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Joint Session of Congress to Count Electoral Votes and Declare Election Results: 1/6/21

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4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So that's a lot of f'ing people all huddled around, most of which are old AF. Does everyone in Congress get tested or is it just a "who gives a shit" deal now with Covid? At least they're all masked up. 

Nancy told them to GTFO off the floor. Only 11 people per side. 

The mic is on dipshit!

Just now, RPM said:

The mic is on dipshit!

What are the other settings?

52 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

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Stand down and stand by NY, we're gonna let him pave the GOP, then you can have him. 

The madness hasn’t even started yet, and it already appears to be an unorganized shitshow.

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

The madness hasn’t even started yet, and it already appears to be an unorganized shitshow.

First challenge incoming. Arizona 

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Trump up 12-0. STOP THE COUNT!!!!!

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Let's hope that's true and the DC cops don't make martyrs out of them.

Wonder if the US Parks Police will go charging through the crowd this time.

I wouldn't mind if they do.

Embarrassing dipshittery

Challenged. This by Ted Cruz as the co-signer 

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Electorial votes 

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

They will breach the building.  And needless injury, and possibly death will happen.

What am I saying.  It's not needless assuming it's these dumbasses.

Funny, FOX isn't covering that.

Rafael just pissed that they didn't say his name.

Ted Cruz is getting a strongly worded letter tonight with many four letter words.

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so any point in watching this? this will take hours, won't it?

Correct. 

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Ted Cruz is getting a strongly worded letter tonight with many four letter words.

I managed to get a voicemail in at his DC office this morning and ended with "god bless America, god bless democracy, and fuck ted cruz"

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Sounds like I could be watching the next closest thing to The Running Man right now. 

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

They will breach the building.  And needless injury, and possibly death will happen.

What am I saying.  It's not needless assuming it's these dumbasses.

They couldn’t locate the tear gas or rubber bullets today.  It’s a mystery.

 

Just now, Captainant said:

I managed to get a voicemail in at his DC office this morning and ended with "god bless America, god bless democracy, and fuck ted cruz"

you forgot God Bless Texas (which he ain't from)

if there was ever a reason for a cop to shoot someone....

 

This is going to end very poorly.

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so any point in watching this? this will take hours, won't it?

They got 2 hours to debate AZ.  Then they reconvene, and go on until the next objection.  Then 2 hours, then reconvene, etc.  Not sure what breaks will be taken. Conceivable they could go all night.

6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

 

Umm, this seems like a problem that should have been anticipated and planned for?

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

 

Time for some good old fashioned stick time, isn't breaking out the billy club every cop's dream? 

1 minute ago, shakahorn said:

They got 2 hours to debate AZ.  Then they reconvene, and go on until the next objection.  Then 2 hours, then reconvene, etc.  Not sure what breaks will be taken. Conceivable they could go all night.

They can recess overnight for the first 5 days 

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

YES!

 

 

Why does he look like he's jacking off two invisible men?

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