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#3401
2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And appears to breed quicker than intelligence. 
 

should have realized this was the end game. Smart people make fewer stupid decisions, but dumb people’s aren’t fatal often enough or early enough. 

Mike Judge our front told us. 

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#3402

This had to make Bobo burn...

Crockett: I am going to start with some nonsense she was trying to spew and unlike Ms. Boebert, I am legally trained and I also legislated before I got here

 

#3404
On 6/7/2023 at 10:42 AM, Smax said:

 

 

You were saying?

 

 

According to the Arlington National Cemetery database, Lauren Boebert used a photo of herself visiting a World War I veteran’s grave in her D-Day tweet below.The photo is captioned, “D-Day, honoring those that served.”D-Day occurred on June 6, 1944, during World War II. https://t.co/e4h8ZMg8j6

 

The old ghost still enjoyed the upskirt view.

#3405
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Female, Black, AND intelligent?

Knock me over with a feather.

 

and easy on the eyes, you know this eats GED granny up

#3406
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

The old ghost still enjoyed the upskirt view.

but probably not the stench 

#3407
2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This had to make Bobo burn...

Crockett: I am going to start with some nonsense she was trying to spew and unlike Ms. Boebert, I am legally trained and I also legislated before I got here

 

Is this woman old enough to be president?

why yes, yes she is. 

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#3410
4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Female, Black, AND intelligent?

Knock me over with a feather.

And she’s packin. Best be careful 

#3412
13 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

The old ghost still enjoyed the upskirt view.

Please, Mr. Ford. If you're down there somewhere... do us a solid.

 

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#3413
18 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Female, Black, AND intelligent?

Knock me over with a feather.

And, um, easy on the eyes, and from Texas. hits all the marks.

#3414

Scares the Charlie Kirks and Bobblehead Shapiro to death.  But yeah, when Ms. Crockett gets to cookin, sit back and enjoy. 

#3415
And, um, easy on the eyes, and from Texas. hits all the marks.

She was a Public Defender in Bowie County. She knows how to deal with these people.
#3416
I'm calling on every member of the Republican Party.It's time to find the steel in your spines and vote in favor of these articles of impeachment.We all know Joe Biden is wholly unqualified for this office and has completely failed at his duty to the American people.The… https://t.co/WzhFgX8RYn

 

 

#3418
🚨BREAKING: Rep. Lauren Boebert OFFICIALLY introduces Articles of Impeachment against Joe Biden"Joseph R. Biden Jr. has abused the powers of the office of President of the United States."

 

#3423

For what? I don't want to watch 8 minutes of that.

I bet it's something pretty serious, like attacking the Capitol or trying to bribe a foreign country to talk shit about his political enemy.

#3424

I watched the first few minutes, got bored, moved the slider over to around 7 minutes, and she was repeating the same thing like a broken record- about how he consistently and continuously ignored border laws or whatever.  

#3426
17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I watched the first few minutes, got bored, moved the slider over to around 7 minutes, and she was repeating the same thing like a broken record- about how he consistently and continuously ignored border laws or whatever.  

And I am sure that was verbatim - because "he consistently and continuously ignored border laws or whatever".

#3427
49 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

And I am sure that was verbatim - because "he consistently and continuously ignored border laws or whatever".

McCarthy urges Republicans to reject quick Biden impeachment vote (nbcnews.com)

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“Republicans need to stick together and get this man out office for his dereliction of duty on the Southern Border,” she tweeted Wednesday.

 

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Boebert did not attend the weekly House GOP Conference meeting, lawmakers said, so she did not hear McCarthy’s comments directly.

Another no-show for Boob.

#3428
2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:
🚨BREAKING: Rep. Lauren Boebert OFFICIALLY introduces Articles of Impeachment against Joe Biden"Joseph R. Biden Jr. has abused the powers of the office of President of the United States."

 

Copy-cat!!!

House GOP members not happy with Lauren Boebert for forcing a vote to impeach Joe Biden. In conference, Speaker McCarty argued against it, per attendees. Many are opposed. And even a backer, MTG, critcized Boebert for copying her impeachment resolution, calling her a “copy cat”

 

#3429
On 6/7/2023 at 5:14 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

And appears to breed quicker than intelligence. 
 

should have realized this was the end game. Smart people make fewer stupid decisions, but dumb people’s aren’t fatal often enough or early enough. 

I blame child proof caps and lighters. Before those inventions the stupids were culled pretty early before they could do much harm.

#3431
5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus H, members of the US Congress are calling colleagues "copy cats".  Shoot me now.

Kindergarten caucus.  In behavior, intelligence, maturity and education. 

#3433
According to sources in a Daily Beast article, Marjorie Taylor Greene called Lauren Boebert a “little bitch” here https://t.co/m4YrgaimGl

 

#3434
Rep Lauren Boebert (R-CO) just walked out of Speaker McCarthy’s office. Refused to answer any questions about her scuttled attempt to force vote on impeachment of Pres Biden. She speeds away.

 

#3435

Because of the border? So she wants to impeach him over policy disagreements? JFC, open a book every now and then you stupid fucking cunt.

#3436
1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Because of the border? So she wants to impeach him over policy disagreements? JFC, open a book every now and then you stupid fucking cunt.

Exactly.  She thinks impeachment should be used for policy disagreements.  Example number eleventy billion of why we are doomed.

#3437
2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Exactly.  She thinks impeachment should be used for policy disagreements.  Example number eleventy billion of why we are doomed.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Because of the border? So she wants to impeach him over policy disagreements? JFC, open a book every now and then you stupid fucking cunt.

We need to encourage people like her with talk of "if the Republicans wanted this solved, they would have solved it under Trump. Don't you get it, McCarthy and all the other Republicans are really just Democrats with (R) next to their names, and when you take George Soros's money, you are expected to produce for him and that's what McCarthy and everybody else taking Soros's money are doing.  If you want to change things, you're going to have to go third party, because the Republicans only care about keeping The Swamp happy".

Or something like that.

#3438
Ok, I know the news media wants to keep talking about Russia as usual… but will someone step up and inform the American people about the $5 million bribes that Biden took?Will someone step up and discuss the WhatsApp messages Hunter sent out threatening a Chinese businessman…

 

#3439

bitch you don't have to wait for The Media... you got evidence of a bribe, when is your stupid ass gonna 'step up'??

 

 

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#3440
It was an honor to receive the Champion of Limited Government Award from the Institute for Legislative Analysis.Based on 38,655 votes and 122 detailed policy analyses, I was ranked in the top 10 for effective legislators. This is the most comprehensive and in-depth federal…

 

#3442

She def fucked both of those guys after 

#3443
Let's get a tighter shot of that award.— Francisco Vives (T.A.F.K.A. Paco Luís ♏ontaña)⚛ (@Franks2ndlife)

 

#3445
30 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
It was an honor to receive the Champion of Limited Government Award from the Institute for Legislative Analysis.Based on 38,655 votes and 122 detailed policy analyses, I was ranked in the top 10 for effective legislators. This is the most comprehensive and in-depth federal…

 

Is she a spinner? I don’t want her name in my search history to look it up. 
 

#3450
On 6/26/2023 at 4:30 PM, mchookem said:

bitch you don't have to wait for The Media... you got evidence of a bribe, when is your stupid ass gonna 'step up'??

 

 

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You know why.  They have no evidence.

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