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  • Wanker Bob
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    The cowboys are always about the worst odds to take. Vegas knows they don't have to dangle good or great odds to get the hordes of idiot cowboy fan money to flood in. 

  • Wanker Bob
    Wanker Bob

    Too much deja vu for Jerry.  They really need a corner with this next pick. Otherwise they're going to be starting Jordan Lewis out wide.  If there's a guy there worth jumping up for they should

  • Wanker Bob
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    I read a few different scouting reports compare him to ND version of Jaylon Smith pre injury. Athletic freak who gets sideline to sideline and rushes the passer/makes plays in the backfield at a high

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Hard knocks is usually the kiss of death.

So we are probably not winning the super bowl again huh
7 hours ago, markstanco said:


So we are probably not winning the super bowl again huh

I think the bar has been lowered so much that now we strive to simply make the playoffs, considering we haven’t even done that in 3 out of the last 4 years.

But if we make the playoffs=McCarthy job status stays secure=mediocrity status shame spiral continues.

Being a Dallas fan is one long pyrrhic nightmare 

On 7/3/2021 at 7:54 PM, youdunnf'dup said:

Looks about right to me. We have a fucking buffoon as a head coach.

 

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The way that graphic presents the list makes me rage-y.  Why tf do you go down and then over to the next column? And who tf are some of these guys? Arthur smith? Sirianni? Culley?

Yeah who the fuck is Brand Staley? And as much as I hate that cocksucker Carroll being that low is dumb

42 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Yeah who the fuck is Brand Staley? And as much as I hate that cocksucker Carroll being that low is dumb

oh you don’t think Brian Flores is deserving of being considered the better coach?

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

oh you don’t think Brian Flores is deserving of being considered the better coach?

Or Lafleur what the hell did he do besides run off his Hall of Fame meal ticket?

I'm throwing water balloons at three current NFL quarterbacks today. I believe one of them is a Cowboy backup. I'll try to get pics. This is not a joke. 

6 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Good thing we didn’t sign Richard Sherman…

 

Right, now Jerry can sign him cheaper and he fits the profile better.

 

21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Who the hell is the guy who wrote this? 
 

The Cowboys aren’t a lockdown? What kinda cheap ass scotch is he drinking? 
 

 

sincerely 

Jerry Jones. 

Good thing we didn’t sign Richard Sherman…
 
Bitches ain't shit


Fuck it











Good thing we didn’t sign Richard Sherman…
 

“Damnit nother opportunity missed for the medjia to talk about the Cowboys since they sure won’t be talking bout us winning.”

-Jerry Jones
10 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:


“Damnit nother opportunity missed for the medjia to talk about the Cowboys since they sure won’t be talking bout us winning.”

-Jerry Jones

I saw Greg Hardy fought in the MMA the other day and had forgotten all about him. Another Jerry Jones special.

On 7/16/2021 at 8:27 PM, Vic Mackey said:

 

That was the jamaal Charles, Matt forte draft, was it not?

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3 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

That was the jamaal Charles, Matt forte draft, was it not?

Yep. Felix went 1st rd. Forte went 2nd rd. Jamaal went 3rd rd.

 

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Yep. Felix went 1st rd. Forte went 2nd rd. Jamaal went 3rd rd.

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Also we already had a running back and decided to trade everything for Roy the next season because we needed a WR. Jordy Nelson and DeSean Jackson went in Rd 2

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6 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Also we already had a running back and decided to trade everything for Roy the next season because we needed a WR. Jordy Nelson and DeSean Jackson went in Rd 2

The Joey Galloway and Roy Williams trades were fucking god awful. 

Amari Cooper trade worked out as good as could be expected but 1.5 years after we traded for him had to give him a 5 year / $100 million deal (60 million guaranteed) contract. 

Raiders used the pick on safety Johnathan Abram in 2019. Abram is making an average salary of $2.8 million over 4 years. 91 tackles and 2 INTs over his two year career.

