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#3204
1 minute ago, speed817 said:

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Really bright. Since cordless hole punchers aren’t protected by the 2nd amendment, let’s ban those that are gas cycled or contain combustibles as unsafe. 

#3208
1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

Aren't all hole punchers cordless? 

No, we have an electric hole punch in our department office.

Honestly, it's pretty cool.  

And looking back, I probably spent too much time playing with it when we first got it.

 

 

#3209
11 hours ago, speed817 said:

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Ironically, she's a cordless hoe and I'd like to punch her. 

#3212

It's not strange at all.  Everybody walks around with two pairs of sunglasses without wearing either pair.  Totally normal thing to do.  

#3213
5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

It's not strange at all.  Everybody walks around with two pairs of sunglasses without wearing either pair.  Totally normal thing to do.  

And billfold in the chest pocket so all of the legion of pickpockets he wants to shoot can’t rob him.  

#3216
38 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

These people are so very strange.

28 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

It's not strange at all.  Everybody walks around with two pairs of sunglasses without wearing either pair.  Totally normal thing to do.  

I like that he probably thinks he's all about freedumb by supporting Boebert, but meanwhile he's wearing a John Deere hat.  It's a really nice touch by the simulatino.

#3217
4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I like that he probably thinks he's all about freedumb by supporting Boebert, but meanwhile he's wearing a John Deere hat.  It's a really nice touch by the simulatino.

And just what is a simu-latino??? 

#3218
Just now, Red Five said:

And just what is a simu-latino??? 

It's a misspelling that happened because I turned off auto-correct that was fucking with me while typing up a bunch of stuff elsewhere...but now....it has to be something...maybe a new kind of Real Doll......

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#3220
It's not strange at all.  Everybody walks around with two pairs of sunglasses without wearing either pair.  Totally normal thing to do.  
Sir, those are tactical reading glasses.
#3221

We laugh but my SiL, an optometrist, gets approached by vendors every so often.  They want to sell shooting glasses for seniors through her optical.  Her doctoral thinking is if you can’t even see to drive, maybe shooting semi automatics isn’t the best choice for you.  Meanwhile, she’s got an ENT referring her business for octogenarians that fucking hear or see anymore because they spend three hours a day blasting at the range.  These people don’t know where their grandchildren live but they know where the unsecured ammo is in the closet.  
 

anyway, I saw an el Camino the other day with an “Oakley: Thermonuclear Protection” sticker on the back window.  Dude driving it was probably 65.  Boss as fuck.  I’d party and shoot guns with that dude.  

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#3223

Solid rant 

Even if you found a feral child in the woods behind KMart being raised by a pack of raccoons, and then educated it using absolutely nothing but VHS tapes of Hercules with Kevin Sorbo, it would still have a better understanding of the U.S. Constitution than Lauren fucking Boebert

 

#3228
22 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Amos Moses springs to mind.

Boebert has nothing to worry about. Professional courtesy.

 

Is that more lipstick on her ass?

#3230
22 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Amos Moses springs to mind.

Boebert has nothing to worry about. Professional courtesy.

 

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#3231

This is an all-timer:

Boebert: The hearing today will help us better understand what congress can do so that activist stakeholders will not encourage woke corporate activism as we have seen recently with Anheuser-Busch, Disney, and even Nike

 

#3232
6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This is an all-timer:

Boebert: The hearing today will help us better understand what congress can do so that activist stakeholders will not encourage woke corporate activism as we have seen recently with Anheuser-Busch, Disney, and even Nike

 

Granny Lauren is a hoot without trying to be.

#3233
12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This is an all-timer:

Boebert: The hearing today will help us better understand what congress can do so that activist stakeholders will not encourage woke corporate activism as we have seen recently with Anheuser-Busch, Disney, and even Nike

 

She thought she was so clever with that rhyme 🤣🤣🤣

#3235
40 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This is an all-timer:

Boebert: The hearing today will help us better understand what congress can do so that activist stakeholders will not encourage woke corporate activism as we have seen recently with Anheuser-Busch, Disney, and even Nike

 

is that why her restaurant is closed?

