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Joint Session of Congress to Count Electoral Votes and Declare Election Results: 1/6/21

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Even IF PA got thrown out, Trump lost at this point. It’s literally 100% pointless except for Hawley being the biggest looking frat douche in the senate 

 

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Why are Senators and Representatives allowed to debate State rules.  Shouldn't this be decided by States and not at the Federal level unless there is a  violation of Federal Civil Right standards?

Hawley should never be allowed a moment's peace in public for the rest of his life. Anyone who sees him should get a legal pass to pelt that motherfucker in the face with anything from rotten produce to baseballs.

Just now, Macanudo said:

Why are Senators and Representatives allowed to debate State rules.  Shouldn't this be decided by States and not at the Federal level unless there is a  violation of Federal Civil Right standards?

That’s the point of the arguing right now. Hawley says it’s their job. It’s not. They get no say. This is not what the challenge system was designed for 

6 minutes ago, BearMace said:

She's saying "electorial". It's old parliamentary language. 

I'd like to point out that all the actual Normans dropped that antique Norman French gibberish and talk all proper-like now, innit.

Mitch says no further debate. On to a vote. 

Debate is over in the senate. Time to vote. 

Cruz votes aye again. 

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1 minute ago, heso said:

Mitch says no further debate. On to a vote. 

holy fuck, that might be his quickest call to a vote

You know the house is gonna take all two hours so gym jordan can fondle trump's balls some more

Cruz yes. Piece of shit 

This motherfucker here needs to be arrested immediately.


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Just now, heso said:

Crus votes aye again. 

Of course he did. It’s a symptom of his affliction

Kennedy flipped to no 

Lummis is a new aye 

Time to switch over to the house to hear the nonsense. 

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

Blackburn went no this time. haha So did Kennedy!  Both went aye last time.

Blackburn was no last time. Only Kennedy flipped to no and Lummis flipped yes so far. 

Just now, Js1 said:

Lummis is a new aye 

Crenshaw needs a new aye. HEYYYOOO!

Rick Scott flipped to aye 

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

Tubby is still a dumbass is my guess. 

Going out on a limb, I see.

Tommy Tubberaye 

Just now, Js1 said:

That’s the point of the arguing right now. Hawley says it’s their job. It’s not. They get no say. This is not what the challenge system was designed for 

This is what Cruz, Hawley, Hyde-Smith, Kennedy, Marshall and Tuberville need to fuck and around and find out about it.   Ted needs fear 2024.

Yo Texans, can we somehow trick Cruz and Tuberville to fight a duel? One of us has got to have some relief.

Looks like 92-7 this time. I thought they’d lose someone, which they did, but gained 2 new yes votes 

Gotta be a tuberville defense joke somewhere.

Just now, RDCanecutter said:

Yo Texans, can we somehow trick Cruz and Tuberville to fight a duel? One of us has got to have some relief.

We’ve suffered longer. Tommy has to kill Ted. 

Gotta be a tuberville defense joke somewhere.

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These objections by house reps from PA are making me rage when they spout factual nonsense. Stuff that is really simple to dismiss. 

 

This motherfucker here needs to be arrested immediately.


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Has anyone seen Lin Woods and TTom at the same time?
We’ve suffered longer. Tommy has to kill Ted. 

And then Tommy goes to prison!

It’ll be a win-win!
1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Yo Texans, can we somehow trick Cruz and Tuberville to fight a duel? One of us has got to have some relief.

Just make them eat Cornyn's Family Brisket and they can both die a horrible death.

We really gonna have 2 hours of this in the house?

2 minutes ago, heso said:

We really gonna have 2 hours of this in the house?

The senate is adjorned if I understood correctly

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If an objection begins with, “although no fraud was ever proven” they ought to execute him and move on to the next traitor.

24 minutes ago, BearMace said:

She's saying "electorial". It's old parliamentary language. 

I believe it was an old wooden ship.  Though scholars maintain the original translation is lost to time. 

Just now, Captainant said:

The senate is adorned if I understood correctly

Adjourned post joint session. Until Jan 19. No regular business left - eat shit Judy Shelton 

18 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Hawley should never be allowed a moment's peace in public for the rest of his life. Anyone who sees him should get a legal pass to pelt that motherfucker in the face with anything from rotten produce to baseballs.

Benedict Hawley should be his new name

Did tax dollars fund Paxton's dumb fucking lawsuit? 

Mitch said he doesn't anticipate anymore objections so I no senator is going to sign on to Wiscy's objection letter. 

1 minute ago, TexasEd said:

Benedict Hawley should be his new name

Patrick Bateman 

All these clowns trying to be Captain Constitution need to get the fucking Sandman. 

12 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


Has anyone seen Lin Woods and TTom at the same time?

I mean now that you mention it parler is kind of like Twitter Purgatory

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

So once DOTARD ascends from his bunker and out of Twitter time out, he’s gonna unload that blackmail he has on Lindsey Graham.    So we have that going for us....which is nice. 

I think you mean blackmale.

 

2 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Mitch said he doesn't anticipate anymore objections so I no senator is going to sign on to Wiscy's objection letter. 

If they left Georgia and Michigan alone, I don’t see why Wisky. And the Wisky R Senator had voted down both objections 

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