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19 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

He yanked it in the bathroom 

He was pulling his goalie.

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Watch Boebert match wits with the Stanford educated HHS Secretary:

 

39 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Watch Boebert match wits with the Stanford educated HHS Secretary:

 

Would it be illegal for them to just say they will not participate in any of those silly lines of questions that are only being asked so that she can try and get a soundbite? 

They should take a page from Eric Holder’s playbook and treat them like they’re  two dogs pissing on one another.

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I couldn’t get through 13 seconds of that. Makes me sad. It’s so cringey. 

The funny thing is, he clearly has contempt bordering on pity for her, and she thinks she's kicking ass.

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The funny thing is, he clearly has contempt bordering on pity for her, and she thinks she's kicking ass.

Lol, exactly.

The saddest part is that her constituents think she's kicking ass as well.

3 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

The saddest part is that her constituents think she's kicking ass as well.

I'm not holding my breath, but really hoping the recent redistricting in CO is enough to get her the fuck out of office.  To say she's an embarrassment to my state is an incredible understatement.

I would say she is the stupidest person in Congress right now, but there is a long line of them on the GQP side that are fighting for that honor. Including the woman who said Trump captured Osama Bin Ladin at the recent Trump rally. Where these idiots get their questioning ideas is beyond me. 

2 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I couldn’t get through 13 seconds of that. Makes me sad. It’s so cringey. 

It’s actually great. His responses are perfect and she demonstrates what a moron she is

1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

I would say she is the stupidest person in Congress right now, but there is a long line of them on the GQP side that are fighting for that honor. Including the woman who said Trump captured Osama Bin Ladin at the recent Trump rally. Where these idiots get their questioning ideas is beyond me. 

I think she’s the same one who said she preferred Putin’s brand of Christianity over Biden’s. I don’t think there’s a lot inside or outside of her cabeza. 

lulz when she realizes she said something stupid and decided to double down anyway 

Well, we don't want 12 year olds to understand what Uncle Dad is doing to them and why they got pregnant, right?

Is she going to use her husband so he can show and tell?

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Now this is what I call a catfight.  Rip her hair out, you bitch!

 

 

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Were they arguing between them who was the dumbest cunt in DC? 

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Were they arguing between them who was the dumbest cunt in DC? 

I can see that debate getting pretty heated.

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Now this is what I call a catfight.  Rip her hair out, you bitch!

 

 

This is the only reason I check this thread... I am waiting for a video of them pulling each other's clothes off and shit like that... I don't care about the politics, I'm here for the white wimmenz catfighting...  

Let's Go, Boebert!

 

edit: ebonics.

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I can see that debate getting pretty heated.

Leave it to those two to forever ruin the concept of “heated cunt thrashing.” There’s nothing they can’t ruin.
3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Leave it to those two to forever ruin the concept of “heated cunt thrashing.” There’s nothing they can’t ruin.

probably even turned some foot fetishists 

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I can see that debate getting pretty heated.

Mean Greene would win a physical fight. She has the superior truck driver aura.

31 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Is there footage?????

I picture lady yelling at cat meme but with lady in both panels

59 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

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“The reporting comes as Boebert and Greene have often been lumped together as vocal Trump supporters who represent the right-wing faction of the party. The two regularly advocate for the same issues, and notably heckled President Joe Biden together during his State of the Union address. Yet the heckling took place only a day after their argument, Politico reported.”

 

You know once one started telling shit the other had to yell louder and crazier shit, it wasn’t planned, it was just two dumbasses trying to out dumbass each other after getting into it the previous day. It’s like two obnoxious baseball team moms going at it.

lol at Boebert being the one with the “high ground” - high being relative.

Dodo Bird didn't have any moral or ethical problem with Mean Jo Greene speaking to racists.  just the optics of it.

Dodo Bird didn't have any moral or ethical problem with Mean Jo Greene speaking to racists.  just the optics of it.

They both want to be queen of the idiots. And right now mtg is sucking up all the idiocy air.

Wonder if a guy got between these two former bffs. 

On 4/29/2022 at 3:17 PM, Bama Chick said:

lol at Boebert being the one with the “high ground” - high being relative.
 

So you're saying Fatty is the Bohbert of the Daily Texan.

7 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


They both want to be queen of the idiots. And right now mtg is sucking up all the idiocy air.


ding ding ding 

Boebert is getting left behind 

3 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

So you're saying Fatty is the Bohbert of the Daily Texan.

Man. Burned to a crisp. 

Be a real shame if they took each other out...maybe they can have an AR showdown at the nextspacer.png Republican dinner worshipping Trump

 

On 4/29/2022 at 2:16 PM, Snacks said:

This is the only reason I check this thread... I am waiting for a video of them pulling each other's clothes off and shit like that... I don't care about the politics, I'm here for the white wimmenz catfighting...  

Let's Go, Boebert!

 

edit: ebonics.

When I was in junior high school the best fights were always those between black girls. They got after it and there was always exposed boobage which is very important for junior high school boys. 

9 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

"Foreword by Ted Cruz" because of fucking course - gotta remind the rubes that he's leading the charge toward idiocracy.

39 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

Is it a picture book so that her supporters can read it?

I'll read the entire Twilight and 50 Shades series before I read one word of that horseshit ass book.

How the fuck do you guys keep electing Ted Cruz. Even our senators in Oklahoma aren't that absurd. The new ones will be, but currently they are just run of the mill milquetoast freedom hating jackasses who are smart enough to stay away from the lunatics running their asylum. 

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