Had to part with guys like Byron Jones due to salary cap issues.

5 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Amari Cooper trade worked out as good as could be expected but 1.5 years after we traded for him had to give him a 5 year / $100 million deal (60 million guaranteed) contract. 

Raiders used the pick on safety Johnathan Abram in 2019. Abram is making an average salary of $2.8 million over 4 years. 91 tackles and 2 INTs over his two year career.

Had to part with guys like Byron Jones due to salary cap issues.

*well

Terry Glenn doesnt get enough love for what a great career he had. Not a HOF level but a long, productive career on a guy that was fun to watch and had a distinctly smooth style of play. Fuck yeah Terry Glenn

Edit: Holy shit I didnt even realize he had died till I went to watch some highlights. RIP legend

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3 hours ago, futureman said:

*well

Did y’all like those Super Bowls? I betcha did. 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Zeke ready for training camp
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It was a jerk off joke. 

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18 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Amari Cooper trade worked out as good as could be expected but 1.5 years after we traded for him had to give him a 5 year / $100 million deal (60 million guaranteed) contract. 

Raiders used the pick on safety Johnathan Abram in 2019. Abram is making an average salary of $2.8 million over 4 years. 91 tackles and 2 INTs over his two year career.

Had to part with guys like Byron Jones due to salary cap issues.

LOL.  Johnathan Abram was rated the worst safety in the league last year and can't cover a fullback.  He's a pretty awful coverage player who will need to be managed and played as a box safety/nickel LB in certain sets.  The Raiders also drafted 3 safeties this draft.... because Abram can't cover anyone.  We easily won that trade and we didn't have to let Jones go, we decided Jaylon Smith was cheaper and better for our future.  Whoops.

 

18 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Thought we picked Zeke over Byron Jones.

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Yeah him too. Heard Jalen Ramsey claim he's only given up one 100 yard game in his 5 year career (D. Hopkins). 

Jerry Jones the one owner that thinks a running back is more valuable than an elite corner. 

1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Thought we picked Zeke over Byron Jones.

Jaylon Smith is even more vomit inducing. 

 

You could make that case as well, it's about budgeting into the future.  The Zeke pick and eventual capitulation to his contract demands were incredibly stupid and some GMs would probably pay with their jobs..... but we got Jerrah and his clown show.  I'll say, we may not have Amari more than one more season.  If we do, then it'll probably make it difficult to hang on to Gallup unless we can get him at a small discount or shorter term.   Hard to say, but tying up that much money at WR with Lamb's extension eventually coming in 3 years will make some strategic decisions necessary and you hard to anticipate if a team out there will overpay for Michael.  Our defense is still horrible and will be a multi-year rebuild.  We also could try and move on from Zeke after this year although after 2022 is probably more realistic.

 

We are all painfully aware, Jerry.

On 7/18/2021 at 3:09 PM, longhornmatt said:

Jamaal was the best, but in fairness, Felix Jones actually was really good at the beginning before injuries.   Jerry has made worse Arkansas homer decisions.  Clint Stoerner as a starting NFL QB probably tops the list for me.

For the record, Jerry has owned the team for 32 years and in those 32 drafts has drafted one player from Arkansas (Felix).

And Stoerner was a practice squad player who only started 2 games because Quincy Carter and Anthony Wright were hurt.  Stoerner was not good at all and never played again after those two starts, however he was 1-1 as a starting QB on a 5-11 team.  Its not like him starting those 2 games was anything other than a desperation move on a terrible team.

We all know Jerry's flaws and failures.  Keeping his Arkansas homerism from the Cowboys is actually not a problem for him.

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You guys aren't taking away Dak's Freedom of HIPAA. 

fuck dak. useless overpaid sack of shit. get ready for 8-8 you stupid fucks. 

29 minutes ago, futureman said:

fuck dak. useless overpaid sack of shit. get ready for 8-8 you stupid fucks. 

9-8 

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

 

 

They should have asked him to clarify what HIPAA is an abbreviation of.

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