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Joe Buck in the same Hall Of Fame class as Drew Pearson. What a fucking joke.

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    The cowboys are always about the worst odds to take. Vegas knows they don't have to dangle good or great odds to get the hordes of idiot cowboy fan money to flood in. 

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    Too much deja vu for Jerry.  They really need a corner with this next pick. Otherwise they're going to be starting Jordan Lewis out wide.  If there's a guy there worth jumping up for they should

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    I read a few different scouting reports compare him to ND version of Jaylon Smith pre injury. Athletic freak who gets sideline to sideline and rushes the passer/makes plays in the backfield at a high

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16 hours ago, futureman said:

$1.5 billion ahead of the next franchise. we are the champions. #winning 

A troll and a math wizard. Somebody get this stupid mother fucker a cookie. 

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If you look at it, there were really only 9-10 seasons when the Cowboys truly sucked from 1960-until around 2000. 

Joe Buck in the same Hall Of Fame class as Drew Pearson. What a fucking joke.

Yo I didn’t Google it. Joe buck in the hall of fame? Is this a joke? Got damn if so.
35 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

A troll and a math wizard. Somebody get this stupid mother fucker a cookie. 

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lulz.

8 hours ago, Hate said:

If you look at it, there were really only 9-10 seasons when the Cowboys truly sucked from 1960-until around 2000. 

Even in the 1-15 season, that one win was against the right team...

20 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Basically agreed with you here on his overall ranking. Disagree with you on Stafford. He should be higher, but who cares. I have thought for the last few years Dak is a borderline Top 10 guy. I expect big things from him this year and something like 11-6 or 12-5 and division title. If he progresses he can make it closer to Top 5, because Brady and Watson will fall, and at some point Wilson and Rodgers will too.  I also think one of Lamar or Allen will come back to Earth and suspect it will be Lamar. 

Depends on what you mean by back to earth. I feel like Lamar came back down to earth last year, but his legs will make him a borderline top tier qb until he loses athleticism. I’m always shocked by just how explosive he is.

I think Josh Allen is a fucking stud. Similar to Dak, he needed a top tier wr to truly unlock him and that’s exactly what Diggs did. I think he could have an MVP in his future to be honest. I think he has that kind of potential. 

On a different note, I couldn’t watch the HOF game, but the overwhelming opinion by everyone outside of this board is that GG played fine. They moved the ball when he was on the field, he didn’t have cooper, Gallup, or lamb, didn’t have the first team oline, and he moved the ball. I’m not going to sit here and pretend like I’m super confident in him, but I don’t think backup qb is as pressing of a need as some of y’all say it is. If foles is cut and he wants to come in at a discount, bring him in. Same with Bortles I guess. But other than that I’m good with squints

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2:20 mark to the payoff at 3:22.   Classic Jimmy.

 

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Didn't think Connor had it in him to take down Aaron Donald. Good for him...

 

Football players fighting each other when they are wearing helmets and all of that protection will never not be funny to me.

On 8/8/2021 at 10:42 AM, youdunnf'dup said:

On a different note, I couldn’t watch the HOF game, but the overwhelming opinion by everyone outside of this board is that GG played fine. They moved the ball when he was on the field, he didn’t have cooper, Gallup, or lamb, didn’t have the first team oline, and he moved the ball. I’m not going to sit here and pretend like I’m super confident in him, but I don’t think backup qb is as pressing of a need as some of y’all say it is. If foles is cut and he wants to come in at a discount, bring him in. Same with Bortles I guess. But other than that I’m good with squints

YEah this.  He should probably be the backup, but his issues are the same as they've always been.  He'll be fine on the drive, but will hold the ball too long at the wrong time.  Perfectly fine as a backup.

18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Didn't think Connor had it in him to take down Aaron Donald. Good for him...

 

Conner Stonewalled him on a couple of pass rush attempts.  Was very surprised.   And I don't think Donald is used to getting held up, probably a bit frustration from him.

