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10 hours ago, CO Horn said:

I truly don’t think she’s smart enough to have been involved with the planning. 

There wasn't a single "smart" person involved in the insurrection planning. She is absolutely DUMB enough to be involved. And there needs to be a serious investigation into her actions.

 

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28 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

There wasn't a single "smart" person involved in the insurrection planning. She is absolutely DUMB enough to be involved. And there needs to be a serious investigation into her actions.

 

No doubt.  I think she was just relishing in the fact that the assault on the Capitol forced the Far-Left Speaker to flee from the House Chamber.

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The Federal Elections Commission (FEC) sent a letter last week to Representative-elect Lauren Boebert, R-Co., asking the QAnon sympathizer to disclose her campaign's fundraising ties to Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Tx.

Cruz's first donation came on the same day the senator asked the Department of Justice to investigate Netflix for alleged child pornography, a cause célèbre for QAnon adherents.

The FEC's letter says Boebert failed to report the Cruz 20 for 20 Victory Fund PAC as a fundraising partner, even though two reported transfers appear to have come through joint fundraising efforts. Boebert and Cruz both reported the mid-September transfers, which dropped $136,250 in Boebert's campaign account.

Federal rules require joint fundraising committees to disclose their partners. While Cruz's PAC listed the Boebert campaign in its initial filing this July, the gun-rights restaurateur and political novice apparently did not reciprocate despite updating her own campaign's registration in September.

"It is generally not a good excuse to say, 'I forgot' to accurately designate contributions," Brett Kappel, campaign finance expert at Harmon Curran, told Salon. "But the FEC is lenient with first-time candidates, so she may not be sanctioned unless there are other violations."

However, this marks the Boebert campaign's third FEC letter. In June, Boebert received a notice after accepting contributions in excess of the maximum amount, a rule which she allegedly "just plain forgot."

"There was no intent to try to report contributions illegally as I just plain forgot to watch for large donations as I was preparing the report," the Boebert campaign's FEC compliance liaison wrote in reply.

The campaign was sent a similar notice on Nov. 23, the same day as the letter about Cruz. This second notice detailed a number of contributors who gave more than the legal amount, as well as contributions from three "possible unregistered organizations" with names affiliated with the Republican Party.

Boebert told Salon in a statement that the campaign would update its reports accordingly.

"The donations in question were reported and the filing will be amended by my compliance team to complete the FEC request," Boebert said. "The FEC has been very helpful and we will make sure everything is reported as they requested."

 

18 minutes ago, CO Horn said:

No doubt.  I think she was just relishing in the fact that the assault on the Capitol forced the Far-Left Speaker to flee from the House Chamber.

Boebert was locked inside the Capitol Building. It makes more sense that she was reporting/alerting Trump insurrectionists instead of just tweeting for shits and giggles. 

 

6 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, if Pelosi is furious, she's fucked.

She'll be the subject of a press conference today announcing a potential censure on Thursday, and if she doesn't apologize, Nancy might have an expulsion vote at some point in the future.

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If she had her European handgun on her person at the time, who would she have been pointing it at?  

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If she had her European handgun on her person at the time, who would she have been pointing it at?  

Based on the performance of other Trump nuts at the insurrection....at her own crotch, pulling the trigger repeatedly.

I get what you boys are saying, but this gal keeps falling up. And like I mentioned upthread, sometimes that is a workable plan for people. If she got funding from the Freedom Caucus during the general, then she's got momentum with them. Remember that people tended to poo-poo the Tea Party and look where that got us. The Tea Party morphed into the Freedom Caucus and they've been wreaking havoc on the GOP. That might end up stopping now, but I don't think they're going to disappear just because some of those companies say they're not funding them...it's only been a day or two. She's at a disadvantage because she crossed some of the wrong people, but if nothing happens to her, she's an incumbent in a district that's been R for over a decade I believe. I'm not calling her smart, I'm calling her that special type of canny BSC that some guys can't help underestimating. Or she's actually that stupid and is going to be a nice pawn for the other Rs to push into place as sacrifice.

So she’s a female Lane Kiffin?

On 1/5/2021 at 2:21 PM, Pasken said:

I guess Mackenzie Kelly can make it to Congress.

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7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

So she’s a female Lane Kiffin?

Haha. That's actually perhaps a decent enough comparison. Kiffin had the advantage of being born the son of a football coach, though. I'll have to think about that one.

Everyone knew it would be her first, right?

 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Everyone knew it would be her first, right?

 

Good.  Lock her the fuck out unless and until she wants to follow the rules.  She is a danger to her fellow members.

Or, they could just save them some time and expel her treasonous ass.

If she refuses to come in, she doesn't get to vote.  Win for Pelosi.

Lauren Boebert is a prime reason why there should be minimum qualifications to be a member of Congress.  Holy shitballs.  How the fuck did this dumb, dangerous cunt get elected?

9 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

How the fuck did this dumb, dangerous cunt get elected?

