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So disappointed in my district for electing this newly GED carrying, met her husband when he exposed himself, shitty bar owning, pandering imbecile. I guess the good part is the humor that will come forward the more she tries to put herself in the spotlight.

 

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What a boob 

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I like tits and guns

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Pics aren’t showing up. 

I was of the understanding that there would be tits in this thread.

Most of those are pretty minor infractions, let's be honest.  But the volume is damn impressive.  

She also looks like she has a nice ass and I'm guessing a woman with a rap sheet that long has to have sent risque photos in the past.  

I gave it about 30 seconds and didn't see any boobs.

Seems like with her combo of looks and run-ins with the law she missed her calling as a hooker.

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Seems like with her combo of looks and run-ins with the law she missed her calling as a hooker.

I just watched the video.  She's no Sarah Palin.

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This was the ad that played non stop prior to the election.

 

 

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Colorado's 3rd is a big damn district - 29 counties over 52,000 square miles.

Spoiler

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Her opponent, Ms. Bush (70 y.o.), lost on the guns issue. It's a little like going to Alaska and telling them are in favor of a gun control. 

Note who she tags in the tweet - Beto:

 

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Someone turn her over. She looks done on this side.

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Open carry laws are the stupidest fucking thing. "I want to put everyone immediately on edge for absolutely no fucking reason as soon as I walk in!" I'm sure I'll get negged for that opinion on a Texas message board, but I don't give a shit.

If you want to conceal carry, go for it. Though why you would feel the need to in a Congress building with dozens of officers far more trained than your dumb ass is beyond me. Oh wait, I know why: "Vote for me dumb rednecks; I'm your wet dream!"

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Those glasses have zero correction 

That ad was about what I expected. She will be in Congress for a couple or three turns and decide she grifted enough to head back home. This is the congressional equivalent of letting Adam Gase or Rich Kotite coach your football team.

I came here for tits and guns and received neither.

10 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Those glasses have zero correction 

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Gogurt looks like a broke-ass Lacey Chabert and needs to stop trying to make the Glock happen. Sgt-at-Arms locking it up daily is the best case scenario.

What kinda patriot carries a damn euro-gun anyway?

I can't wait for her to come at the queen and miss then AOC scalps her.

 

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I thought Republicans didn't want bartenders in congress

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So, Colorado Fitlump?

That's a really underrated spa in Pueblo.  

I can't wait for her to come at the queen and miss then AOC scalps her.
 


That will be spectacular if they try it. AOC got game.
11 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I can't wait for her to come at the queen and miss then AOC scalps her.

 

Fox News was promoting her hardcore this morning.  Here's the difference between The Squad and the Anti-Squad:

The Squad wants everyone to have healthcare, income, a healthy environment and equal justice under the law.

The Anti-Squad wants to carry their little guns around DC because they are gigantic pussies.  They have no platform, no ideas and no values. 

15 hours ago, MoJames said:

So disappointed in my district for electing this newly GED carrying, met her husband when he exposed himself...

Tits and a gun, Tits and a gun

We like the girls with the tits and a gun.

 

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59 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

What kinda patriot carries a damn euro-gun anyway?

Basically every cop in the country.

That ad was about what I expected. She will be in Congress for a couple or three turns and decide she grifted enough to head to Fox

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2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I can't wait for her to come at the queen and miss then AOC scalps her.

 

Wouldn't Liz Warren be the one doing the scalping?

I'm actually offended, but not surprised she would describe DC that way.  Especially since she's gonna live on Capitol Hill, which is one of the nicest neighborhoods in the city.  I'm pretty sure that alley she walks through is just off East Capitol, meaning those are garages to a bunch of multi-million dollar homes.

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2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Wouldn't Liz Warren be the one doing the scalping?

She'll get in on somewhere between 1/64 and 1/1028th of the action.

she seems batshit crazy, stupid, misinformed, delusional, and ignorant.   but still most definitely would.

2 minutes ago, thrillhammer said:

she seems batshit crazy, stupid, misinformed, delusional, and ignorant.   but still most definitely would.

Just get out before she wakes up.

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19 hours ago, MoJames said:

So disappointed in my district for electing this newly GED carrying, met her husband when he exposed himself, shitty bar owning, pandering imbecile. I guess the good part is the humor that will come forward the more she tries to put herself in the spotlight.

 

I guess Mackenzie Kelly can make it to Congress.

18 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

That ad was about what I expected. She will be in Congress for a couple or three turns and decide she grifted enough to head back home. This is the congressional equivalent of letting Adam Gase or Rich Kotite coach your football team.

That's how it use to be. We have allowed stupid a seat at the table. We have allowed caricatures to thrive because we don't call them out. She will be a leader in the party soon. Republicans have figured out how to avoid a lot of criticism. They are putting more women and also men with military experience. Neither group having any qualifications and usually with questionable backgrounds. And if you criticize their backgrounds, then you hate women or the military.

Hell, they even put up a kid that had disabilities who said that he wanted to be in the military and got him a seat. With certain areas digging in and becoming even more partisan, Rs will only need to run a bag of shit and add a flag and heels and they will win.

2 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

That's how it use to be. We have allowed stupid a seat at the table. We have allowed caricatures to thrive because we don't call them out. She will be a leader in the party soon. Republicans have figured out how to avoid a lot of criticism. They are putting more women and also men with military experience. Neither group having any qualifications and usually with questionable backgrounds. And if you criticize their backgrounds, then you hate women or the military.

Hell, they even put up a kid that had disabilities who said that he wanted to be in the military and got him a seat. With certain areas digging in and becoming even more partisan, Rs will only need to run a bag of shit and add a flag and heels and they will win.

One of my biggest pet peeves is if all these both siders keep screaming everyone in Congress is a corrupt kooky criminal....

That's who will run.  It's been a decades long campaign to turn Congress into a caricature to make them palatable to the average voter.

"Hey, since you think everyone in Congress is corrupt, stupid and an attention whore, just vote for me then" 

Let's not go overboard, here.  Congress has always had plenty of abject morons among its members.

One of my biggest pet peeves is if all these both siders keep screaming everyone in Congress is a corrupt kooky criminal....
That's who will run.  It's been a decades long campaign to turn Congress into a caricature to make them palatable to the average voter.
"Hey, since you think everyone in Congress is corrupt, stupid and an attention whore, just vote for me then" 


Sounds kinda like victim blaming.
1 hour ago, Pasken said:

I guess Mackenzie Kelly can make it to Congress.

She's not stopping at City Council.

20 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

I like tits and guns

Titties & Beer FTW. 

 

On 1/4/2021 at 5:51 PM, aggie08 said:

Open carry laws are the stupidest fucking thing. "I want to put everyone immediately on edge for absolutely no fucking reason as soon as I walk in!" I'm sure I'll get negged for that opinion on a Texas message board, but I don't give a shit.

If you want to conceal carry, go for it. Though why you would feel the need to in a Congress building with dozens of officers far more trained than your dumb ass is beyond me. Oh wait, I know why: "Vote for me dumb rednecks; I'm your wet dream!"

This post, uhhhhh, did not age well.

3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

This post, uhhhhh, did not age well.

good on you for calling it out.  goo.

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