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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I’m starting to get the feeling that we’re all part of some reality TV show, that all of these MAGA dipshits in Congress are actors, and any day now the producers are going to step out and say “ We got you!!!”

The Truman Show has morphed into The Trump Show.

20 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

This made me laugh

 

I have no clue who this guy is, but I know I would vote for him without hesitation instead of any of the crooks who are now holding public office, or hoping to get reelected to one.

Countdown to Boebert bringing up Kyle Clark at her next rally and making veiled threats to him...

3...2...1...

It’s a dark performance art.  If Andy Kaufman were alive today, he’d have a cowboy hat wearing, gun toting, MAGA spewing alter ego that would get elected in a rural red district of a blue state.  People here in Boebert’s district absolutely LOVE her shit.  It gives them a sense of winning in a state they’ve lost.

4 hours ago, AnTiM said:

I have no clue who this guy is, but I know I would vote for him without hesitation instead of any of the crooks who are now holding public office, or hoping to get reelected to one.

He's an anchorman at the NBC Affiliate in Denver. He has a separate public affairs program on KUSA (9 News Denver). He's made mistakes, but he corrects his mistakes with apologies and on air retractions. I contacted his producer on one of his mistakes - and the retraction and apology were issued quickly and fully. 

Smart journalist.

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15 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

He's an anchorman at the NBC Affiliate in Denver. He has a separate public affairs program on KUSA (9 News Denver). He's made mistakes, but he corrects his mistakes with apologies and on air retractions. I contacted his producer on one of his mistakes - and the retraction and apology were issued quickly and fully.

You told him that technically you were outside of a school zone?

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

It’s a dark performance art.  If Andy Kaufman were alive today, he’d have a cowboy hat wearing, gun toting, MAGA spewing alter ego that would get elected in a rural red district of a blue state.  People here in Boebert’s district absolutely LOVE her shit.  It gives them a sense of winning in a state they’ve lost.

Sasha Baron Cohen has this covered.

 

 

45 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Sasha Baron Cohen has this covered.

 

 

He’s not committed enough.  He needs to actually run, get elected and serve a term with everyone wondering at the end if it was real or bullshit.


"Chinese people, what we gotta do?  Nuke 'em like in World War 2" is the most inspired line in that entire performance.

 

She called the BBB legislation a “ montrosity”. True story.

4 hours ago, Goredho said:

People here in Boebert’s district absolutely LOVE her shit.  It gives them a sense of winning in a state they’ve lost.

I think most of Telluride would beg to differ.  But overall, yes.

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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think most of Telluride would beg to differ.  But overall, yes.

And La Plata and Pitkin County.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think most of Telluride would beg to differ.  But overall, yes.

Yep, Vail, too.  But those rich folks are a minority in this district that was puked all over a map of Colorado.

14 minutes ago, Goredho said:

this district that was puked all over a map of Colorado.

+9 Republican.

Boebert will struggle for reelection, though. Colorado doesn't tolerate stupids like most of R-nation. 

5 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Pueblo ready to replace her. 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/colorados-final-congressional-redistricting-map-keeps-pueblo-in-large-rural-co-3/ar-AAOY0Gz

Boebert's anticipated challenger (Kerry Donavan) was redistricted out of the 3rd Congressional District. 

Sol Sandoval of Pueblo may be the strongest contender now:

 

Dammit, I donated to Donovan's campaign.

2 hours ago, Satchel said:

She called the BBB legislation a “ montrosity”. True story.

Wish that there was a way that every Republican in the House that voted against it, you could withhold aid from their district, but that's assholish and un-American.  But it would sure as fuck make them change their tune.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I donated to Donovan's campaign.

Good man.  If concerned, I would contact her office as request a refund of the donation. 

I have not decided who to support in my opposition to Boebert. Donavan withdrawing due to redistricting has left the race scrambled.

On 11/19/2021 at 10:02 AM, Goredho said:

It’s a dark performance art.  If Andy Kaufman were alive today, he’d have a cowboy hat wearing, gun toting, MAGA spewing alter ego that would get elected in a rural red district of a blue state.  People here in Boebert’s district absolutely LOVE her shit.  It gives them a sense of winning in a state they’ve lost.

 

On 11/19/2021 at 11:50 AM, TexasEd said:

Sasha Baron Cohen has this covered.

 

 

Arizona candidate

 

 

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

We live in hell.

 

 

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This mad me laugh so hard.  She is SO fucking stupid.

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This mad me laugh so hard.  She is SO fucking stupid.

I kinda wonder if she's throwing some shade his way, because that had to be deliberate.

And then the host tries to defuse it by offering to arm wrestle in her place.

6 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

She absolutely knew what she was doing.

This. This. This.

In addition, behind the scenes on the Hill, Boebert is up against the boys' club. No matter what she does she is not male and back about twenty pages or so I said, 'don't underestimate her?' Given Cawthorn's public persona if I had to guess, he's made comments to her that remind her that she will never be male and belong to the inner circle of that club. To play that game, she struck back with a verbal strategy that has likely worked for her since she was a teen--reminded him that he will never walk.

She's not smart but she's cagey. She made that one a little too obvious though.

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

A special kind of stupid. 

She did what she intended to do - for all of his bragging and machismo (knowing he could easily beat her in an arm-wrestling contest), she took him down quite a few notches.

She will get very little blowback from Republicans as well.

I can't imagine Cawthorn has very many people who fit the generally understood meaning of the word "friends". Kinda like Ted Cruz -- even his reflection in the mirror hates him.

Lauren is like any other caustic woman -- she'll never be lonely, because there's always some guy who will put up with her shit.

I feel well less than one iota of sympathy for Cawthorn, but that's beyond crass.  She thinks she's being clever, too.

I'd suggest he challenge her to dueling GRE exams, but I'm not sure which one of them would score lower.  

I assume writing ‘Rizzuto’ is test #2.

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Let’s not go assuming ted Cruz has a reflection.  Show some evidence. 
 

my evidence against is how he looks. 

i guarantee that she takes it in the chocolate highway. 

12 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I assume writing ‘Rizzuto’ is test #2.

Rirruto?

9 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

She absolutely knew what she was doing.

I don't think that statement has ever been true about her

14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Let’s not go assuming ted Cruz has a reflection.  Show some evidence. 
 

my evidence against is how he looks. 

I thought you were implying he was some kind of vampire, which could also be true

33 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Rirruto?

Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra
 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

She did what she intended to do - for all of his bragging and machismo (knowing he could easily beat her in an arm-wrestling contest), she took him down quite a few notches.

She will get very little blowback from Republicans as well.

Nah.  I’ll stick with she’s stupid.  

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra
 

(pos rep).  Go to kitchen...bring food! 

12 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Nah.  I’ll stick with she’s stupid.  

But she is on quite a roll.

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I don't think that statement has ever been true about her

I thought you were implying he was some kind of vampire, which could also be true

I am 

14 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

We live in hell.

 

Life in Hell was better.

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2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

But she is on quite a roll.

So is Madison Cawthorn.

After perusing this thread, I only have one comment...

It needs a LOT more tits and a LOT more guns to live up to the thread title.  I was quite disappointed.

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

But she is on quite a roll.

46 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So is Madison Cawthorn.

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Racist enough to make up a bullshit story for clout but too much of a coward to actually make it true.

Fucking racist cunt.
25 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

She’s a montrosity.


Racist enough to make up a bullshit story for clout but too much of a coward to actually make it true.

Fucking racist cunt.

 

 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 


Racist enough to make up a bullshit story for clout but too much of a coward to actually make it true.

Fucking racist cunt.

 

Them legs thou 

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