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#4151
25 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

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How many women do you know who would jerk you off during a children’s musical at a theater?

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#4152
12 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Which one?  Asking for a friend.

If you have to ask price, might be drag.  The other is dragged Lauren. 

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#4153
9 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Welcome to the party pal

I recommend the pics of her whacking the guy off in a theater.

Oh shit!  I’m in the cloak room.  You motherfuckers!! 

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#4154
1 hour ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

Oh shit!  I’m in the cloak room.  You motherfuckers!! 

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#4155
On 1/28/2024 at 4:57 PM, Smax said:
Lauren Boebert finishes 5th in a straw poll at the first GOP primary debate in her new district. She received just 10% of the vote from the Republicans who participated in the survey at the debate.She's finished.

 

She's only a few months away from showing us her asshole online. I'm ready!

#4156
4 minutes ago, Burt said:

She's only a few months away from showing us her asshole online. I'm ready!

That might increase her vote share from the party of family values. 

#4158
17 minutes ago, Burt said:

She's only a few months away from showing us her asshole online. I'm ready!

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#4160
1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:


Trailer SwGrift

 

#4162
21 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

How many women do you know who would jerk you off during a children’s musical at a theater?

One. But she's wanted by the POlice, and my wife thinks she's dead.

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#4163

 

McClain: Please keep your hands above the table. I know it’s date night for some of you but no inappropriate touching. That includes you Lauren Boebert.

 

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#4165

Well at least he made his wife Don a Hijab.  Oh sorry, her idol Don made her do a Handjob.  My hearing is getting worse.  

#4166
43 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

probably been posted before but i ain't scrolling thru 84 pages to find out.

 

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Yeah, but most of those are just Time/Life Series books about the Old West, Civil War and WWII.  But he does probably have a full auto AK slung up behind him.  

#4170
22 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Has this cunt lost her primary yet?

Soon.  She's polling in the back of the field. 

#4172

Things will get fun when she loses the primary in that new district.  She and her husband will have about 400 K to split in their divorce.  Since they are both legit stupid, white trash, it may be that they don’t agree how to split the assets and they will spend a bunch of lawyers fees revealing bad things about each other that won’t change the community property settlement, but will let their trash flag fly.

At least I hope so.

#4173
6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Things will get fun when she loses the primary in that new district.  She and her husband will have about 400 K to split in their divorce.  Since they are both legit stupid, white trash, it may be that they don’t agree how to split the assets and they will spend a bunch of lawyers fees revealing bad things about each other that won’t change the community property settlement, but will let their trash flag fly.

At least I hope so.

Would be funny if she started an only fans.  If she does,  one person here should bite the bullet, pay, and link everything to us on this thread.

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#4174
1 minute ago, Voldemort86 said:

Would be funny if she started an only fans.  If she does,  one person here should bite the bullet, pay, and link everything to us on this thread.

I have absolutely no facts, but I do have faith that those two Nimrods will have done a lot of things with their new money - to the exclusion of paying their correct taxes.  A tax audit of those two would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

#4175
42 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Things will get fun when she loses the primary in that new district.  She and her husband will have about 400 K to split in their divorce.  Since they are both legit stupid, white trash, it may be that they don’t agree how to split the assets and they will spend a bunch of lawyers fees revealing bad things about each other that won’t change the community property settlement, but will let their trash flag fly.

At least I hope so.

My money is on her teaming up with George Santos on some really trashy reality TV show.

#4176
2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

My money is on her teaming up with George Santos on some really trashy reality TV show.

America: 

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#4177
2 hours ago, Satchel said:

My money is on her teaming up with George Santos on some really trashy reality TV show.

Covering such riveting topics like rating/ranking Congressional Cocks, who had the biggest, smallest, tastiest, nastiest, etc… 

#4178
6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Something something a pole in the back.

Is that worth two in the bush?

#4180
Would be funny if she started an only fans.  If she does,  one person here should bite the bullet, pay, and link everything to us on this thread.

I’ll do it.
#4181
Things will get fun when she loses the primary in that new district.  She and her husband will have about 400 K to split in their divorce.  Since they are both legit stupid, white trash, it may be that they don’t agree how to split the assets and they will spend a bunch of lawyers fees revealing bad things about each other that won’t change the community property settlement, but will let their trash flag fly.
At least I hope so.
She's already divorced.
#4183
10 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I have absolutely no facts, but I do have faith that those two Nimrods will have done a lot of things with their new money - to the exclusion of paying their correct taxes.  A tax audit of those two would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

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Congresswoman Lauren Boebert cast her first vote in the 118th Congress to defund Democrats' proposal to hire 87,000 new IRS agents. Congresswoman Lauren Boebert stated, “House Republicans are keeping our promises to the American people by defunding the 87,000 IRS agents put in place by House Democrats last year.Jan 11, 2023

 

#4184
11 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Would be funny if she started an only fans.  If she does,  one person here should bite the bullet, pay, and link everything to us on this thread.

i might volunteer for that

#4185
1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:
11 hours ago, Gatorubet said:
Things will get fun when she loses the primary in that new district.  She and her husband will have about 400 K to split in their divorce.  Since they are both legit stupid, white trash, it may be that they don’t agree how to split the assets and they will spend a bunch of lawyers fees revealing bad things about each other that won’t change the community property settlement, but will let their trash flag fly.
At least I hope so.

