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#2401
On 7/14/2022 at 11:44 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

It wasn't on purpose, let's be clear about that. But once you start watching it's more fascinating than anything. 

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#2403
38 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why in the fresh hell are you quoting something from July? 

Hey man, it's hard keeping up with all of these threads.

#2404
4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I guess the 19th amendment wasn't on her GED exam ?

 

Bizarre question and bizarre response. Colorado politics seems like it sucks 

#2405
38 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Bizarre question and bizarre response. Colorado politics seems like it sucks 


just shows she has no position on a very hot button topic 

#2407
Bizarre question and bizarre response. Colorado politics seems like it sucks 
She sucks hard. But if CO sucks so much, maybe just don't come here?
#2409
9 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Boebert, "Hey, a lot of people go to the same high school for 20 years!"

Spade/Richard: "Yeah, they're called the teachers..."  

 

This is not getting enough love.

#2412

You are judging her performance incorrectly.  She wasn’t there to debate, she was there to give a wrestling promo.  She was there only to trigger a Pavlovian voting response to the name “Nancy Pelosi” from the typical rural western Colorado voter who is about one tax season away from going full Cliven Bundy.

 

#2414

I would expect all non idiots to know what’s the 1st, 2nd, and fifth deal with. 
 

I would expect a woman politician to know the 19th

#2415
1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I wouldn’t expect many people, even elected official, to recall each of the 27 amendments by number.

THERE ARE 27? That can't be right.

#2418

You can’t fault even a US Congressperson for not knowing all the amendments.  I don’t know all of them and I took ConLaw in law school.  
 

but there are some landmark ones that everyone should know besides the fucking gun one.  19th is a pretty big deal especially if your nickname is “boobs”.   If you don’t know the 23rd, cool.  Nobody fucking does.  
 

was it John mulaney that does the funny standup bit About the bill of rights?   

#2421
1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

THERE ARE 27? That can't be right.

 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

57

220

#2427
2 hours ago, Underdog said:

That’s a lot of GD Amendments. 

Not enough according to the GQP.

#2428
4 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Can't stand Boebert but I'm not sure I really 'get' the gotcha of that 19th Amendment clip.

Really?

#2429

Was it Boebert or MTG that literally said, out loud, in front of media that the U.S. Constitution can't change/evolve, that we can't edit it to fit our needs?  Apparently it's not "amending" it if you're stupid and don't know what that word means.  But seriously, one of 'em said it on a decent-sized media platform/outlet with no sense of irony and the interviewer just let it go.  This was about a year ago, maybe a hint less.  

#2431
8 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

It was Boobs McFoodpoisoning

odd name for a Breastaurant but I'm willing to at least go in and try the near beer and mozzarella sticks.

#2434

goddamn degenerates.  the rise of the internet and <some> people's view coincides with a deathwish from the rest. if i was a smarter man I would have seent it coming. 

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#2435

Is this real life?

I actually think I died sometime in mid January of 2006. I hope in the real world that Texas football is good, VY had a hof career with the Texans/Oilers and Trump got struck by lighting after a quadruple bogey.

#2439
2 hours ago, South Austin said:

God is trolling us.

He's certainly got a sick sense of humor.

#2441
On 9/12/2022 at 7:57 AM, SKJ said:

Stolen from twitters FcYumISWAAAFLA5.jpeg.c5a6df494d19dfcc18f4fc61aa71b15d.jpeg

Funny but not totally apt. Boobert actually does her best work when on her back.

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#2442

Apparently she has trouble with a teleprompter because it appears that she does not know how to fkn READ ANYTHING, much less a history book.

#2443
11 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Is this real life?

I actually think I died sometime in mid January of 2006. I hope in the real world that Texas football is good, VY had a hof career with the Texans/Oilers and Trump got struck by lighting after a quadruple bogey.

Mine was 2004.  Rolled my car on 360 and not sure I really made it out.

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#2445
1 hour ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Funny but not totally apt. Boobert actually does her best work when on her back.

I thought it was on her knees... At least that's what she said

#2447

Won ton killers only  lounge band.  

(thanks a lot jerk...now I'm going down the internet rabbit hole listening to their cuts)

#2448
8 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

The won ton killers are my favorite lounge band

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