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They're literally bringing their favorite hookers to work in the House.

Sounds like she was fucking one of the Koch brothers for money.

They for some reason introduced her to Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz did something, and it required a 75k donation that he paid to her. Possible blackmail.

Ted Cruz recently won the right to use campaign money to repay himself for loans to his campaign, if I remember right.

Therefore, with no evidence, Ted Cruz campaign donors paid for him to fuck Lauren Boehbert. 

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15 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

They're literally bringing their favorite hookers to work in the House.

Sounds like she was fucking one of the Koch brothers for money.

They for some reason introduced her to Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz did something, and it required a 75k donation that he paid to her. Possible blackmail.

Ted Cruz recently won the right to use campaign money to repay himself for loans to his campaign, if I remember right.

Therefore, with no evidence, Ted Cruz campaign donors paid for him to fuck Lauren Boehbert. 

This means there is a Cruz/Boehbert sex tape.

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And someone will have to watch it.

Why does Heidi stick around for the multiple cheating/affairs?

You have to ask.

11 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

This means there is a Cruz/Boehbert sex tape.

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29 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

This means there is a Cruz/Boehbert sex tape.

Probably NowThis style though 

I am very much pro sex worker, but god damn if it isn't hilarious that this dumb bitch was a hooker that had a double barrel abortion

So this wasn't a howler monkey impersonation but muscle memory from a previous job.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Thompson, Carlin, and Hicks would be putting out their best material if they were still alive.

Or blowing their brains out over how fucking stupid things have gotten.

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Sounds like we should archive the sugar baby thread as there may be future Congress people in it.

should have archived the lump thread

Couldn't be happening to a more deserving piece of shit.

So when this brings down Ted Cruz, we get Senator Huffines right?

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

As a recovering Christian, I still have brief bursts of faith.

What pisses me off about her little nervous mic drops in front of congregations, moreso than her bad delivery of amateur "jokes", is the fact that not one person in those sanctuaries has the balls to stand up and say "uh, Jesus didn't fight his crucifixion".  I mean, he turned himself in.  What do we hear after the AR-15 comment?  Giggles.

If that doesn't tell you the true faith of the people in that building, nothing will.

Proper response should have been.

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Am I the only one to learn from this thread that escorting is legal in Colorado with the proper licensure?

38 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

So when this brings down Ted Cruz, we get Senator Huffines right?

I could see Abbott making a run at it.  He knows he won’t ever reach the White House outside of a cabinet position.  

But it’s 2022, which is really just 2020 too, which means in this timeline, our new senator would be…

 

And she’s far more competent than Lauren Boebert or MTG or Cawthorn.   Let that sink in.

3 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

That's not lump

That was photoshopped like a mother fucker.

 

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Am I the only one to learn from this thread that escorting is legal in Colorado with the proper licensure?

Is that why women have been leaving Texas for Colorado lately???  Gonna have to look into a transfer to Lockheed Space Systems 🤔

Buying pot and pussy are legal?  Damn, I mean I already spend 2-3 weeks/summer up there; might have to extend the stays.

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6 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

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At least we were spared the anti-christ 

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6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

At least we were spared the anti-christ 

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9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

At least we were spared the anti-christ 

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Prostitute.  Member of congress.  A rose by any other name...

12 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Therefore, with no evidence, Ted Cruz campaign donors paid for him to fuck Lauren Boehbert. 

And they paid for at least one of the two abortions.

7 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

I'd watch it and so would you

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11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I could see Abbott making a run at it.  He knows he won’t ever reach the White House outside of a cabinet position.  

But it’s 2022, which is really just 2020 too, which means in this timeline, our new senator would be…

 

The "entirely different person" filter

 

11 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

That's not lump

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14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

As a recovering Christian, I still have brief bursts of faith.

What pisses me off about her little nervous mic drops in front of congregations, moreso than her bad delivery of amateur "jokes", is the fact that not one person in those sanctuaries has the balls to stand up and say "uh, Jesus didn't fight his crucifixion".  I mean, he turned himself in.  What do we hear after the AR-15 comment?  Giggles.

If that doesn't tell you the true faith of the people in that building, nothing will.

That's interesting and fits with something I've observed about Mardi Gras. Everybody shows up for Fat Tuesday and the party, but how many start Lent the next day?

Here, everybody shows up to claim the righteousness of being a Christian without really bothering to learn even the basics of the New Covenant. This isn't garden variety hypocrisy which is largely unavoidable for Christians and the rest of us. It's absolute subversion of what they claim to be.

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5 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

 

Pinocchios.....is that what Cruz calls it???

13 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

 

I am trying to decipher what she's saying, and I think it is that God gave her Immaculate Abortions.

23 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

 

So, which hole does your 4th Pinocchio plug, ya hypocritical skank?

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So, which hole does your 4th Pinocchio plug, ya hypocritical skank?

She has two hands.

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