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16 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Has anyone on here been to booberts shitty gun toting restaurant?

They better go soon.  Landlord isn't renewing their lease.

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Who is her Democratic challenger?  I was donating to some cowboy chick a year or so ago, but I'm guessing she dropped out or something, cause I haven't heard peep lately.

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Who is her Democratic challenger?  I was donating to some cowboy chick a year or so ago, but I'm guessing she dropped out or something, cause I haven't heard peep lately.

I wouldn't waste my money if I were you. Donate to races that are winnable for the Ds.

7 minutes ago, royiv said:

I wouldn't waste my money if I were you. Donate to races that are winnable for the Ds.

This.

1 minute ago, royiv said:

I wouldn't waste my money if I were you. Donate to races that are winnable for the Ds.

In years past you would be 100% right.  This year might be (hopefully is) different.  CO got another Congressperson and her district was redrawn this year and Pueblo was added to it.  Biden won Pueblo in 2020 and Pueblo county has more people than Mesa county (where Grand Junction is).  So there is hope, albeit not a huge amount with as well funded as she is.  

5 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

In years past you would be 100% right.  This year might be (hopefully is) different.  CO got another Congressperson and her district was redrawn this year and Pueblo was added to it.  Biden won Pueblo in 2020 and Pueblo county has more people than Mesa county (where Grand Junction is).  So there is hope, albeit not a huge amount with as well funded as she is.  

I just don't think it's possible. The margin in Pueblo isn't going to be enough even though it's a more populous county.

54 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

Perhaps we should merge this thread with the destruction of public education thread...

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

I highly doubt this dumb cunt could even find Denmark on a map. We all know Sarah Palim couldn’t.

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Less than a year from now, boebert and MTG could be the chairs of committees. 

You’re setting the bar too low for this timeline. Speaker of the House MTG coming to a dystopian hellscape near you.

I thought we weren't supposed to politicize gun deaths?

 

7 hours ago, RPM said:

 

If the building owner follows through w/ this, he better watch his 6.  I have no doubt this stupid cunt and her regarded-clan would come after him. 

12 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If the building owner follows through w/ this, he better watch his 6.  I have no doubt this stupid cunt and her regarded-clan would come after him. 

Apparently it's the son and son-in-law of the former owner. They hate Boobert so much they bought the building a couple months ago and told her to GTFO.

On 6/29/2022 at 12:57 PM, Homesickhorn said:

I’d walk in with the Big Iron on my hip, and challenge the entire staff to a high noon standoff in the street out front. Once my challenge was answered by the manager, and we were twenty paces apart, I’d say, “See that little red dot on your chest”?

You forgot to include "skin that smokewagon, see what happens."

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18 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

McCarthy is an idiot for wanting boobert around.

I imagine he enjoys the blowjobs.  She's probably pretty good at giving them. 

17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

This country is so weird and fucked up that she will probably sell a lot of books.

2 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

This country is so weird and fucked up that she will probably sell a lot of books.

Probably depends on how many pictures versus words there are.

6 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Probably depends on how many pictures versus words there are.

I assumed it would be a pop-up book

2 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

This country is so weird and fucked up that she will probably sell a lot of books.

I'm sure a right-wing PAC or two will gobble up plenty copies.  Grifters gotta grift.

3 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

This country is so weird and fucked up that she will probably sell a lot of books.

You know Ted's office will buy a bunch of them.

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

I assumed it would be a pop-up book

Scratch n sniff?

48 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Scratch n sniff?

No, thank you.

On 7/5/2022 at 10:13 AM, Voldemort86 said:

I highly doubt this dumb cunt could even find Denmark on a map. We all know Sarah Palim couldn’t.

Well not unless you tell her what the first letter of Denmark is.

On 7/5/2022 at 11:39 PM, RPM said:

 

Over/Under on the yokel staff and patrons having a Goin Outta Business party, and shooting the shit out of everything?

20 hours ago, DixonHur said:

I assumed it would be a pop-up book

the page featuring her husband is quite eye-opening. like watching one of those porns where the put they camera up the vajayjay and you just see dick coming at you constantly. something like that

16 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Over/Under on the yokel staff and patrons having a Goin Outta Business party, and shooting the shit out of everything?

preferably each other, Jonestown style, but with guns

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2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

like watching one of those porns where the put they camera up the vajayjay and you just see dick coming at you constantly. something like that

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1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Happily, I've never seen that genre of porn.  Yikes. 

It wasn't on purpose, let's be clear about that. But once you start watching it's more fascinating than anything. 

You fucking own this Republicans.  This woman represents your party. Your leadership refuses to call her out on her dumb bullshit.  Republican and “conservative” TV networks and personalities frequently have her on their shows.

 

what a super stupid twat she is

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