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25 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I really can’t tell if you are truly this unbelievably stupid and sad or if you are simply trying to be provocative. surely you don’t believe this.

you can’t even come up with your own material. 

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    I read a few different scouting reports compare him to ND version of Jaylon Smith pre injury. Athletic freak who gets sideline to sideline and rushes the passer/makes plays in the backfield at a high

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3 minutes ago, futureman said:

you can’t even come up with your own material. 

I really can’t tell if you are truly this unbelievably stupid and sad or if you are simply trying to be provocative. surely you don’t believe this.

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I really can’t tell if you are truly this unbelievably stupid and sad or if you are simply trying to be provocative. surely you don’t believe this.

you’re a coward just like dak. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

you’re a coward just like dak. 

I really can’t tell if you are truly this unbelievably stupid and sad or if you are simply trying to be provocative. surely you don’t believe this.

3 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I really can’t tell if you are truly this unbelievably stupid and sad or if you are simply trying to be provocative. surely you don’t believe this.

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2 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

 

 

I really can’t tell if you are truly this unbelievably stupid and sad or if you are simply trying to be provocative. surely you don’t believe this.

 

2 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I really can’t tell if you are truly this unbelievably stupid and sad or if you are simply trying to be provocative. surely you don’t believe this.

 

2 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I really can’t tell if you are truly this unbelievably stupid and sad or if you are simply trying to be provocative. surely you don’t believe this.

You let a troll do this to you? Why did you let a troll do this to you? I don’t get it 

13 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

You let a troll do this to you? Why did you let a troll do this to you? I don’t get it 

oh, you get it. 

Also Kenny Goladay is going to the giants. That’s interesting. Daniel Jones has never had a legit #1 and Goladay is that. We’ve seen how that can unlock guys that have shown potential. 

18 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

 

gotta think jaylon is gone after June 1st

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54 minutes ago, futureman said:

gotta think jaylon is gone after June 1st

Extending him after a fluke season before making him prove it again was so silly. He still had one year left on his rookie deal. They would have saw how much he regressed and how bad he really was and could have already moved on.

To the safety we just signed, I know he played for Quinn in Atlanta. No idea how good he is.

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

To the safety we just signed, I know he played for Quinn in Atlanta. No idea how good he is.

there’s some speculation that he will play LB. 

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1 minute ago, futureman said:

there’s some speculation that he will play LB. 

Well we definitely need help there. Safety and LB. and DT.

With the dust around the compensatory picks finally settled, the NFL has announced the exact picks that each team has. Here are all ten picks that belong to the COWBOYS...

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If they can't convince Jerry to cut bait on Jaylon they could stick him on the strong side where he wouldn't have so much space to run away from tackles and might be halfway serviceable.

the best part about it is that the first year of his extension is the 2021 season. would be awesome to cut a player before his extension even begins. that’s what hall of fame general managing is all about. 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Extending him after a fluke season before making him prove it again was so silly. He still had one year left on his rookie deal. They would have saw how much he regressed and how bad he really was and could have already moved on.

To the safety we just signed, I know he played for Quinn in Atlanta. No idea how good he is.

There weren’t very many people mad about extending him at the time. That’s the thing. It’s easy to say all of this in hindsight, but at the time it was a team friendly deal for what you thought he was trending towards. People around the league were talking about how it was a really smart deal for the cowboys. Hard to envision that he would regress that badly. 

Neal had more tackles for loss as a box safety this year than Jaylon or LVE combined.  Pretty telling of how bad those two are at making plays.

I think Neal could be one of the best players on this defense.

1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Provided he stays healthy. Barely played 2 out of last 3 years. He's talented though. 

He’ll fit right in. Can’t wait to see him on the stationary bike. 

making judgements on LVE is difficult. the neck and the collarbone really fucked shit up the last couple years but he was better as a rookie than jaylon ever was. fucking all-pro as a rookie. if he is feeling good he can be an elite player at his position. who knows if he ever feels good again though. 

13 minutes ago, futureman said:

making judgements on LVE is difficult. the neck and the collarbone really fucked shit up the last couple years but he was better as a rookie than jaylon ever was. fucking all-pro as a rookie. if he is feeling good he can be an elite player at his position. who knows if he ever feels good again though. 

