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I wonder if Lauren has ever had an abortion?

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20 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I wonder if Lauren has ever had a year when she hasn't had an abortion?

fify

37 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

She has a slattern’s approach to decorum.

 

It will be a shame if the fascists win and erase as much of history as they can. I do hope some are preserving these accounts in print as opposed to electronically. Five decades from now and the story surfaces of people who were so offended wearing a piece of cloth to prohibit germs that they treated others with disdain, abuse, and physical harm.

Drop her in the middle of the general pop at Rahway.  

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Drop her in the middle of the general pop at Rahway.  

Her rap sheet starts at majority, I'd not be surprised if she's got a juvenile record.

Appearances have zero to do with politics or intelligence, but I can't stop thinking about how she's always got that "ready to give a quality blowjob" face.

 

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Appearances have zero to do with politics or intelligence, but I can't stop thinking about how she's always got that "ready to give a quality blowjob" face.
 
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It wouldn’t be quality. Nothing she does is.
2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

She has a slattern’s approach to decorum.

And I learned a new word today.

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And I learned a new word today.

I thought everyone knew Slattern was South Austin's mom's first name?

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You know who throws temper tantrums like that, and are easily triggered? 

Little kids.

And grown-ass Republicans.

2 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Appearances have zero to do with politics or intelligence, but I can't stop thinking about how she's always got that "ready to give a quality blowjob" face.

 

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3 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Her rap sheet starts at majority, I'd not be surprised if she's got a juvenile record.

I bet the gen pop would like a shot at her pecker poppin' out at underage girls hubby also. 

10 hours ago, Underdog said:

I bet the gen pop would like a shot at her pecker poppin' out at underage girls hubby also. 

He would be checked in really quickly.  Not before they beat the shit out of him in most instances.  

Hell,  I bet he wouldn't even go out on the yard... he'd probably ask for PC before they even classified him

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Boebert’s testimony before the select committee will be must see TV. Watching her explain her out of hours tour of the Capitol with a sympathetic Capitol Hill police officer and her incendiary deleted tweets should be fun.

44 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

She's getting roasted for that Tweet.  But then again, Republican's like hot fires.

As I don’t follow NY state politics, I don’t know the details of Cuomo’s public sins, other than making nursing homes accept folks with covid. I also know he’s been credibly accused of sexual harassment.

And I know Rs have proudly added blatant-hypocrite to their brand.

Am sorry missing something important?

 

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22 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

And I know Rs have proudly added blatant-hypocrite to their brand.

You've got it all wrong.  DonkeyCigars says the Rs are not hypocrites.  That's why they're so successful.

2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

You've got it all wrong.  DonkeyCigars says the Rs are not hypocrites.  That's why they're so successful.

Ah. Noted.

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Not enough bad things can happen to this traitor. 
 

 

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On 8/10/2021 at 4:19 PM, Satchel said:

Boebert’s testimony before the select committee will be must see TV. Watching her explain her out of hours tour of the Capitol with a sympathetic Capitol Hill police officer and her incendiary deleted tweets should be fun.

And while they are deleted now, you know someone saved them.  Hell, they may be on this website!

39 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Not enough bad things can happen to this traitor. 

 

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Ok. Now this admiration (for the Taliban) makes sense if one applies LaurenLogic. Under the Taliban, females don't need school and therefore that GED would've been totally unnecessary to run for office...oh wait. Yep, LaurenLogic.

i'm a big fan of everybody just calling her stupid. i mean, it's true. so simple.

What a boob

 

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Klannie Oakley. I'm stealing that one.

he's the ideal o/g company employee - 

1. sexually exposed himself to a minor

2. ill guess hs drop out, but married a hs drop out

3. domestic violence 

4. ill guess he frequently drives drunk 

5. loud white trash 

 

 

Half a million for one consulting contract?  Whether that’s normal in the industry or not, it’s too much.  Assuming there’s no implementation. 

That’s a lot for someone who was a well site supervisor.

On 8/11/2021 at 12:19 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Did we miss something? Or did I.

 

it's kinda crazy how many current elected officials were plucked from this site. literally paid actors. chances are most of them don't believe what they espouse, they're just in it for the paycheck

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

That’s a lot for someone who was a well site supervisor.

Maybe he had additional duties that required him to show his dong to underage girls, did you think of that?  That's probably worth a bump in pay.  I'll have to look at some info on what that sort of job pays.  Is that under "dong-showing," or under "crimes against minors?"  Job-posting sites are notoriously hard to search.

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Maybe he had additional duties that required him to show his dong to underage girls, did you think of that?  That's probably worth a bump in pay.  I'll have to look at some info on what that sort of job pays.  Is that under "dong-showing," or under "crimes against minors?"  Job-posting sites are notoriously hard to search.

 

im guessing he helped organize company HH's and the Xmas party !

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Maybe he had additional duties that required him to show his dong to underage girls, did you think of that?  That's probably worth a bump in pay.  I'll have to look at some info on what that sort of job pays.  Is that under "dong-showing," or under "crimes against minors?"  Job-posting sites are notoriously hard to search.

Transnational Procurement Specialist--Mountain Division. Matt Gaetz tended to use the Gulf Coast Operatives.

28 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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"slap"

There is also apparently an issue with an airplane that they sold.   Lauren and her douche nozzle husband each have "junior" pilot's license.   I guess that means he can expose himself in the air too?

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