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Joint Session of Congress to Count Electoral Votes and Declare Election Results: 1/6/21

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So is imamac or Hornius or somebody going to run against Cruz?  Because I really want to start volunteering for somebody.  I don't even care what party either.

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1 minute ago, Continental Op said:

I mean now that you mention it parler is kind of like Twitter Purgatory

A sort of.... Douchebag central, if you will

Miss Qanon is up.

Twitter needs to force her to use a current photo for her profile.  

These people and their concerns about election integrity.

The President tried to illegally tamper with the election literally DAYS ago. IT'S ON TAPE! 

 

It's amazing that people keep thinking that Trump has any type of moral compass and will "come to his senses."
It's more amazing the sheer number of people that follow him like he's actually good at his job and believe everything he says.

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This. This take is correct.

Hell yes... "They walked out of here free and everyone watching at home knows why."

Conor Lamb bringing fire

ETA: Repubs getting feisty...think they're tired of getting trashed all evening. jackasses. 

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5 minutes ago, mchookem said:

Conor Lamb bringing fire

ETA: Repubs getting feisty...think they're tired of getting trashed all evening. jackasses. 

Had to rewind it a bit.. thought they were about to tussle

Had to rewind it a bit.. thought they were about to tussle
Any video links?

Is this guy a puppet being worked by Ben Shapiro?  Do all of these young conservative guys sound like this? 

1 hour ago, Upgrayedd said:

Patrick Bateman 

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17 minutes ago, Thiefery said:
Had to rewind it a bit.. thought they were about to tussle

Any video links?

 

9 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Of all the guys to pick a fight with in the House - of all the fucking spazzes and geeks and cosplay faux alpha weasels - this dumb motherfucker wanted to start some shit with former NFL LB Colin Allred.

Fuck around and find out.  Please.  

I'd pay $9.95 to see that

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1 hour ago, Grandioso said:

Did tax dollars fund Paxton's dumb fucking lawsuit? 

Yes and he’s refusing to release the numbers 

No clue how Jamie Raskin nailed his speech tonight, but he did. Badass standing up for Democracy.

I’ve finally discovered the job I want when I grow up.


I mean, imagine her whipping Matt Gaetz, Clay Higgins, Louie Gohmert, and Mo Brooks with this!

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Ha that is awesome. I'd love to smack Gohmert upside his stupid fucking head with that bad boy.   

48 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

If the fucker doesn't like being called a liar, maybe the fucker should stop lying.

8 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

If the fucker doesn't like being called a liar, maybe the fucker should stop lying.

Don’t start none, won’t be none 

When the hell are they going back to certify the electoral college votes? The House clock has been at 0:00 for 15 minutes or so. Get your shit together. 

Is it just me or could Pence have been a successful 70's game show host?

Next time I go to Waffle House I will order my hashbrowns regular, in form, and authentic. 

35 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

If the fucker doesn't like being called a liar, maybe the fucker should stop lying.

Conor going full Fuck Around and Find Out against the POSGOP.

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

About to be a done deal...

Fuck yeah!

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And it only took 13+ hours and one Anti-American insurrection to get there!!

271. It's over!

Should have led with this: 

 

Who is the asshole from Texas objecting on Wisconsin?

SHUT UP LOUIE ITS OVER YOU BALD HILLBILLY FUCKWEASEL

1 minute ago, Continental Op said:

I will kick any motherfucker who objects to Wisconsin in the nuts. 

Please take your frustration out on the PRIDE of the PINEY WOODS!  

Goddam I hate that bald motherfucking mouth-breather SO much.

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