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28 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Maybe OnlyFans will be in her future. Have to continue the grift somehow. 

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4 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Chances of an appearance on Dancing with the Stars is definitely higher than 69%.

Masked Singer too. 

33 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Maybe OnlyFans will be in her future. Have to continue the grift somehow. 

I bet she's got some googly-eyed, groupon lookin ass fake tits.

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I bet she's got some googly-eyed, groupon lookin ass fake tits.

Ask Cancun Ted I'm sure he would remember them

36 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Hoping like crazy Mrs GED gets the boot, but even if she does lose she's not really going anywhere. She'll be a constant guest on the Fox, Newsmax, OANN circuit, right? Dotard might even allow her at some of his rallies. Even though he hates being around losers, she'll just scream about election fraud during the rallies and suck his mushroom dick after.

Yea, no one is shitting their pants more than Kari Lake rn.  She was on the fast track to a VP ticket with Trump, but now she’ll be lucky to get a gig with OAN. Trump doesn’t tolerate losers. 

6 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

Yea, no one is shitting their pants more than Kari Lake rn.  She was on the fast track to a VP ticket with Trump, but now she’ll be lucky to get a gig with OAN. Trump doesn’t tolerate losers. 

How does he live with himself then???

10 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

Yea, no one is shitting their pants more than Kari Lake rn.  She was on the fast track to a VP ticket with Trump, but now she’ll be lucky to get a gig with OAN. Trump doesn’t tolerate losers. 

I hear LindellTV.com is looking for talent

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24 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

Yea, no one is shitting their pants more than Kari Lake rn.  She was on the fast track to a VP ticket with Trump, but now she’ll be lucky to get a gig with OAN. Trump doesn’t tolerate losers. 

She can't even go back to her Fox roots after crapping all over them during the campaign for not being extreme enough.

12 minutes ago, RPM said:

I hear LindellTV.com is looking for talent

I wonder what the lower tier right wing media gigs pay. I bet it's close to an entry-level local reporter gig. $40-$50K a year, tops. Shit, some of the youtube channels may 10-99 them and pay them by the appearance...or not at all. 

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

I wonder what the lower tier right wing media gigs pay. I bet it's close to an entry-level local reporter gig. $40-$50K a year, tops. Shit, some of the youtube channels may 10-99 them and pay them by the appearance...or not at all. 

I think it's likely closer to the latter than the former. Those outlets aren't raking in dollars from high value advertisers.

5 minutes ago, royiv said:

I think it's likely closer to the latter than the former. Those outlets aren't raking in dollars from high value advertisers.

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Am I a joke to you?????

10 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I wonder what the lower tier right wing media gigs pay. I bet it's close to an entry-level local reporter gig. $40-$50K a year, tops. Shit, some of the youtube channels may 10-99 them and pay them by the appearance...or not at all. 

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50 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I wonder what the lower tier right wing media gigs pay. I bet it's close to an entry-level local reporter gig. $40-$50K a year, tops. Shit, some of the youtube channels may 10-99 them and pay them by the appearance...or not at all. 

 

49 minutes ago, royiv said:

I think it's likely closer to the latter than the former. Those outlets aren't raking in dollars from high value advertisers.

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None of the alt sub non-legitimate outlets are paying more than an appearance fee. Most likely in pillow coupons. Their hope is an audition tape.

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Looks like Lauren will sustain a won ton loss.

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Maybe OnlyFans will be in her future. Have to continue the grift somehow. 

god damn, came here to post this exact thing

 

There was a time that she would have been considered too stupid to be elected to Congress.

Just now, Satchel said:

There was a time that she would have been considered too stupid to be elected to Congress.

She is not at college professor level when compared to the USA voter 

Herschel Walker got a backhoe, dug a four foot deep drench, then dropped the bar for intelligence right into it.

And he is taking his senate race to a runoff.

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1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I wonder what the lower tier right wing media gigs pay. I bet it's close to an entry-level local reporter gig. $40-$50K a year, tops. Shit, some of the youtube channels may 10-99 them and pay them by the appearance...or not at all. 

And Jayson will be losing his cushy $500k/yr "consulting" job, too.  

17 minutes ago, RPM said:

 

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None of the alt sub non-legitimate outlets are paying more than an appearance fee. Most likely in pillow coupons. Their hope is an audition tape.

"We can't pay you but you'll benefit from the exposure."

L-O-L.

 

That is all.

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Maybe OnlyFans will be in her future. Have to continue the grift somehow. 

Or scrippin'-- a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin', and bitchin' about the election.

Just now, RDCanecutter said:

Or scrippin'-- a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin', and bitchin' about the election.

I'd probably pull a jerseyman if that happened.

3 minutes ago, G650 said:

L-O-L.

 

That is all.

LOL that we are looking forward to spanking to vids of her from Onlyfans or LOL that this dumb bitch may have a chance to win?

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Those aren't even the most current vote totals I've seen.

They're something like 6 hours old.  "Regularly".  lulz

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Those aren't even the most current vote totals I've seen.

 You’ve got to remember that the ones left to be counted are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

16 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

"We can't pay you but you'll benefit from the exposure."

It's a nice add to your demo reel.

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So a 2500 vote lead with 10% or so left?  300k votes in so far, so about 30k remaining. It's still too close to call, but it can definitely happen. Would be awesome to see Bobert ousted. 

NSIAP

 

 

 

 

17 minutes ago, G650 said:

NSIAP

 

 

 

 

Is this parody or is Dykstra really offering her the D?

1 minute ago, F250 said:

Is this parody or is Dykstra really offering her the D?

It's him by the looks of it.

2 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

Is that final or are they still counting?

Can't tell because SOS doesn't specify what % has been counted.

Just now, Chewbacca said:

Can't tell because SOS doesn't specify what % has been counted.

the numbers from mesa match the nytimes numbers which say 93%.

The numbers from pueblo are slightly higher than the nytimes numbers which say 71% but it's not 50% higher.

these numbers do not appear to be final.

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Lulz!

 

Is she talking about her period?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll show myself out.

I hope she loses due to mail in or absentee votes. 

2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Is she talking about her period?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll show myself out.

something something, blood coming out of her....wherever something.

38 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

So a 2500 vote lead with 10% or so left?  300k votes in so far, so about 30k remaining. It's still too close to call, but it can definitely happen. Would be awesome to see Bobert ousted. 

93% in but that doesn't mean total votes. It just means percentage of precincts who have reported and been counted, right? The NYT has the votes broken down by county but they're slower to update than other sites so who knows. But a few people have already "called" it on Twitter though I haven't a clue if they're credible. Lenny Dykstra is offering to "console" her over her loss, which I have to admit I did not have that on my Bingo card.

8 minutes ago, C-Man said:

93% in but that doesn't mean total votes. It just means percentage of precincts who have reported and been counted, right? The NYT has the votes broken down by county but they're slower to update than other sites so who knows. But a few people have already "called" it on Twitter though I haven't a clue if they're credible. Lenny Dykstra is offering to "console" her over her loss, which I have to admit I did not have that on my Bingo card.

Dykstra was never known for his power, but sometimes you gotta chase a screwball and swing for the fences.

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13 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Can't tell because SOS doesn't specify what % has been counted.

I agree that they don't indicate % or outstanding votes to be counted, but that website shows all 64 counties are still in "Post-election reporting in Progress" rather than "Post-election reporting Complete" so that sucks (updated 15 min ago). That said, I still like the SOS...Jena is my favorite Griswold, second to Ellen.

 

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