She's already divorced.

 

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

As long as the balls don’t touch.  

Ahhhhhhhh y'all are no fun.

Wait... she available, then? Might hit it just to say I did it, then quit it

#4186
4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

i might volunteer for that

 

4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

 

Ahhhhhhhh y'all are no fun.

Wait... she available, then? Might hit it just to say I did it, then quit it

There is a near 100% chance that within one calendar year, you can just pay her for sex.

#4187

😅  I love how twisted she gets you queefs.  84 pages! 

I've never really been in the CR.  It's basically a one sided echo chamber?  I had no idea.

 

It really has this energy in here.  Hilarious!!  Keep up the good work.

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#4188
9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

There is a near 100% chance that within one calendar year, you can just pay her for sex.

I've definitely dated/fucked worse hoes than this.

Well.

Just the one.

#4189
9 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

😅  I love how twisted she gets you queefs.  84 pages! 

I've never really been in the CR.  It's basically a one sided echo chamber?  I had no idea.

 

It really has this energy in here.  Hilarious!!  Keep up the good work.

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There it is, folks.  The current day GOP's policy.  Does it make the libs mad?  Then do it!

#4190
6 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

There it is, folks.  The current day GOP's policy.  Does it make the libs mad?  Then do it!

😂  You guys need to relax. 

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#4191
4 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

😂  You guys need to relax. 

How about you randomly show up and call everyone queefs again. That should do it. 

#4192
24 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

😅  I love how twisted she gets you queefs.  84 pages! 

I've never really been in the CR.  It's basically a one sided echo chamber?  I had no idea.

 

It really has this energy in here.  Hilarious!!  Keep up the good work.

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Twisted? I mean, only if she won't put out.

I don't know what that photo is.

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#4194

You mean to tell me that Pokoloco is just another dumb shit troll, and he wasn't arguing in good faith when he pondered, "Hey, what if the non-binary teenager that died after being bullied called her attackers-- who I assume must be black--the "N" word?" I am shocked and stunned and stupefied.

#4195
26 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

😂  You guys need to relax. 

You should lay off the Facebook and email RE:RE:RE: stories.  

People are dying in Ukraine because of her voting.  That's worth being annoyed over.  

20 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Twisted? I mean, only if she won't put out.

I don't know what that photo is.

It's the two Puerto Rican guys from Seinfeld.  "Was you talkin' to me?"

#4196

Because you was obviously talking to one of us!  Who!  Who?  Who?  

I pos rep'd him because I love those guys from Seinfeld.  He totally doesn't come into the CR though because it's an echo chamber, but when he does it's for handjobs and handouts.  Well played Loko

#4197
35 minutes ago, Red Five said:

How about you randomly show up and call everyone queefs again. That should do it. 

Sorry, it just seemed right. I will absolutely never wander over here again. Bunch of shrieking bullies in here. 

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#4198
3 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

Sorry, it just seemed right. I will absolutely never wander over here again. Bunch of shrieking bullies in here. 

Oh.

The fucking.

Irony.

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#4199
4 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

Sorry, it just seemed right. I will absolutely never wander over here again. Bunch of shrieking bullies in here. 

You should hang out get to to know the place. Don’t run away because you came in blazing with some shitty hot takes and got called on it. The funniest shit on the board goes down in the CR. Sometimes at the expense of posters like you, but hey, I still get to laugh!

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#4200
12 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

Sorry, it just seemed right. I will absolutely never wander over here again. Bunch of shrieking bullies in here. 

She's legit retarded, barely got her GED past 30yo after like 3 tries, gives birth out of wedlock in pickup trucks, prides herself on running a gun-themed restaurant with health-code violation food, ex-husband is a pedophile, grandmother before most of us became parents, votes like she doesn't know shit about fuck, gives out hand-jobs at kid's musicals, would suck the taint sweat off your Orange God, has never formed a complete sentence in her entire time in Congress, and got bigger tits.  And you're surprised we comment on her?

"But Poko sir, this a Surly's..."  

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