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The same lady who worships Trump, the guy who ran a presidential campaign on LOCK HER UP..... is mad people want HER locked up?

Sounds like she found out.

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I'm looking forward to the DOJ charges against her as a co-conspirator to Jan 6th. That's gonna be good theater

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6 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Her videos have the feel of a PI lawyer's TV ads.

 

if she can take a GED type test to get her law degree, she'll be all over it 

36 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'm looking forward to the DOJ charges against her as a co-conspirator to Jan 6th. That's gonna be good theater

 

this really really needs to happen 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

if she can take a GED type test to get her law degree, she'll be all over it 

University-of-american-samoa-law-school-

3 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Everyone should donate one cent or less if possible with a note saying go fuck yourself. 

Or donate 18.12

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

$1 is the minimum donation.  

Can you switch the currency to pesos?

4 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

The same lady who worships Trump, the guy who ran a presidential campaign on LOCK HER UP..... is mad people want HER locked up?

Sounds like she found out.

STRING HER UP!

On 1/16/2021 at 8:17 PM, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

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On 1/16/2021 at 7:17 PM, cactusflinthead said:

 

And I'll say it again.  She studied Frankie McDonald's mannerisms.  Actually, she didn't study them, she just acquired them naturally:

 

A lot of people talk with their hands in informal environments.  But public speaking at a podium, using your hands a lot is kind of a strange affectation.

And her vocal thing, like Frankie's, reeks of a high schooler trying to barf out a Shakespeare memorization before she forgets and fucks something up.

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On 3/8/2021 at 11:33 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

ahh i finally realized what this reminded me of...

 

13 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

They need to start hiring people to fact check these assholes in real time.  We have the technology.  Next person up should be able to give the My Cousin Vinny line.  Everything that dumb bitch just said is bullshit.

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I've had a thing for that flight attendant hostess in that video, since it came out.

I too like attractive women, we should be friends

From that article in HJ's link:

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The president’s reelection campaign invited Boebert to his July Fourth appearance at Mount Rushmore, where she was seated next to Trump’s former press secretary Sarah Sanders, and where she and Trump had a few moments to chat about guns.  

I would loooooove to hear her and Dotard chatting about guns.  

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I've had a thing for that flight attendant hostess in that video, since it came out.

 

30 minutes ago, B00M said:

I too like attractive women, we should be friends

Careful, Diggler...

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4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

 

Careful, Diggler...

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Bet he smells like imitation crab meat.  

5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I've had a thing for that flight attendant hostess in that video, since it came out.

I've searched that video out and watched it.  She blows a kiss at the end.  

14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

She raises shaggy bevos!  How can she lose?

Just came here to post that!

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17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

She raises shaggy bevos!  How can she lose?

Maybe she does a Reddit AMA.

I'm sure she's orders of magintude better than Boebert but I just hate all of his staged ranching symbolism and talk about who's tough and who's not.  I don't care whether you're a rancher or a secretary. i want to hear your ideas. Oh, and how you're going to nude wrestle Boebert in a giant tub full of jello. 

 

5 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Maybe she does a Reddit AMA.

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1 minute ago, MoJames said:

 

And get off of Facebook.


You say that like you don't even care that my sister's brother-in-law is skiing in Colorado.

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2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


You say that like you don't even care that my sister's brother-in-law is skiing in Colorado.

"skiing"

lol I thought “raising shaggy bevos” was a dirty metaphor until I saw the screenshot.

12 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

lol I thought “raising shaggy bevos” was a dirty metaphor until I saw the screenshot.

We could make it one if you really like. Hubba hubba.

4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

We could make it one if you really like. Hubba hubba.

Buncha hard ducks around here.

26 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I'm sure she's orders of magintude better than Boebert but I just hate all of his staged ranching symbolism and talk about who's tough and who's not.  I don't care whether you're a rancher or a secretary. i want to hear your ideas. Oh, and how you're going to nude wrestle Boebert in a giant tub full of jello. 

 

Agreed.

I also have this sneaking suspicion that Ms. Donovan is rich af.  I'm not sure Highland Cattle are emblematic of a real working ranch.

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Buncha hard ducks around here.

Better than a donkey cigar.

On 3/10/2021 at 10:17 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

I've had a thing for that flight attendant hostess in that video, since it came out.

Deltalina still has my heart 1:50 is the scene you’re looking for.

 

22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Buncha hard ducks around here.

Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...GOOSE!

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

Nice.

And get off of Facebook.

Interest groups are about the only thing keeping me there now. I've also blocked or unfriended almost all the shit heads, so my feed isn't too bad. 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Agreed.

I also have this sneaking suspicion that Ms. Donovan is rich af.  I'm not sure Highland Cattle are emblematic of a real working ranch.

They are the potbellied pigs of cattle breeds.  Not sure on Colorado's property tax laws, but in Texas they're just there for the ag exemption.

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Buncha hard ducks around here.

lol I’m never going to live that down.
7 hours ago, kevwun said:

They are the potbellied pigs of cattle breeds.  Not sure on Colorado's property tax laws, but in Texas they're just there for the ag exemption.

Depending on the price of beef, dealing in fancy cattle breeds might actually be more profitable than raising them for meat. There are lots of folks out there that will pay good money for the perfect pasture ornament. That is one of the main reasons it is easy to find a good longhorn with a nice set of horns. Otherwise they would be damn near extinct.

15 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


lol I’m never going to live that down.

Ducks to the left of me, Ducks to the right.  Here I am, duck in the middle with you.

I really think Rs are going to put up an actual bag of shit to run for Congress at some point. After it wins, the headline will be “A bag of crap found a way to win a congressional seat without anyone noticing!”

 

 

 

Boebert's husband showed his duck to a teenaged girl. 

2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Boebert's husband showed his duck to a teenaged girl. 

did it quack?

 

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

did it quack?

 

Your avatar is really grooving along with that song.

1 hour ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I really think Rs are going to put up an actual bag of shit to run for Congress at some point.

It's only logical, given that they had one in the White House for the past four years.

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

did it quack?

 

This is what I always picture RD Canecutter looking like.

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