone watch that game and think that guy has any chance to do anything? He makes Cooper Rush and Gilbert look like Brady and Montana.

Barbie Carpenter > Jaylon Smith

24 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

How was Jaylon Smith not cut a couple months ago?

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3 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

How was Jaylon Smith not cut a couple months ago?

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Some good news..... or relatively.

 

I had cardinals fans texting me last night talking shit about winning a preseason game


I didn’t realize they were such an annoying bunch until I moved here but their hate for the cowboys runs deep.

Some good takeaways..... 

So two of the most controversial picks of the Cowboys draft have been extremely good in the first two preseason games, and training camp overall, from all reports.  Osa and Nashon have really shined early.  Hope they can keep it up,

Mukuamu has done well too.... Great to see.

Parsons and Cox look great early..... only one really struggling is Joseph, who was really bad last night.

 

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How was Jaylon Smith not cut a couple months ago?
The bigger question is why was he given an extension with one year left on his rookie deal? Dude played one full season out of the 3 he was here. And we extended him like a bunch of morons. 2018 was a fluke. Or he got his payday and the effort went away.

I really hope Nashon Wright just goes on a fuck you tour and has a productive NFL career. Easily one of the most scrutinized picks in the entire draft, for any team (and I’m definitely not innocent)

Luckily Jaylon will probably be a backup.

Yeah, Cowboy fans called the Nahshon Wright selection horrific and he looks like a real player. Most draft gurus had him as an undrafted player.

Trysten Hill and Connor Williams = busts?

1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Patrick Surtain had an interception today. Definitely looks the part.

Glad Parsons is flashing as well.

Denver is REALLY going to regret not taking Justin fields in my opinion. But I’m sure Surtain will work out for them too 

4 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Denver is REALLY going to regret not taking Justin fields in my opinion. But I’m sure Surtain will work out for them too 

I'm here.  Surtain could turn out to be Champ Bailey for them...... and they still may regret the pick.  It may just be by how much.  

 

On 8/13/2021 at 9:25 PM, Effyourcouch said:

So Connor sucks at center

This will not work out well at all.

Eagles flaming out spectacularly will be blamed on Texas Football player development and not Eagles being an immature knucklehead. Clickty clickty clack. 

4 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Eagles flaming out spectacularly will be blamed on Texas Football player development and not Eagles being an immature knucklehead. Clickty clickty clack. 

nope. 

And not one of em has played a down of NFL football…

 

That’s not a shot at your post, I just find it humorous how many times these draft grades don’t pan out.

After all of the analysis and whatever, it’s still a crapshoot to a certain degree.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, slorch said:

And not one of em has played a down of NFL football…

 

 

What does that have to do with who PFF has rated as the highest rated first round picks through week 1 of the preseason? Lol just seems like an unnecessary comment. 

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