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Who was angrier?   Boobert or OBL?
I feel like OBL would make for an angrier angry dolphin for sure.

well back in the day at least
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I know we love our democracy around here, but it's good to remember that it gives us this outcome as well:

 

On 2/20/2021 at 8:41 PM, cactusflinthead said:

I haven't seen room rater yet on her background noise.

 

OBL could probably read all of his, too. 

33 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

I know we love our democracy around here, but it's good to remember that it gives us this outcome as well:

 

She seems like a real policy wonk, knowing the ins and outs of a piece of legislation.  I liked her better when she was the Shift Manager at an open carry Twin Peaks.

we should do away with having fellow americans represent us.  instead we all get to vote for 1 thing we want to happen with the government.  The top 50 choices get written out on a chicken-shit bingo card and once a month we let full-bellied hen go to town and then implement that square.  you could still have fights over redistricting of squares and what not, but I can't take the partisan-hack moronic braying of these people who somehow find their way into office.

I couldn't wait until she lost and the awful commercials and promo shit stopped.  Then she won.  Ugh.

Can't she go back to shotgun willies? 

24 minutes ago, Doc Holliday said:

Can't she go back to shotgun willies? 

Username checks out.

Frankly, I thought there would be more tits in the thread.....

What's that word, that old expression?  

Mao Tse Tung said, "Tits must come through the barrel of a gun."  

/LarryLove

 

 

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On 2/22/2021 at 6:49 PM, Lobo said:

What's that word, that old expression?  

Mao Tse Tung said, "Tits must come through the barrel of a gun."  

/LarryLove

 

 

I am the walrus?

 

@mojames - can you rename this thread "Boobert, tits and a gun."  Pretty please?

Frankly, I thought there would be more tits in the thread.....

Only reason I’m still here.

I don’t think Sharice Davids is impressed by Bobo’s arms, but there was an attempt.

 

On one hand, what CO public lands are being closed? On the other, public land talk from MAGA seems... disingenuous. MAGA’s Golden Calves couldn’t be bothered to fight fire on National land, too busy trying to squeeze profit from such through mining..

I'm willing to bet she has no idea of how any of that gubbermint stuff actually works.  

"Lifestyles of the rich and famous illegal immigrants" indeed.  

It would be nice if someone would point out to Quaren the givers/takers in terms of states & the Federal government.

Several did just that in their response to her tweet. 

1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

On one hand, what CO public lands are being closed? On the other, public land talk from MAGA seems... disingenuous. MAGA’s Golden Calves couldn’t be bothered to fight fire on National land, too busy trying to squeeze profit from such through mining..

yeah what public lands? what? public anything is a legit laugh here for the Qs

"freedom of religion" is now at the end of its rope in the US. it was always a short term farce anyway. there is no such thing.

hey! she has confidence ergo someone clap! 

just checking in on a QPACers. looking about as expected.

22 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Several did just that in their response to her tweet. 

What, you wanted me to read?

LOL.  I took one for the team and read a bit of her twitter thread, a few listed Top-10 States receiving Federal aid with NM #1 followed by about 8 or 9 Red States, the usual suspects from the South. 

17 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Bless her heart.

 

 

Person, Woman, Man, TV 

It isn't Kushner, or Stephen Miller or Steve Bannon?

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Bless her heart.

 

 

I’ve read this five times and I don’t get it. Is she trying to say Biden is controlled by special interests? Is this a deep state conspiracy? Is this about (((((Jews))))) secretly running the world?

Its certainly not about campaign finance fraud, although I bet she has a thing or two to say about that

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I’ve read this five times and I don’t get it. Is she trying to say Biden is controlled by special interests? Is this a deep state conspiracy? Is this about (((((Jews))))) secretly running the world?

Its certainly not about campaign finance fraud, although I bet she has a thing or two to say about that

Or it's the one where Biden is actually dead, and they've been pumping out CGI speeches from a bunker.

Or maybe Harris has already taken over on the down low.

Hard to keep track of with these people.

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Too lazy to look and my browser history could use a break, but if these idiots aren't using Kamala's Indian side against her they are missing out on some slam dunk fearmongering. 

Kali-mala Harris, Destroyer of Worlds (but especially White ones)

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5 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Too lazy to look and my browser history could use a break, but if these idiots aren't using Kamala's Indian side against her they are missing out on some slam dunk fearmongering. 

Kali-mala Harris, Destroyer of Worlds (but especially White ones)

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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Or, as I've been telling y'all from out here on the ledge....

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On one hand, what CO public lands are being closed? On the other, public land talk from MAGA seems... disingenuous. MAGA’s Golden Calves couldn’t be bothered to fight fire on National land, too busy trying to squeeze profit from such through mining..


“Who’s going to rake the forest - you?”

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Or, as I've been telling y'all from out here on the ledge....
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The fucking frowny face at the end on that gif never fails to make me legit LOL [emoji38]

That's some real-life Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho shit. 

On 3/1/2021 at 12:41 PM, Pig Bellmont said:

I’ve read this five times and I don’t get it. Is she trying to say Biden is controlled by special interests? Is this a deep state conspiracy? Is this about (((((Jews))))) secretly running the world?

Its certainly not about campaign finance fraud, although I bet she has a thing or two to say about that

That has been a fairly constant refrain of Trumpers that implicitly acknowledges that Joe is an alright human being and a not-very-dangerous politician.

According to them, he's an empty suit fronting the Kamala/AOC/Bernie/Omar administration (fill in with your favorite brown/commie/pinko/faget).

Her videos have the feel of a PI lawyer's TV ads.

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8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Her videos have the feel of a PI lawyer's TV ads.

Narrator: "Have you been injured by... SOCIALISM?!?"

The head on shot when she is walking looks like she isn't moving because the buildings stay the same size. It is like she was on a treadmill. 

. . . is she referring to the wall that was built under the Trump Administration because her constituents stormed the Capitol Building?  Asking for a friend.

21 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Her videos have the feel of a PI lawyer's TV ads.

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Guards are probably thinking, 'there's goes that crazy bitch again.' 

11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Every single thing about that is a lie.  

The reason we need a wall is to keep her constituents and their (sounds effects) guns out.  

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1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

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Everyone should donate one cent or less if possible with a note saying go fuck yourself. 

Tits and a gun with nothing inbetween.

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

Also, can Rockstar Games sue her for ripping off their sound effects from Red Dead Redemption on her oh so dignified gunplay sign off?

big brain gamer!

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