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#2304
On 7/23/2022 at 5:27 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Episode 5 Reaction GIF by The Office

Watch that second clip again and look hire out ends... I imagine that's her o-face...

She's probably even angry when she comes

#2306
5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Notice how she didn't say that she hadn't slept with him, etc.

Also said she hadn't been an escort for Raphael.  Now, the male population in her home county...

#2308
On 7/21/2022 at 7:16 PM, Sbbruin said:


She keeps saying "Mr. Speaker." Is she addressing McCarthy, like he's the defacto SOTH? Or is it some other dig at Nancy?

Nancy is too busy to sit there and listen to this shit so they have a "guest" speaker who occupies the chair and operates the gavel while windbags perform for their constituents.

#2309
54 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Also said she hadn't been an escort for Raphael.  Now, the male population in her home county...

Yep, never denied being an escort.  I hope some trucker is getting paid hundreds of thousands in hush money to keep from revealing he once paid Lauren Boebert $250 for anal.

#2312
On 7/25/2022 at 1:05 PM, TexasEd said:

Nancy is too busy to sit there and listen to this shit so they have a "guest" speaker who occupies the chair and operates the gavel while windbags perform for their constituents.

This.  Nancy is too busy leveraging her $210K salary into a net worth of $115,000,000. That takes hard work. 

#2314
31 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

This.  Nancy is too busy leveraging her $210K salary into a net worth of $115,000,000. That takes hard work. 

Exactly how fucking stupid are you?

#2315
On 7/25/2022 at 2:40 PM, Goredho said:

Yep, never denied being an escort.  I hope some trucker is getting paid hundreds of thousands in hush money to keep from revealing he once paid Lauren Boebert $250 for anal.

Honestly, if she was ever a sex worker it wouldn't bother me, other than the Jesus-loving holier-than-thou hypocrisy.  

#2316
2 hours ago, Creasy Bear said:

This.  Nancy is too busy leveraging her $210K salary into a net worth of $115,000,000. That takes hard work. 

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Pelosi met Paul Frank Pelosi while attending college, and they married in September 1963. He owns a venture capital, financial consulting and real estate firm called Financial Leasing Services, INC. Thanks to Paul, the Pelosis own large stakes in companies like Facebook, Apple, Comcast, Shutterfly and the Walt Disney Co. Paul Pelosi also owns a few office buildings in San Francisco and commercial properties around California. In 2009 Paul spent $10 million to buy the Oakland Invaders United Football League team. The team, which was soon relocated and renamed the Sacramento Mountain Lions, was eventually shut down. They have five children and eight grandchildren. When in San Francisco, the Pelosis reside in the Pacific Heights neighborhood of San Francisco. They also own a vineyard in St. Helena, California, that is valued between $5 million and $25 million.

Negged for being disingenuous or having a deplorable lack of curiousity.*

 

*+rep for anyone who can name the movie that came from.

#2318
6 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Negged for being disingenuous

Ditto. 

CreasyBear, find out if the Pelosis wealth comes from graft and post your source. It's not enough to toss out a bomb likely built from right wing innuendo. 

Now whimper about the meanies who demand truth so meanly that you had to flee. Flee to Fuckyourselfland.

#2320

I should have 5 days to read a bill... on the other side,  they should only get the time allocated to them because they're actually college educated. 

I'm special, because my bootstraps are stronger and all these actual lawmakers should already have read it because they're educated in law type mumbo-jumbo. 

See the ada regarding congress 

#2322
8 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

In all fairness having to sound out most of the big words is definitely going to slow down her reading speed.

 

#2325
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

No Boobs McGee, it's not that the government doesn't trust us to own certain guns. I don't trust us. We define the government. (apologies for the pronouns)

#2326
21 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

That’s what your staff is for!

Also, lol.

 

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Ha! Jokes aside, I guess I don't see the issue? Some of these bills are thousands of pages long. 5 days with a staff fully committed to analysis of these huge, complex longcat bills seems reasonable if not still insufficient

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I'm sure her actual motivation is so some procedural deadline gets missed preventing the passage of legislation she disagrees with... But that doesn't mean it's a fundamentally bad idea

#2327
Yep, never denied being an escort.  I hope some trucker is getting paid hundreds of thousands in hush money to keep from revealing he once paid Lauren Boebert $250 for anal.
$250?
#2332
1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

The guy on the left just nods like somebody nearly deaf who doesn't hear a word. If I were talented enough with photoshop, I'd use him as a meme where you place more and more outlandish shit in the right frame. 

I guess I'd have to be even more talented to find shit more outlandish than (presumably) former escort Boebert generates on a daily basis.

#2337
On 7/29/2022 at 3:24 PM, Fastbreak said:


To be fair it wasn’t US dollars.

Australian dollars. 

Edited by FartingDreamer

#2341
On 8/1/2022 at 10:11 AM, SmokeyTheBear said:

But what about all the other countries who ban machines of war? 

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Dog-eaters. It's dog-eaters all the way down.

#2346
34 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Like she even believes in atoms. 

She'd definitely spell it Adams...

She believes in those

#2348
16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

GED at work for everyone to see.  Apologies to anyone here who has a GED. She just makes you guys look bad.

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