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8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Habsburg, Hapsburg, Hamburglars, IDGAF....off with their heads.

No Coke...Pepsi!

Who doesn't store guns on their bookshelves? Only the special kind of idiots who probably only bought, and pose with, guns as a gimic to get elected..

 

 

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1 hour ago, pacman said:

Who doesn't store guns on their bookshelves? Only the special kind of idiots who probably only bought, and pose with, guns as a gimic to get elected..

 

 

I bet when she's on the phone yellin at Mama and slams a door, all that ordnance falls all over the floor.

1 hour ago, pacman said:

Who doesn't store guns on their bookshelves? Only the special kind of idiots who probably only bought, and pose with, guns as a gimic to get elected..

 

 

Well, at least she doesn't have any kids ... what's that? 4 sons, huh?  Oh, well maybe one of these days they'll "fix the glitch" for us.

1 hour ago, pacman said:

Who doesn't store guns on their bookshelves? Only the special kind of idiots who probably only bought, and pose with, guns as a gimic to get elected..

 

 

Blue package upper left. Are those wipes?

did she start building tom servo back there?

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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At least we know this guy read books.

I wonder if Bin Laden's apartment also smelled of rich mahogany. 

Also, Congresswoman Boebert---I'm a 2A proponent.  But when you're an elected official, never take a photo that shows you own more guns than you own books.  Not a great look.  Even your dumbest constituents with a couple dozen weapons at least own a set of inherited encyclopedias and the complete works of Mr. Joel Osteen.  

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This stupid sack of hair extensions and Kohl’s separates.

First of all, it's President Biden...you pre-cum baby.  I guess since you worship a game show host, ordering an in-state funeral for a radio talk-show host seems rational to you.  But no, we're not lowering the flags for Rush Limbaugh.  You have access to a trove of information on who, and how, the United States Government acknowledges the deaths of certain people.  So go do this really weird thing called "reading", and get back to us.  

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

This stupid sack of hair extensions and Kohl’s separates.
 

 

fuck that cunt and boebert !!!

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

This stupid sack of hair extensions and Kohl’s separates.

This is mahvellous.

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1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

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3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

This stupid sack of hair extensions and Kohl’s separates.
 

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I thought she spent a decent amount of her campaign money on unknown items, surely she should have dropped a couple of thousand at some place other than at Kohl's. 

You KNOW there are nudes. Someone's just saving them for the right time.

White trash hot doh...



Would I? Yes.

Am I proud of that? Definitely not.
26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Would I? Yes.

Am I proud of that? Definitely not.

I'd give her the ol' Tony Danza (look it up)

43 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

You KNOW there are nudes. Someone's just saving them for the right time.

Nudes? She has video with commentary out there 

9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Nudes? She has video with commentary out there 

Could you be a little more specific than “out there?”

3 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

I thought she spent a decent amount of her campaign money on unknown items, surely she should have dropped a couple of thousand at some place other than at Kohl's. 

No no no. You wait until you’re in office and expense it to your house account. 

1 hour ago, woohorn said:

White trash hot doh...
 

Eh I’m not even at half staff w this

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3 hours ago, woohorn said:

White trash hot doh...
 

those calves would make earl campbell jealous

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

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9 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Just reading this the first time, I thought "blah, blah, hurr, durr."  

Upon further review:

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27 amendments - The US Constitution has 27 amendments that protect the rights of Americans.Jan 7, 2021

 

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

What happened to her neck?

Geoffrey the giraffe was created in 1960 for Toys"R"Us. "I ...

Put her in a pair of shoulder pads and a neck roll and she'd look like Steve Grogan.

Judges would have also accepted Scott Derry.  

Can't just rewrite a Constitution. I think James Madison said something like that in 1787.

Well shit Obama should have ran again in 2016 and told the Supreme Court “you can’t rewrite the constitution, that amendment doesn’t count”

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Put her in a pair of shoulder pads and a neck roll and she'd look like Steve Grogan.

Now what has Mr. Grogan ever done to you? 

Shit, I think he said "Steve Coogan" and I just couldn't see it.  I'm losing my mind.

Image result for steve coogan

 

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Put her in a pair of shoulder pads and a neck roll and she'd look like Steve Grogan.

 

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Judges would have also accepted Scott Derry.  

The answers you are looking for are Merton Hanks or Mike Glennon.

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Harvey Williams was up there too.  

 

 

 

15 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Damn. Walmart Barbie can get it.

12 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Damn. Walmart Barbie can get it.

Yeah I am kind of a snob but that's a honky tonk special I would not be able to resist. Both pics. Hot as she is I wouldn't be able to get out of the fast enough after (possibly) a wake up fuck though. Been there done that; no matter how hot, and how well they bang, you can't be banging *all* the time, and the devil is in the in-between. Jesus Christ, sitting through those intervals makes watching Michigan State football seem energizing. 

 Oh and obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfXs0m32A8E

 

Who was angrier?   Boobert or OBL?

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