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Best stadium!! Fuck yeah
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I hate jerryworld. I’d say we have one of the worst stadiums. 

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I hate jerryworld. I’d say we have one of the worst stadiums. 
It's very bland that's for sure. It's just big. With a goofy ass huge screen hanging down that you have to train your eyes not to look at in many levels of that stadium. Has no real personality on TV and especially not in person.
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texas stadium was one of the best ever. 
I miss high school football playoff games there. Such a great atmosphere.
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texas stadium was one of the best ever. 
I miss high school football playoff games there. Such a great atmosphere.
Football players fighting each other when they are wearing helmets and all of that protection will never not be funny to me.

You don’t have time to undress eachother bro. You’re just mad and want to exert that frustration on someone else

Patriots last 20 years?

I'd replace the Raiders.

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6 hours ago, slorch said:

Patriots last 20 years?

I'd replace the Raiders.

I could be wrong, but I feel like there are more raiders fans than pats fans around the country. The raiders are just one of those teams that have a huge following. 

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Yep. Getting another MRI and the phrase still eyeing the opener? Not good. Something is not right.

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Yep. Getting another MRI and the phrase still eyeing the opener? Not good. Something is not right.

Not worried.  I beleive in squints. 

13 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

Most of last season, and all of off-season, you go thru rehab, and only "now" you just find a shoulder injury.  NFL is hilarious...

I don't think it started bothering him until the first couple days of training camp.

Do we have money to bring Brees or Rivers out of retirement?  I'm not up to date on our salary cap situation.  Hell how much money would it take to bring Andrew Luck back?  I'd love to watch him play again.  

That will most definitely not happen.  Rodgers hates McCarthy.

52 minutes ago, Tex48 said:

Do we have money to bring Brees or Rivers out of retirement?  I'm not up to date on our salary cap situation.  Hell how much money would it take to bring Andrew Luck back?  I'd love to watch him play again.  

No.

 

47 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

I’d like Aaron Rodgers to spurn the pack and come to Dallas.


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Not happening.

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

I don't think it started bothering him until the first couple days of training camp.

Correct.  It's reportedly a weird place in its below his arm pit.  May just be tendinitis, but let the doctors do their work.

Can't ever really trust players with self-diagnosis, but this is what he's hoping for.

 

16 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

LOL did Jerry get a hold of the twitter account. Who posts like this

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

LOL did Jerry get a hold of the twitter account. Who posts like this

Probably the Jones grandkid that looks like a catfish. 

Only the Cowboys would have a very common practice of getting a follow up MRI becomes national fucking news.  

 

Dak will be fine.  If this was the regular season he's playing.

I'd fell better about it if Drew weren't so good about it...

 

1 hour ago, Drew said:

Only the Cowboys would have a very common practice of getting a follow up MRI becomes national fucking news.  

 

Dak will be fine.  If this was the regular season he's playing.

Well I’d argue any QB worth $126mm guaranteed would be reported on similarly- especially when the team has no quality back up and all playoff hopes depend on his health. 
 

But sure, you always hear about all those “follow up MRIs” that happen with people who are totally fine. I’m sure it’s nothing 

That will most definitely not happen.  Rodgers hates McCarthy.

Me too. Get rid of him. Let Rodgers be a player coach


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On 8/11/2021 at 9:49 PM, YeeYeeCTE said:


As an eagles fan I know what a super bowl is

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yeah but God hates you. 

6 hours ago, Drew said:

Only the Cowboys would have a very common practice of getting a follow up MRI becomes national fucking news.  

 

Dak will be fine.  If this was the regular season he's playing.

shut the fuck up drew. 

8 hours ago, futureman said:

shut the fuck up drew. 

Even though I think this particular schtick is just funny, this time I actually agree. We don’t know how serious Dak’s shoulder injury is. I don’t even think the cowboys know. Any opinion on it right now is just ridiculous in my opinion 

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