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She's about to hit the wall.  OK from the nose up, but all that hate is burning up her mouth and chin.


 

Flying Monkey piss I’m assuming?
23 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

 

Well she's partly right. Those were Jews on the elevator, but they were the Decoy Jews. The Real Jew Reconnaissance, as always, was using the distraction of the Decoy Jews-- with their obvious yarmulkes and beards, their Yiddish mumbling in constantly-questioning Seinfeld tones-- the Real Jew Recon were using that distraction to emerge, as always, from their Serpent-Man-era tunnels that exist beneath every major city, from whence they efficiently went about their business, speaking in clipped Midwestern tones, unmindful of whatever their mothers might think, and paying retail. Thus do they truly infiltrate and rule over us.

On 1/12/2022 at 5:01 PM, TexasEd said:

Here's an idea, what if they put COVID vaccines in Ivermectin and then had clinics to inject the ivermectin into the anti-vax crowd?

Then not enough of them will die.

Well she's partly right. Those were Jews on the elevator, but they were the Decoy Jews. The Real Jew Reconnaissance, as always, was using the distraction of the Decoy Jews-- with their obvious yarmulkes and beards, their Yiddish mumbling in constantly-questioning Seinfeld tones-- the Real Jew Recon were using that distraction to emerge, as always, from their Serpent-Man-era tunnels that exist beneath every major city, from whence they efficiently went about their business, speaking in clipped Midwestern tones, unmindful of whatever their mothers might think, and paying retail. Thus do they truly infiltrate and rule over us.

The change to “Protocols of the Boomers of Zion” fooled millions.
  • 2 weeks later...

 

 

Edited by Beau Vine

Is this the one that got deleted?  Did she get kicked off committees or was that MTG?  If so they only place she can grandstand is the floor because she does not have any other forum to speak on the record.  That's gotta hurt.

 

 

I’m too lazy to go find pictures or articles about various republicans not paying attention in congress or not showing up at all, but I know she is well aware of those actions and participated in some of them. 
 

the art of grandstanding for the cameras is practiced by many senators and congressfolk though. 

"...the Floor of the United States Representatives" ???

That's a new one.  I don't have that listed on my branches of Government nor Chambers of Congress.  Damn, she's good...

It's like watching a chihuahua that thinks it's a pit bull.  She's so sure of her intelligence, and so happy to grandstand for her base.  She got the grandstanding part right.

Pelosi was probably laughing at her.

  • 2 weeks later...

That has to be photoshopped.  

If it really came with a Red Lobster Gift Card, may I suggest she start with the famous cheddar biscuits and a bowl of lobster gazpacho to show solidarity with police.

11 minutes ago, Lobo said:

That has to be photoshopped.  

If it really came with a Red Lobster Gift Card, may I suggest she start with the famous cheddar biscuits and a bowl of lobster gazpacho to show solidarity with police.

it's some bit this asshole was doing for his interview with her:

 

 

How hard is it to spell "Boobert"?

On 1/22/2022 at 12:22 AM, Bullneck said:

She's about to hit the wall.  OK from the nose up, but all that hate is burning up her mouth and chin.

Dude no. She’s below average. I’ve never understood why she gets attention. She has no redeemable qualities. 

Thanks for the fucking nightmare fuel.  

My only concession is that I'm assuming somebody has already sent that to her Congressional office email address.  

Can I get that in a 6 X 10 laminate?  Asking for a friend. 

Yeah I've got a lot of mixed feelings going on right now. Difficult, but not impossible.

I’m sure that tweet was the product of an hour long staff meeting.

On 2/11/2022 at 7:36 PM, Porterhouse said:

Dude no. She’s below average. I’ve never understood why she gets attention. She has no redeemable qualities. 

It's a variation of Hot Chick in the Comic Book Shop. One of the ways a 3 becomes a 9.

6 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

 

Point of order: Teenaged girls texting with friends still have a future, as well as friends.

On 2/11/2022 at 8:36 PM, Porterhouse said:

Dude no. She’s below average. I’ve never understood why she gets attention. She has no redeemable qualities. 

I’m sure that tweet was the product of an hour long staff meeting.


Live look in at that staff meeting:

 

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

I’m sure that tweet was the product of an hour long staff meeting.


Live look in at that staff meeting:

 

Reminded me of this:

 

  • 2 weeks later...

might be nsfw, depending if "shit" is a problem.

 

I don't know the man but he seems quite convincing.  

Also, I shouldn't have watched that video in a hotel lobby just now.  I thought he was just gonna say "shit" and I have headphones on.  But of course the Q guy spewed shit on the picnic table as people were walking by.  

Maybe she meant Prince Albert in a can. Yea 

Is it possible that she's getting even stupider as time passes?

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Is it possible that she's getting even stupider as time passes?

Well, her IQ isn't just magically going to get higher.   I'm guessing she ate A LOT of lead paint chips as a kid.

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Is it possible that she's getting even stupider as time passes?

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7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Is it possible that she's getting even stupider as time passes?

Is this like that old logic puzzle, but "if Lauren Boobert's IQ drops by 50% every week, how many weeks will it take for her to have an IQ of zero?"

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Is this like that old logic puzzle, but "if Lauren Boobert's IQ drops by 50% every week, how many weeks will it take for her to have an IQ of zero?"

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accurate on multiple levels.

The correct answer is when she dies.

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lmao lieutenant corporal. He must have been in the Coast Force.

John Boebert, Lieutenant Corporal of the Space Force coast Guard.  Because who do you want patrolling the southern border of the moon from human sea trafficking? 

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