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On 10/31/2021 at 12:20 PM, Underdog said:

Odds she could even find Utah on a map?

 

Maybe... Is it a map of Utah?

16 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Maybe... Is it a map of Utah?

What if it's a map of Florida labeled Utah?

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

What if it's a map of Florida labeled Utah?

Well, that would clearly be more evidence of Arizona election fraud.

4 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Well, that would clearly be more evidence of Arizona election fraud.

 

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6 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

It gets even awesomer. 

 

 

 

I think she misspelled "conceived".

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28 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I think she misspelled "conceived".

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35 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

It gets even awesomer. 

That will go over really well with a lot of women.

And will go over even better when everyone finds out one of Pete and Chasten’s twins is currently in the hospital.

She’s a horrible twat.

...and a despicable cunt. 

9 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

It gets even awesomer. 

 

I love it that I have to check to see if these are real or some wacked out, coke fueled SNL skit gone wrong.  And every time it is real.

I am pretty convinced that the Venn diagram of any GOP Member and Crazy Motherfucker is a single circle.

5 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

I am pretty convinced that the Venn diagram of any GOP Member and Crazy Motherfucker is a single circle.

don't forget the stupid circle

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wow, round IS funny. 

Make me a bicycle, clown!

Every accusation is an admission . . . 

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15 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

It gets even awesomer. 

 

They do this, they throw out this outlandish shit to distract from everything else.  They claim to be saving the world, but never mention any specifics on what from or how.   But since the comments and questions are focused on the preposterous shit she spews about child leave (or whatever) and no one questions her "saving the world" comment, she and everyone else takes that as the world really does need saving.     I am not sure it's planned, but Trump has shown this shit to work, and the media falls for it every time.  

What exactly are they saving the world from?    Say it straight out, not inferences.  Give facts, not assumptions.  Why does it need saving anyway?  Haven't the republicans either been in a position to make changes or block changes since Reagan took office?   This is the world they built, so I guess they are trying to save it from being actually better for more people.   Guess that's it.  

12 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Every accusation is an admission . . . 

"I don't go to church."  "She's bad.  Well, she's good bad"   Where the fuck are you Christians?  Why do you keep supporting people from this ilk?   SMDH.

30 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Every accusation is an admission . . . 

I see the worm-infested apple didn't fall from the rotting tree

On 11/2/2021 at 8:13 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

Wow, round IS funny. 

 

I wish she was even marginally attractive so we could explain her. 

Lauren G. Boebert + Trump + Qanon +?=
 

LGBTQ+

I would totally do her right in that A-hole in her dress.  

4 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I wish she was even marginally attractive so we could explain her. 

If I learned nothing else from the Maria Butina scandal I learned pitiful old white men will sell out their country and Stan for a 5 that tells them what they want to hear. 

9 hours ago, Lobo said:

Lauren G. Boebert + Trump + Qanon +?=
 

LGBTQ+

I would totally do her right in that A-hole in her dress.  

 

her ass looks weird 

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

her ass looks weird 

Admit it, it feels weird staring at the ass of somebody who got her high school diploma last year.

On 11/2/2021 at 12:48 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I see the worm-infested apple didn't fall from the rotting tree

Pure-dee whiskey tango.

She's gonna put the bang-shang-a-lang on you.

9 hours ago, Lobo said:

Lauren G. Boebert + Trump + Qanon +?=
 

LGBTQ+

I would totally do her right in that A-hole in her dress.  

If by "do" you mean brutally fist fuck . . . . yeah, I can get that.

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Admit it, it feels weird staring at the ass of somebody who got her high school diploma last year.

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On 11/2/2021 at 12:17 PM, washparkhorn said:

Every accusation is an admission . . . 

Diamond and Silk part 2, now without the pigment and talent

On 11/5/2021 at 1:03 PM, Bullneck said:

 

I'd bet dollars to donuts that's  prosthetic

On 11/1/2021 at 4:33 PM, Jive Turkey said:

 

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This fucking cunt is one of the absolute worst we’ve ever had.

 

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Not a huge fan of Kimmel, but this is pretty fucking hilarious ...

 

I’m starting to get the feeling that we’re all part of some reality TV show, that all of these MAGA dipshits in Congress are actors, and any day now the producers are going to step out and say “ We got you!!!”

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I’m starting to get the feeling that we’re all part of some reality TV show, that all of these MAGA dipshits in Congress are actors, and any day now the producers are going to step out and say “ We got you!!!”

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On 11/2/2021 at 6:12 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

 

At about 5 seconds in the camera pulls back for a master shot of the parking lot with nothing but 'Murican cars (not sure about that yellow one) all rusted out from road salt.  

Brings back memories . . .

(Whoever set that shot up knew his/her stuff.  That's some attention to detail).

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