Because we have a bunch of dumb, dangerous cunts who vote?

On 1/11/2021 at 3:27 PM, Underdog said:

So she’s a female Lane Kiffin?

Better looking Fitlump

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Lauren Boebert is a prime reason why there should be minimum qualifications to be a member of Congress.  Holy shitballs.  How the fuck did this dumb, dangerous cunt get elected?

Well, tits and guns sell.

But Laura fucktard horseface Ingraham said Democratic congressmen/women were trying to cause division by acting worried about this nutjob and others shooting them.  I wish a fucker would unload a couple clips into Laura’s horsehead - in self defense of course.  

32 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

So what is the point of the metal detectors then? 

From a quick Googling, it sounds like Congress members can be strapped on Capitol grounds, although you need a DC CCL. Is that incorrect or is the issue that she doesn't have one? 

P.S. Fuck this dumb cunt. 

2 hours ago, Mach 1 said:

Because we have a bunch of dumb, dangerous cunts who vote?

Thought she won because the district is Colorado hunting land and her democrat opponent was anti gun, or at least not zero restriction gun nut like Lauren. 

On 1/11/2021 at 8:16 PM, cactusflinthead said:

 

My question:

If the media had reported where she was/wasn't, and you knew that, why did you take out your phone and tweet that information? 

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Thought she won because the district is Colorado hunting land and her democrat opponent was anti gun, or at least not zero restriction gun nut like Lauren. 

She won bc she was crazier than the incumbent and knocked him out.  It’s not a crazy Republican +20 district but it’s mostly rural western Colorado.  Even with Aspen and Pueblo, it’s still 6-7 points Republican.

It is becoming bluer, but it’s likely to lose Aspen and Glenwood Springs to CO-2 to make room for a new CO-8 district. She’s safe until she gets bored or someone better beats her in the primary. The Colorado redistricting cares more about compactness than competitiveness. 

5 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

My question:

If the media had reported where she was/wasn't, and you knew that, why did you take out your phone and tweet that information? 

She like the others couldn't see news reports at all so she is lying that she knew the info was broadcast on TV at the time she was tweeting the Pelosi removal. She is a loon but keep talking bitch so you can hang yourself with your own words.

On 1/11/2021 at 10:34 AM, Beau Vine said:

 

Sorry but this does not satisfy the title of this thread.

Neg is in order for the OP.

On 1/11/2021 at 9:21 AM, Mrs Whiggins said:

I wouldn't underestimate this gal, though.

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So, she may be a little more canny than realized, as opposed to completely clueless.

Well she's playing this game of checkers against Congressional Democrats, so even though she might be a moron who eats half the pieces, her opponents have bellies full of pieces, as well.

Lauren Freshwater?

Lauren Stinkypuss.

For some reason I just know it smells. Like 3 day old tuna and hot snuff spit.
8 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

But Laura fucktard horseface Ingraham said Democratic congressmen/women were trying to cause division by acting worried about this nutjob and others shooting them.  I wish a fucker would unload a couple clips into Laura’s horsehead - in self defense of course.  

You're a physician...what is the medical term for a 'Horsehead'?  

I guess if we get her to run real fast down the hallway, then trip her so she breaks her ankle...then somebody can shoot her?  

Come for the civil conversation, stay for the tits and guns.

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8 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

My question:

If the media had reported where she was/wasn't, and you knew that, why did you take out your phone and tweet that information? 

Someone needs to tell Lyin' Lauren that the people storming the Capitol were not carrying TVs and watching C-Span.  But they were carrying much smaller devices that could, because of technology, connect millions instantly with her as she Twittered her idiocy.

Oh, and in case anyone is interested...   Most in Congress have a recording to take comments.   Very few still have someone answer the phone (at least in the DC offices.)    Someone answers Lauren's line in DC.   As least as of this morning.   I gave a nice little comment about the TV line and added the virtue signaling episode at the metal detectors.   Reminded the staffer that millions of American kids go through those at school every day and then occasionally practice shelter in place and barricading a room in case of an active shooter.   That's America, sadly.

In Trump's America, Congress gets to do that now.

7 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

telling that she only took it down after the insurrection.  not for, you know, the white power hand signs.

 

1 hour ago, Hurtlocker said:

Come for the civil conversation, stay for the tits and guns.

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I guess using the sights and hitting the target would have blocked the view.

14 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

I haven't a feeling that's not going to play well

14 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

I haven't a feeling that's not going to play well

Did she take it down?

16 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

telling that she only took it down after the insurrection.  not for, you know, the white power hand signs.

 

It’s from November...Daniel Dale is fact-checking things like this now that Trump has been neutered.

Despite the videos, I don’t think anyone has been booted from a flight due to the Capitol riot. The bullshit has been cranked to 11.

But yeah, fuck MAGA Gretchen and her biker chuds.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Did she take it down?

Apparently, I can't see shit.  Anyone have a screen cap?

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