I agree and it’s why I’d see if we can sign him for dirt cheap. I think a healthy, motivated LVE is still a pro bowl caliber LB in the right system. 

Thing is guys that are injured all the time early on usually struggle with injuries their whole career. See Mr. Sean Lee.

Might as well go all in on talented guys that have trouble staying healthy with Malik Hooker.

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This is a lot of base salary for their shit production, especially Jaylon. At least Zeke can get his head out his ass every now and then. Remember when they were supposed to be our future? Lulz

 

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The whole "fits our scheme" our front office loves to throw around is hilarious. Talented players fit any scheme. Make a scheme around that talent. Assemble the best talent you can. Fuck the rest. This was their reasoning picking Taco over TJ Watt. That Watt did not fit their system.

 

Patrick Surtain jr is lighting up his pro day...do want at 10

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Patrick Surtain jr is lighting up his pro day...do want at 10

everyone was really concerned about his 40 time so that time is exactly what he needed. 

6 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

everyone was really concerned about his 40 time so that time is exactly what he needed. 

18 reps on the bench is solid too

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Patrick Surtain jr is lighting up his pro day...do want at 10

CB from VT had back surgery today.  Nothing major but that bit of uncertainty may be enough to make Surtain the #1 corner on a lot of boards.

6 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

CB from VT had back surgery today.  Nothing major but that bit of uncertainty may be enough to make Surtain the #1 corner on a lot of boards.

He was number 1 for me even before the injury to Farley and the pro day. Today solidified him as number one defensive prospect in the draft IMO

Are you Surtain about that?

(I'm excusing myself for the rest of the day as punishment for that)

46 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Surtain is definitely the #1 CB prospect.

Slater the OT is the only other guy that interests me at 10.

Pretty much this, although I wouldn’t hate the idea of drafting Kyle Pitts. I kinda just hope someone besides Philly takes him before we pick so we don’t have to be tempted though. 

They need to take a defensive player, so I'm sure it will be an OL or WR.

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3 hours ago, kevwun said:

They need to take a defensive player, so I'm sure it will be an OL or WR.

The dream scenario would’ve been Surtain in the first and Cosmi in the 2nd, but Cosmi probably worked his way into the first round after his pro day numbers. We definitely need a tackle, so nobody should be mad if Slater is the pick in the first round. 

They don't sign good free agents or use early draft picks on defense.  The defense is never going to get better with that approach.  A unit full of jags is always going to under perform.

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8 minutes ago, kevwun said:

They don't sign good free agents or use early draft picks on defense.  The defense is never going to get better with that approach.  A unit full of jags is always going to under perform.

I don’t disagree with you necessarily, but before his pro day it was pretty unanimous that slater was a better overall prospect than Surtain. If you were taking BPA approach at a position of need, slater would be the better prospect. Not sure if that holds up after surtain’s pro day though. He’s a better athlete than most people thought 

1 hour ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Regarding his visit with the cowboys today...

 

Seems to be a no brainer to me depending on what hes asking for

4 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

The dream scenario would’ve been Surtain in the first and Cosmi in the 2nd, but Cosmi probably worked his way into the first round after his pro day numbers. We definitely need a tackle, so nobody should be mad if Slater is the pick in the first round. 

I am still holding out hope for Ossai in the second..would definitely buy that jersey

1 hour ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Regarding his visit with the cowboys today...

 

watch this be the first time Jerry doesn't spend money on a hooker

4 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

The dream scenario would’ve been Surtain in the first and Cosmi in the 2nd, but Cosmi probably worked his way into the first round after his pro day numbers. We definitely need a tackle, so nobody should be mad if Slater is the pick in the first round. 

trade down into the second half of the 1st for an extra 2 and then grab ossai or cosmi with your 1. 

you’re welcome.  

13 minutes ago, futureman said:

trade down into the second half of the 1st for an extra 2 and then grab ossai or cosmi with your 1. 

you’re welcome.  

Then Sterns in the 5th, who realizes his inner ET potential under Quinn? Bruh!

Crawford was a solid vet even though he was overpaid by Jerry. Can't fault the man for taking advantage of our front office though. Everyone does it.

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