#3237

You can tell by her cadence, she rehearsed the shit outta that little opener with TEDtalk voice coaches.  Although the content was garbage, her delivery and confidence was actually pretty good for being such a fucking moronic cunt. 

But Lauren, I don't know who writes up your stuff---but Nike and Disney have been marketing specifically to females and minorities for decades.  And I think they might be doing okay financially as a result.  Did A-B take a temporary hit for the LGBTQ+ cans?  Looks like a little bit.  Will 6 continents of drunken buffoons continue to buy InBev beers for decades to come?  I'm guessing so.  They were all here before you born and they'll all three be here long after you're gone.  Alcohol, Sports, Entertainment, and now Inclusiveness will long outlast stupidity and hatred.  

#3239

So this qunt wants to rescind the no-fly zone around Disney World and Disneyland. The no-fly zone that was put in after 9/11. It obviously has no chance of making it out of the House, into the Senate, or past Biden's veto. 

#3240
On 5/7/2023 at 3:10 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Amos Moses springs to mind.

Boebert has nothing to worry about. Professional courtesy.

 

God daminit those gators only had one job and they fucking blew it.

#3241
4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

but Nike and Disney have been marketing specifically to females and minorities for decades. 

I've been to Disneyworld a few times, and during one trip in the mid-90s it ended up being "Gay Days" at the park.  Honestly, it was a good time to go, because there were a lot fewer kids and everyone was generally in a good mood (and fabulously dressed).

#3242
On 5/3/2023 at 3:40 PM, Da Fino said:

Aren't all hole punchers cordless? 

This one appears to be. Wonder if we can get him out to Colorado? 

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#3243

Extremist Rep. [Granny] Lauren Boebert’s (R-Colo.) co-sponsoring of a bill to lionize the AR-15 rifle as America’s “national gun” was the subject of a scathing letter to The Denver Post this week.

“Is this a cruel joke?” asked Boebert constituent Andy Wiessner, who noted the firearm’s use in many mass shootings.

The letter denounced the rifle as a “weapon of war” that uses bullets “designed to tear human flesh to pieces by ‘yawing,’ tumbling or fragmenting in the body, thereby causing maximum internal bleeding and tissue damage.”

Stop voting for Republicans.

#3245
33 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I bet that dude doesn't know his ballistics at all.

Or what AR stands for.

#3246
12 hours ago, royiv said:

Or what AR stands for.

and yet none of that shit has anything to do with the merits of gun control in a crazy country that doesn’t need the current gun laws

#3247
On 5/8/2023 at 12:50 PM, Red Five said:

still would

She’d have you begging for a return to family values in about 4.3 seconds.

#3248
On 5/10/2023 at 6:57 PM, Beau Vine said:

This is an all-timer:

Boebert: The hearing today will help us better understand what congress can do so that activist stakeholders will not encourage woke corporate activism as we have seen recently with Anheuser-Busch, Disney, and even Nike

 

I don’t mean to take something she says seriously, but it she saying that employees, customers and the actual owners of the business shouldn’t be able to determine the way their company does business within the law? That’s literally an attack on capitalism. 

#3249
4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I don’t mean to take something she says seriously, but it she saying that employees, customers and the actual owners of the business shouldn’t be able to determine the way their company does business within the law? That’s literally an attack on capitalism. 

She’s too stupid to understand that 

#3250

You could just tell her it's corporate socialism, then woke capitalism, and finally ESG/DEI-based commerce.  Just let her get through all the machinations of stupidity fast.  Rip the band-aid off.  It's all related to drag shows anyway.  They need to hurry up and get to the next thing before late-summer debates begin.  We're racing to the bottom, may as well hurry up about it.

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